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Russ

TWO Much For One Man!

About Me

The son of a policeman and a nurse, I made amateur films in my early teens, winning prizes at 15. I spent World War II in Europe as a newsreel cameraman, then became a professional photographer, shooting some of the earliest 'Playboy' centerfolds. I made my film debut in 1959 with 'The Immoral Mr.Teas', the first 'nudie' film (soft- core sex film) to make a profit (over a million dollars), which led to a string of self-financed films that gradually became more bizarre, violent and cartoonish. In 1964-65 I established my style with my 'Gothic period' a quartet of black-and-white films ('Lorna', 'Mudhoney', 'Motor Psycho', 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!') that many consider to be my best work. After the blockbusting 'Vixen' (1968), I was hired by 20th-Century Fox to make studio pictures. The first of these, 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls' (1970), was an enormous hit, but after the lukewarm reception of the uncharacteristically serious 'The Seven Minutes' (1972), I returned to the sex-and-violence films that made my name, culminating in the delirious 'Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens' (1979). I spent the 1980s working on various autobiographies, both in film ('The Breast of Russ Meyer') and print ('A Clean Breast').Now my mind is free in cyberspace to roam all over the hills and valleys on a quest to meet the "perfect pair". Are you THEM?

My Interests

Exploitation films, Titty Boom Films, Breasts, Gazongas, Ta-Tas, Tits, Nipples, titties, Puppies, Snubes, Hoo-hahs, Hogans, Winnebagos, Melons, Tuna Helpers, Breastoids, Bumbledybobbins, Twins, Headlights, Gazoombas, Nimbles, Bubble buddies, Knockers, Norks, Boobulations, Balloons, Everests, McKinleys, Bahoozits, Love Bumpers, El Mocambos, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Barackas, Floppies, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Globes, Golden Bozos, Fog Lights, Cajungas, Big 'Uns, Bazookas, Jugoombies, Knobs, Hoo-Hoo's, Lactation Stations , Milk Jugs, Nuggens, Party Hats, Joy Buzzers, Squeezables, Stacks, Whoppers, Woffers, Yummys, Zambonies, Winnebago's, Twangers, Radio Dials, Midgets, Ski Slopes, Yazoos , etc...

I'd like to meet:

Ladies that match my two biggest qualifications. Click this MP3 link for examples...

Music:

Surf, Cocktail, Lounge, Exotica, Tiki, Rockabilly, Faster Pussycat

Movies:

The French Peep Show, The Immoral Mr. Teas, This is My Body, Eve and the Handyman, Naked Camera, Erotica, Wild Gals of the Naked West, Europe in the Raw, Heavenly Bodies!, Skyscrapers and Brassiere, Lorna, Fanny Hill, Mudhoney, Motorpsycho, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Mondo Topless, Common Law Cabin, Good Morning...and Goodbye!, Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!, Vixen, Cherry, Harry and Raquel, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Seven Minutes, Blacksnake, SuperVixens, Up!, Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens, Miss Pandora Peaks,...And I started shooting a film with The Sex Pistols called Who Killed Bambi until those kids shut it down.

Television:

Electric Blue, Colin's Sleazy Friends, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show

Books:

A Clean Breast, The Seven Minutes, Coffee Tea Or Me

Heroes:

All the men and women who died defending our country during WWII
Roger Ebert "A Tit-Man Who Loves Food"
Charles Napier "More Teeth Than Burt Lancaster"
Jimmy Ryan WWII Photo Corps member and best friend
Ernest Hemmingway WWII Photo Corps member whom I treated to a French Cathouse during the war.

My Blog

Roger Ebert's Obituary article for Russ

Here's the ebert obit I promised... "King of the funny skin flicks " BY ROGER EBERT / September 22, 2004 Russ Meyer is dead. The legendary independent director, who made exploitation films bu...
Posted by Russ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. - Russ Meyer - 1922 -2004

Hey everyone, As curator of the Russ Meyer profile here, a friend of his friends, and a huge fan of his work, I regret to tell you that only today (Tuesday) did any of Russ's starlets and most of h...
Posted by Russ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST