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Christine Rene

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be r

About Me

I live in New Orleans, but Memphis is my former home. I teach yoga and Pilates, so I'm very bendy and I can stand on my eyelashes. I used to play in an all girl band called the Pussuaders that pays homage to King Louie (who we all worship), I made a Rock n Roll Burlesque Pilates video that should have made us all famous, I'm an offical puppeteer in Miss Pussycat's Trixie and the Treetrunks video, I have an unhealthy fear of sharks, even in lakes and pools, and I recently saved a guy from getting mugged on his bike so I'm a hero, too. I twirled a baton in the 9th ward Marching Band for Mardi Gras last year, and now I'm learning to sew, which so far is ridiculous. I've been in lotsa B movies and was once a dancer in a professional company. I had a wonderful dog named Carl who just left this world after 14 years as my little shadow-it broke my heart, and I had a 2nd line parade for him-there are photos, take a look! I have a cat named Esmerleda and she's awsome.PUNK ROCK PILATES CLASS NOW AT THE SWAN RIVER SHALA!! FRIDAYS AT 1O.45
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My Interests

BEING UPSIDE DOWN. PLANNING MY EVIL ARMY/KING LOUIE/DAVE TOURGEON DOCUMENTARY, PRETENDING TO PLAY UKULELE

I'd like to meet:

Carl again someday soonand my idol...

Music:

Wilson Pickett, Eddie Floyd, Furry Lewis, Zombies, Roky Erikson, The Seeds, Eddie Bo, Barbara Lynn, Howlin Wolf, Bo Diddly, Electric Prunes, Exploding hearts, Ernie Kdoe, Hasil Atkins,Guitar Wolf, Misfits, Ike & Tina, Sam Cooke, Teengenerate, Three Six Mafia, Michelle Gun Elephant, William Bell, James Booker, Redondo Beat, Gris Gris, Townes Van Zandt, Suzi Quatro, T Rex, Loretta Lynn, Otha Turner, Love, Joan Jett, Jesse Mae Hemphill, Mr. Airplane Man, Stones, Furry Lewis, Nathaniel Mayer, Country Teasers, Johnny Cash, Nina Simone, Chris Bell, Gories, T Model Ford, Howlin Wolf, Junior Kimbrough, Sam and Dave, Slim Harpo, Mummies, King Louie, Tiny Tim, Wipers, Andre Williams, Bessie Smith, William Bell, Prisonaires, Betty Harris, and on and on and on

Movies:

This week- High and Low, Blow Up, Frenzy, Ran, On The Beach

Television:

I wish

Books:

Lost Highway, Anna Kareninna, A True Story of Dwarfs, Love, and Trouble in the Little World, anything by Peter Guralinick, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, currently reading Tesla- Man Out of Time, anything by Dr. Seuss right now- Dance of the Wu-Li MAsters,Molecules of emotion

Heroes:

TINA TURNER, BIlly "Bass Wolf", Ava Gardner, Johnny Cash, Ana Forrest, and my sister Allison