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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I didn't do very well as an art student. I just wanted to make stuff, but my professors, understandably, wanted to teach me to make stuff first. I guess I had an ego about it, which is kind of embarrassing. Now I study English so that I might actually get a job while I collect rejection letters from magazines that I send my writing to.

I have been known to accept marriage proposals from anyone who takes the time to go look at my website, so if you'd like to engage me in holy matrimony or anything involving lubricant, please first see my online portfolio. It'll only take a minute, but your satisfaction will last a lifetime.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I used to really want to meet Bill Callahan, and somehow I did. One blurry, awkwardly angled photograph survives, but you can't see it because I look bad and also because the look on his face makes it obvious how uncomfortable I made him.

Now I guess I mostly want to meet people who think that old Andy Warhol (and sometimes Paul Morrissey) movies are hotter than contemporary porn, and a lot of people who are already dead. Not in a Ouija board way.

My Blog

One of those things where you tell people stuff.

Here's stuff I'm saying to twenty random MySpace people.  I'll never confirm or deny who's who.  Tough titty!01)  It's been so long since I've seen you and I probably won't ever see you...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:45:00 GMT

MyHeritage.com makes with the flattery.

There were not any male matches.  That's kind of a shame, because one time I was matched to the completely nonsensical Tom Selleck.  Where have my Tom Selleck properties gone?  I guess ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:17:00 GMT

Teeth what were sharp are ground down and done.

It's raining.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:59:00 GMT

I'm actually listening to the Pixies. I am a liar.

Y'all, I don't get the appeal of MySpace bloogging.  It is totally the most useless thing I can conceive of.  Except it gives me an opportunity to say "y'all," something that I think I would...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 20:46:00 GMT