This is a thing I do.
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This is a thing I do.
LINK TO VICTORIA RENARD PHOTOGRAPHY
LINK TO Victoria Renard Photography on Model Mayhem
LINK TO Victoria Renard Photography on Flickr
Living out my fantasies vicariously through Alison, making Alison do my bidding through telepathic mind control, admiring Alison's grammar and punctuation skills, stealing Alison's soul, naked pillow fights with Alison, complaining, inappropriate daywear, complicated alcoholic beverages with umbrellas in them, unpopular culture, jello shots, central Texas sausage syndicate, the mystical wonders of the Edward's Aquifier, designer knock offs, chihuahuas and chihuahua wear, billfish of the world, charging stuff on other people's credit cards, garage sale art, graphic design, deco architecture, La Luz De Jesus, Flatstock, Mark Ryden, Glenn Barr, Isabel Samaras, Sunny Buick, Camille Rose Garcia, Miles Aldridge, Erwin Olaf, Ellen Von Unwerth, Pierre et Gilles, David La Chapelle, Serge Lutens, Terry Richardson, Boris Mikhailov, Herman Leonard, Larry Clark, E.J. Bellocq, William Eggleston, WeeGee, Francis Bacon, Otto Dix, Ivan Albright, Leigh Bowery, Frank "Preacher Man" Boyle, George Condo, (i like art. do you like art? i like art.), Aurora model hobby kits, Steinmart, cooking fancy pants cuisine for my friends, chicken drop bingo, snake farms, figure 8 auto racing and other blood sport, malibu grand prix, carnies, classic porn, all things Mexican Texican and Louisianan, juke joints, flea markets, rollercoasters, kung fu fighting, Chee Wheez, Lucky Dogs, Lucchese, Givenchy, eating steak with steak sauce, driving, the desert, the swamp, The Gospelvis, voodoo, hedonism, stoicism, atavism, taxidermy, comanches, pimpmobiles, tranny strip clubs, statistics, consumer reports, Reuters, geographical risk factors, Kaiju Haiku (a.k.a. haikus about Japanese monster movies and their stars), ancient Rome, dirty dancing (not the movie), window shopping at liquor store, increasing the size and leverage of my booty, insulting the French, kissing booths, drive thru daiquiri stands, interurban nutria hunting, getting stalked by supermodels, sending mash notes to the dead letter office, fly fishing, having raw gulf coast oysters with extra horseradish fed to me by debonair gentlemen, the Atwater prairie chicken, pirate radio, playing new romantic no wave country psych death electro twee grind on my 1976 Gretsch Corvette, the Theramin, home musical recordings starring The Twisted Hearts...and also complaining.
That baron guy I hung out with in Miami who filmed Deep Throat at his house. You're right sir, I could use "a good Hungarian lover with an impressive French art collection". Yes, I'd also like to go flamenco dancing with you and John Wayne Jr. I don't know why I thought you were too old for me. I mean, 70 is the new 50, right? Anyway, it's about time I started living the good life.Anyone who can play the saw or the Thereminand...MORE SEXY ALCOHOLICS! a
Yeah, I think I know there's a song by The Kinks called "Victoria".
aI watch about 4 per night when I'm not face down in a pool of my own vomit.I also like to direct lo-fi art nouveau yet totally steamin porn, starring you.
aThe Western Tradition with Prof. Eugen Weber, I Claudius, Metalocalypse, some movie channel that makes me go to sleep while appreciating some insignificant plot point or camera angle that might work in my own future plan to make some not film.and shows with monkeys in wigs who can play rock and roll.
AND, WITHOUT DOUBT...Anything written by alcoholics and/or drug addicts.