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The Honkys

Dust of them dancin' shoes!

About Me

The Honkys originated as a skiffle duo in 1997, by bassist Steve Pilace and guitarist Tim Lang. The writing duo proved to be a prolific one, as in the frame of seven months they penned over 233 songs. When Steve developed technical virtuosity, and began utilizing the other three strings, they opened a torrent of creativity that called for a strong, like-minded drummer.
They found that in Mike Wolf. Though creativity eludes him, his unique backbeats created the necessary element in The Honkys newly forged direction. This powerful trio unknowingly and, perhaps unwillingly created a sound that had never been heard within the confines of pop music. The group found it necessary to release a record to satisfy their growing legion of fans, which resulted in the breakthrough debut EP…, Honk! The fans rejoiced, the critics praised it, and Tim’s dad built a perfectly good garden shed with red trim.
Extensive touring and appearances followed , including a brief stint as the house band at the Lake Elsinore Moose Lodge. Though extremely successful, this tour demanded precious time away from what they do best…pen musical masterpieces. As with all revolutionaries, great wasn’t good enough.
Enter Todd Smailes. Previously in the skiffle group “Martin and the Moon Crickets”, a local rival to The Honkys. Mike found him talented, Tim found him compatible, and Steve found him drinking out of a sink. He brought with him a pop sensibility and musical talent that contributed in more ways than three.
Steve!! Tim!! Mike!! &Todd!! Get used to these names, cause these boys are takin’ over.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/17/2006
Band Members: Steve:

height: 6'1
eye color: hazel
hair color: brown
shoe size: 10
favorite hobby: hockey, WWII memorabilia collecting
favorite color: turquoise
favorite food: lasagna
favorite movie: Saving Private Ryan
favorite TV Show: the History Channel
favorite 3 albums of all time: The Beatles A hard days night, The Who Sellout, The Rutles All You Need is Cash
favorite 3 songs of all time: The move Cherry Blossom clinic revisited, The Who Tattoo, The Beach Boys God Only Knows
Likes: Teddy Bears and Hugs
Dislikes: Tim
favorite quote: "I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member"...Sigmeund Freud

Tim:

height: 6'0
eye color: Blue
shoe size: 13
favorite hobby: computer games, hockey
favorite color: red
favorite food: any
favorite movie: Erik the Viking
favorite TV Show: Neon Genesis Evangelion
favorite 3 albums of all time: The Beatles A Hard Days Night, The Toy Dolls Dig That Groove, Baby , The Rutles , The Rutles
favorite 3 songs of all time: The Beatles A day in a life The Rutles I think I'm in Love Mississippi John Hurt Nobody's Dirty Business
Likes: Laughs and Smiles
Dislikes: Meanies
favorite quote"Those who celebrate at birth and mourn at death may have it backwards."...unknown Tibetan Monk

Todd:

height: 6'0
eye color: Brown
shoe size: 11
favorite hobby: playing guitar, graphic design
favorite color: charcoal grey
favorite food: Korean steak, Spinach pie
favorite movie: Spinal Tap
favorite TV Show: Cheers
favorite 3 albums of all time: Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bullocks Here's the Sex Pistols, Eric Johnson Ah, via Musicom , The Beatles , A Hard Day's Night
favorite 3 songs of all time: The Gain Frustrated Minor Threat Filler The Beach Boys God Only Knows
Likes: Humor and good body odor
Dislikes: diarrhea
favorite quote: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."...Groucho Marx

Mike:

height: 5'11.5"
eye color: Blue
shoe size: 10
favorite hobby: computer games, drumming, making babies
favorite color: purple
favorite food: Mexican and/or Pizza with a large Dr. Pepper to go.
favorite movie: Strange Brew
favorite TV Show: "TV?"
favorite 3 albums of all time: The Beatles SGT Pepper's lonely Hearts Club Band, The Art of Noise In Visible Silence, Sigue Sigue Sputnik , Flaunt It
favorite 3 songs of all time: Geddy Lee Take Off! (to the great white North) The Beatles Eleanor Rigby The Bee Gees Jive Talking
Likes: His Wife, A great song, Laughing
Dislikes: Arrogant people, Selfish people, Bad gas, Heavy Metal
favorite quote: "Time is an Illusion. Lunch time is doubly so."...Douglas Adams
Influences: The Rutles, The Beatles, Martin and the Mooncrickets, Dragonfire
Record Label: Brrapp Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Why Can't The Honkys play my show?

Or:  What are the Honkys doing now?Though not playing together anymore, The Honkys refuse to call themselves either broken up nor defunct.  Generally, they find those terms distasteful, and ...
Posted by The Honkys on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST

The Honkys Armpit interview

Armpit magazine Armpit Who are you guys and what do you play? Steve I'm Steve and I play bass. Tim I'm Tim, I'm the popular guitarist Todd I'm Todd, I play the other guitar Mike I'm Mike, I ...
Posted by The Honkys on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST

The Honkys Reviews...

Honk! From Flipside magazine: "Delightful pop genius. Silly and innocently insightful, this CD is the perfect antidote for a world where so little is truly fun any more! Way beyond recommended." ...
Posted by The Honkys on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:26:00 PST