I'm interested in being interesting. I'm also intrigued by intrigue, especially of the political variety. What I'm not interested in is your whiny attempt at being witty, so unless you have true wit, I'm probably not going to think you're funny.
ps, if you're offended by that, you're an idiot.
Flaming Keytar in action!
I'm not like this 'cause I'm a keytarist. I'm a keytarist 'cause I'm like this!
Ernest Borgnine. That guy was in the Posiden Adventure! ..!
Music is the tool of the masses to control the writhing mass of undercultures. So what I'm interested in is banning the right to listen to any music.
can't help it, I like 'em. My favorites are the Britney Spears' "Crossroads" and "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"
But you can't forget "Master of the Flying Guillotine"!
I love TV. I watched some last night! Dukes of Hazzard is the best! But Remington Steele is my favorite show.
Books? What, you think I can read?
Hulk Hogan. He's such a giant figure of inspiring inspiration. I practice every day tearing off my shirt the way he does. One day I'll get it, and be the Hulk Hogan of the beer bellied world!..