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JOHNNY B-ASTARD

I'M NO POSER, I AM A WHITE TRASH IDIOT

About Me

I'M THE FUCKING IDIOT SINGER, GUITARIST AND SONG WRITER FOR A CRAPPY LITTLE PUNK BAND CALLED THE SMASHMANICS. I LOVE STARBUCKS AND LIKE TO GET ALL JACKED UP ON CAFFINE AND SMASH THINGS. I WRITE THE SONGS THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SCREAM. I ALSO LIKE TO RUN NAKED THROUGH PUBLIC EVENTS AND ANYWHERE ELSE IT'S TOTALLY INNAPROPRIATE TO BE NAKED. ALL IN ALL, I'M JUST AN IDIOT.

My Interests

Music:

JOE QUEER AND I IN HOLLYWOODTHIS IS THE GUY WHO STARTED IRON MAIDEN, THE WAY COOL STEVE HARRIS.BRUCE DICKINSON OF IRON MAIDEN. AND NO HE'S NOT BEING A DICK, I ASKED HIM TO MAKE HIS MEAN FACE. OR HE'S PISSED CAUSE I TOLD HIM HE LOOKED LIKE THE CROCADILE HUNTER.YES IT IS, THE GREAT TALENT THAT IS ALICE IN CHAINS, JERRY CANTRELL.

Movies:

THE GREAT SID "CAPT. SPAULDING" HAIG AND I SHOWING SOME LOVE.AND OH YEAH CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE

Books:

ARE COOL WHEN YOUR LOCKED UP INTHE JOINT.