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THE NEXT GENERATION WRITER
Myspace Contact Tables - Get this Contact Table Lyrics WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE FOR BEST SELLING, AWARD WINNING HORROR SINISTERIA AUTHOR, ANDREA DEAN VAN SCOYOC
Cool Rendering Of My Photo Courtesy Of My Pal Zombie Diva
MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED ME FOR DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT MY BOOKS ARE LIKE, IN ADDITION TO WHAT YOU CAN READ ...
I AM PLEASED TO OBLIGE.
TO SUM UP MY WORKS BEST WOULD BE TO SAY THAT IF YOU LIKE ANNE RICE, LAURELL K. HAMILTON, POPPY Z. BRITE AND/OR TANITH LEE, BUT ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW SPIN ON TALES FROM THE DARKER SIDE OF LIFE, THEN MY WORKS JUST MIGHT BE FOR YOU.
HOWEVER...DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE ASSOCIATIONS MY WORKS HAVE HAD WITH OTHER BEST SELLING HORROR AUTHORS.
THOUGH MY NAME IS OFTEN SPOKEN IN THE SAME VEIN AS RICE, HAMILTON AND OTHERS, MY WORKS ARE LIKE NOTHING *ANY* AUTHOR HAS EVER WRITTEN NOR ARE THEY LIKE ANYTHING *YOU* HAVE EVER READ.
TREAD THE SHADOWED HALLS OF MY SADISTIC MIND WITH CARE WHEN YOU GLIMPSE INTO MY WORLD. IF YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU JUST MIGHT MAKE IT BACK OUT AGAIN...
~TITLES FOR SALE~
YOU HAVE SPOKEN AND I HAVE LISTENED! I HAVE STARTED MY OWN STORE SO YOU MAY PURCHASE MY WORKS DIRECTLY FROM ME SHOULD YOU WISH! MANY OF YOU HAVE LAMENTED PURCHASING MY WORKS ONLINE OR IN YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO OBTAIN MY AUTOGRAPH FOR THEM.
NOW YOU MAY PURCHASE BOOKS AND OTHER GOODIES DIRECTLY FROM ME AND THEY WILL COME AUTOGRAPHED! REMEMBER THAT SHIPPING AND TAX ARE INCLUDED IF YOU ORDER DIRECTLY FROM ME!
SIMPLY VISIT MY SHOP, THORN HOLLOW TO SEE WHAT WICKEDNESS AWAITS YOU.
SHOULD YOU WISH TO PURCHASE MY BOOKS FROM AMAZON OR IN STORES, YOU MAY STILL DO THAT. A SIMPLE SEARCH ON AMAZON OR A TITLE SEARCH GIVEN TO THE CLERK AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE WILL DO THE TRICK. WATCH FOR SIGNINGS IN YOUR AREA!
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Thorn Hollow
~ORGANIZATIONS~
Southeastern Regional Rep - International Order of Horror Professionals
~AUTHOR BIO:~
Critically Acclaimed Best Selling Horror Sinisteria Author...Winner of the 2005 Preditors and Editors Horror Novel of The Year For "A Man of Two Worlds"...Bold...Daring...Creative...Openminded...Unique...O utspoken... Driven...Honest...Genuine...Powerful...Brash...Mouthy...Opin ionated... Unbiased...Ballsy...Alluring...Mysterious...Fun...Weird...Tw isted...Sick... Sinner...Saint...Loveable...Hateable...Enigmatic...Down To Earth...All those words and much more describe this "Mistress of The Macabre," as my fans, professional colleagues, and beloved friends call me...
~MISCELLANEOUS~
My Fragrance Line By Nature's Treasures
PROPHECY
Andrea's Erotic Poetry Featured On Love in 3D Greetings
Love In 3D Erotic Greeting Cards
Andrea's Messageboard (18+ only)...
Messageboard
Andrea's Fan Club On MySpace...
The Lost The Forgotten The Damned

My Interests

~OF HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE~

History In General
Eras...Specifically The Eras In America From 1912 to 1937
Old Theatres
Very Old Cemeteries
Gothic Architecture
Castles
Celtic Lore and Legends
Greek Mythology
Antiques

~THE MACABRE~

Memento Mori (death photography)
The Paranormal
Mortuary Science
Gravestone Epitaphography
Gravestone Photography
Adipocere
Jack The Ripper--Read My Novel "A Man of Two Worlds" To See The "Tribute" I Pay To Him...

