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Al@n

...have a sense of humor

About Me

I was born in haiti, and now live in Miami, Fl. My interests, other than anal sex, are working out, traveling, quiet dinners, movies, going to clubs that play 70's music and comic book conventions. I pretty much march to the beat of my own drum.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Relaxation

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The damaged...the deranged...the depraved...the deviant...and all other kindred spirits.

Music:

Lou Rawls, Eric Clapton, Parliament Funkadelic, The Time, Rob Zombie, Aerosmith, Rush, David Bowie, Prince, Misfits, Danzig, Killers, Disturbed, Korn, Jimi Hendrix, Glen Cambell, Tom Jones, Englebert Humperdink, The Cult, Black Eyed Peas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Janes Addiction, Luciano Pavarotti, POD, Paul Anka, The Game, Snoop Dog, 50 cent, The Carpenters, Rick James, White Stripes, Liz Phair, Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains, Hall & Oates, Peter Frampton, Fleetwood Mac, Styx, Rush, Allman Brothers, The Spinners, Frank Sinatra, Lawrence Welk, Metallica and so on...

Movies:

Top Ten in no particular order: Black Snake Moan, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol 1(japanese version), Irreversible, Pulp Fiction, Rocco meats Kelly , Anal Cavity Search #2.

Television:

Criminal Minds, Battlestar Galactica, Pay per views like Boxing, UFC and WWE.

Heroes:

Peter North, Tom Byron, Seymore Butts, Rocco Siffredi, Jack Napier, Justin Slayer, Jules Jordan, Eric Everhard, Shane Diesel, Mandingo, Red Light, West Coast, and Platinum X.

My Blog

Women

All women are good. Good for nothing or good for something.They have a passion for mathmatics, they divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes and always add at least 5 years to the a...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

Sanity

The statistics on sanity are that 1 out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mentall illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then its you.
Posted by Alan on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST

Intelligence

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised their going to be when you kill them.
Posted by Alan on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST