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andrew

the 3rd degree alcohol carbon atom bond in 2-methyl-2-propanol tertiary

About Me

i am 26 years old and have been suffering from a quarter-life crisis for the past two years. i don't think it's going to end anytime soon. bay area born, santa cruz bred and san francisco resident (for now).i'm hard to define (see above life crisis). i'll be a nursing student in the fall. i wear glasses. i wear a size 13 shoe. i prefer briefs over boxers. what the hell else do you want to know ?

My Interests

psychology, music, travel, cartography, sociology, chemistry, nursing, books, television, movies, old navy, paneer tikka masala

I'd like to meet:

a wealthy booty call with a fancy car and low self-esteem. people who've been through hell and came through the experience laughing. people who got lost on the highway years ago and never looked back. people who ask questions. people who aren't afraid to call me on my shit.i only add people who i already know. if you want to get to know me, message me. and if you're some shitty band, i won't add you. however, if you happen to be a dead ringer for david from six feet under, i'll do anything you want. anything.

Music:

sleater-kinney, braid, knapsack, death cab for cutie, bikini kill, excuse 17, interpol, jimmy eat world, crumb, heavens to betsy, team dresch, the promise ring, hey mercedes, the dismemberment plan, juno, no knife, fugazi, cibo matto, sonic youth, the cocteau twins, my bloody valentine, the jesus and mary chain, the faint, slowdive, ride, the stone roses, joy division, interpol, belle and sebastian, pretty girls make graves, the cure, the smiths, the replacements, the psychedelic furs, suzzane vega, superchunk, throwing muses, belly, kristin hersh, husker du, pavement, the pixies, district 17, the troposcatter, the capricorns, rigamortis, le tigre, blur, oasis, pulp, the darling buds, the primitives, trembling blue stars, the wedding present, jawbreaker, sparta, at the drive-in, rainer maria, cap'n jazz, blue sky mile, taking back sunday, the beautiful mistake, thursday, josh rouse, creeper lagoon, cupid car club, cub, sloan, heavenly, the halo benders, built to spill, modest mouse, bratmobile, cold cold hearts, the peechees, bis, the strokes

Movies:

mommie dearest, serial mom, hairspray, she devil, troop beverly hills

Television:

the nanny, the commish, jerry springer, roseanne, mama's family, six feet under, desperate housewives, dead like me, law and order SVU, mad tv, saturday night live, oz, carnivale, the wire, arrested development, sisters, small wonder, out of this world

Books:

stephen king, dean koontz, dorothy allison, dorothy gilman, wally lamb, chuck palahniuk, pat conroy

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

your myspace profile is giving me a fucking seizure

seriously, people. obnoxious blinky shit, animated gifs, custom clicky things and terrible hot topic bands that automatically play when you open the page ? COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE OBNOXIOUS, PLEASE...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:54:00 PST

hey, i gave up the internet

so if it takes me like a month to respond to your message or something don't take it personally, i just have OTHER SHIT TO DO !! (okay, so i don't really have anything else to do..) message me if you ...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:19:00 PST

honestly

i think myspace is pretty stupid, i go around looking for "old friends" and just come up with a lot of bad memories !
Posted by andrew on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST

my brother has denied me as a myspace friend.

if he thrice denies me, does that mean that i'm jesus ? i should try adding him again.
Posted by andrew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i don't blog here, but

i do have a livejournal that's (mostly) public and everyone is welcome to read. http://www.livejournal.com/users/andrewpants if there was a way i could do an RSS feed to just ctrl+v my livejournal i...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i confess that..

.. i had a giant quesadilla for breakfast. and then i decided that it wasn't enough food, so i ate chef boyardee 'pizzazaroni' ravioli cold out of the can.
Posted by andrew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST