Staring blankly at my receptionless television. Trying to remember what I ate for breakfast... (did I eat breakfast?), having witty reparte with mindless douchebags, Cherrios with LOTS of sugar, counting on my toes (can..t count on people, right?) I used to like to make things... until it started to feel like they were making me, hmpf, that..s a shame. They? Of course. I spend most of my free time now hunting down this nameless THEY. THEY fuck up everything. I can no longer rely on the Holy doctrine of "They Say"! Ooops..sidetracked, sorry... anyways, I like to learn stuff that makes me feel smarter than you. I like to aquire things that make me feel cooler than you. I enjoy being the whipping boy of the manically depressed. I like pursuits that later cause me great shame and embarrasment. I like to imagine strange women naked and what they would be like in divorce court. I enjoy sitting in dark rooms wearing only socks and reducing ideas to their root. I like plucking big round sounds on my Bass fiddle to communicate with the aliens (Illegal, that is.. I only speak poquito espanol). I like to wear aluminum hats and I ..m currently saving money to replace my hair with tin hair to keep THEY from reading my thoughts (nefarious bastards!)
Astral projections of perceived enemies while on a three day bender
Alice Coltrane, Atmosphere, Mike Watt, Descendants, Country AND Western, Parliament, Led Zepplin, Black Jazz Label, Max Roach, Nathan Davis, Roy Ayres, Abraham Laboriel, Sun Ra, Pharoh Sanders, Puccini, Meshell Ndegeocello, Gary Wilson, Zappa, Pruitt Igoe, Podunk crew, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Deus, Morphine, Dinosaur Jr., Jill Scott, Lady Day, Gil Scott Heron, Miles davis, Headhunters, Dr. John, The Funky Meters, The JB..s, Chicago Art Ensemble, Cal Tjader, Grant Green, Black flag, Nardcore, Bang Gang, Black Sabbath, Rolling Stones, Gabriel Sundy and Busride, Jeff Whiting and his White Rash Band, Banyan, Grace Jones, Mingus, Lady Day, Ella, The Smiths, Bauhaus, Tones On Tail, Abraham Laboriel, Weather Report, Mr. Tube, Urge Overkill.....
Bad art films,Brain candy,Trees Lounge,Easy rider,Invincible,Life of Brian, Werner Herzog, Happiness, Straight to hell, Storytellers, Rebelle Rousers, Hair, Pink Flamingos
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That..s the sound it makes now.
Motherfucking Bukowski!"The Tao Of Physics", "Guns, Germs and Steel", All of David Sedaris.. works, "The Multiorgasmic Male" "The Note books of Paul Brunton", "The Ethical Slut", " The Burrows File", "the Electric Kool aide acid test", "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee".Carl Jung
THEY!!!!!