~OF THE DARKNESS~

Dark Classical Music
The Noir - Movies, Art, Literature, Etc
Dark Theatre
Storms

~MISC LOVES~

ANYTHING Oriental--Music, Clothing, Food, Architecture, Etc...
Earthy Living
Anything Edward Gorey
Artwork by John William Waterhouse
For detailed information on my likes/dislikes and little quirks, see my website.

I'd like to meet:

To my beloved fans near and far, in the US and abroad, I am who I am...because of YOU! A thousand lifetimes it would take me to repay you for your loyalty and support. Just know that you have my undying gratitude. I treasure all of you and appreciate all of the messages...you are my life...

MY FANS AND THOSE WISHING TO BE FANS OR THOSE WHO'D LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT MY WORKS AND HOW TO ORDER THEM ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO ADD ME!

I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE FOLLOWING SO IF YOU RECEIVE AN ADD REQUEST FROM ME AND DECIDE AGAINST ACCEPTING, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEND ME A MESSAGE--SIMPLY CLICK DENY. I ADD PEOPLE FOR DIFFERENT REASONS THAT I NEED NOT GO INTO. JUST BE ASSURED THAT *SOMETHING* ABOUT YOUR PROFILE STRUCK ME SO I ADDED YOU. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ACCEPT, I WON'T LOSE SLEEP.

1. MMA (MIXED MARTIAL ARTS)

2. HAUNTED HOUSES/ATTRACTIONS/EVENTS

3. ANYTHING INVOLVING THE PARANORMAL (RADIO, INVESTIGATORS, SHOWS, ETC)

4. HORROR/SCI-FI/COMIC BOOK CONVENTIONS

I ALSO GLADLY ACCEPT ADD REQUESTS FROM ALL OF THE ABOVE.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE NOT MENTIONED ABOVE, DO NOT ADD ME IF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO YOU:

You own a business unless you wish to sponsor me. I am not here to promote your business without something in return.

You are a filmmaker unless you wish to make my works into a movie.

You're a band. If you're music is like what is currently on my profile, send me a message and I'll have a listen. Otherwise, add my magazine Twisted Dreams.

You're a Comedian - Don't bother. There are only a handful of comedians I like.

You're an author that does not write in a dark, dark fantasy or horror/paranormal related genre.

Your profile is political in ANY way. I LOATHE politics. Enough said.

Your profile is any of the following:
Set to PRIVATE. What do you have to hide? This is a public community. If you're hiding from someone, I don't need or want drama. Thanks but I'll pass.
Blank or you have no picture up yet. It takes two seconds. Why should I devote time to anyone who is lazy?
Women only
You collect people to appear popular
You're looking to hook up for any reason - I'm married, end of story.
Your profile is fanatically religious, Anti or blasphemous toward Christianity. One is as bad as the other. I am a Celtic Christian and proud of it. I don't need some bible banging freak with no life haggling me nor could I care less about why you hate God. I am NOT Dear Abby.

You're clad in a swimsuit, look slutty or are posing like a Playboy wannabe. Don't waste my time.

MY SPACE IS 100% BUSINESS FOR ME. MY ONLY PURPOSES FOR BEING HERE ARE TO NETWORK WITH LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS AND TO MEET MY FANS/MAKE NEW ONES.

Thanks for understanding...

Music:

Andrea is PROUD to be the voice over artist for the Paranormal Pathways Radio Network with Starr and Jessi Chaney.
Paranormal Pathways Radio Network

Want to know what kind of music I like? Check out my "Song Of The Week" each week. Whatever style of music I have up is what I like!

Movies:

My new commercial!

Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc's THE DARE

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These are two animated videos featuring me done by TSV Entertainment!

Andrea 10 Second Commercial

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The Grave

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Matilda
The Goonies
The Original Dawn of the Dead
The remake of Night of The Living Dead
Big Fat Liar
Hocus Pocus
The Princess Bride
Nanny McPhee
Big Trouble
The Secret Garden (with Maggie Smith)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
All of The Lord of the Rings films
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Undercover Brother
Event Horizon
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
White Chicks
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Secondhand Lions

Television:

I'm a HUGE fan of Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) and watch it every chance I get!
Cash In The Attic (BBC America)
Bargain Hunt (BBC)
How Clean Is Your House
IFL Fighting
The Ultimate Fighter
UFC Fighting Matches In General
Bodog Fighting
WWE/TNA/WCW Wrestling
Court TV (the shows on that station)
C.S.I. Las Vegas
I am also stuck on TLC, The Discovery Channel and The History Channel

Books:

~OTHER TITLES BY ME FOR SALE ~

POISON'S TREASURE
Poison's Treasure

Heroes:

IF YOU'RE ON THE FOLLOWING SITES, PLEASE ADD ME!

IM Goth

Authorsden.com

THE OFFICIAL GRACE MACABRE STREET TEAM!

Join today! Ask me how!

Shadow of Paradox
J. Daniel Seffens
Grey Crow
DarkRayne
Little 1
Tammy
Lynne
Lorelei
MizDemeanor
TrishTaNia
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Billy The Kid Photography

Andrea proudly wears hats by 2 Dark Sisters. Please click the link to visit their MySpace page!

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My Blog

WRITE/CON/SIGN: ORDERS ALREADY COMING IN FOR LEGACY - THE GROUNDS OF NACHMASHEEGHAN!

OMG I am so excited!For those of you who have already pre-ordered Legacy - The Grounds of Nachmasheeghan THANK YOU!!!!I can't wait to see the nifty posters that go along with these orders and you will...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:27:00 PST

PAGAN: MY NEW TRUE PARANORMAL BOOK IS NOW ON THE MARKET!

Darkest Greetings Ghoulies!I'm so excited! So many of you have asked for this book for so long and I am pleased to present it to you now.Please give a huge welcome to: A Walk In The Moonlight - True T...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

PAGAN: - SOMETIMES SOME OF LIFE’S GREATEST PLEASURES ARE THE SIMPLEST...

Each day is an adventure for me...I get up almost before dawn, light all of my candles in the kitchen and den (I hate to use electricity early in the morning--it disturbs the peace) feed my cats...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

WRITE/CON/SIGN: HOW I CAME TO BE A TRIAD AUTHOR...

As many of you who have followed my career from beginning to end, know, I am a maverick. I do things my own way and piss off a lot of people in the interim i.e.&those who like to fo...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

WRITE/CON/SIGN - IT DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER THAN COMPLIMENTS LIKE THESE...

Darkest Greetings Ghoulies!For those of you who haven't read my newest release, Left To The Night Alone,yet, I received this just this morning.When I get the full review, I'll post it. But in th...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO TRIAD PUBLISHING!!!!

Darkest Greetings Ghoulies!Time for your Mistress to get mushy again.As you know, I have always been a renegade when it comes to my publishing, doing things my own way and making my own path. Most pub...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:45:00 PST

PALATKA CEMETERY - PALATKA FLORIDA

This cemetery is breathtaking and quite a few of the epitaphs you see are going to make it into my next book which I am compiling now.Enjoy! ...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

CATHOLIC CEMETERY - ST. AUGUSTINE

The grounds of this ancient monastery/catholic church/cemetery are incredibly beautiful. Note the little squirrel and how he is on his hind legs, begging for food. They walked right up to me so its ob...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

THE HUEGONAUT CEMETERY - ST. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA...

Darkest Greetings Ghoulies!I have created a slideshow for you so I hope this will work better than the re-mix...Oh and P.S...no I can't spell the word Huegonaut!Enjoy! ...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

TRIAD PUBLISHING IS ON TOP OF THINGS!

Darkest Greetings Ghoulies!As most of you know, I have recently signed with Triad Publishing. I knew I was doing myself a huge favor when I did this...but little did I know!To show the spirit for my n...
Posted by Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST