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KellyBall

I am here for Friends

About Me

----------------- PAUSE MY MUSIC TO HEAR THIS:How many starlets does it take to put on a good show? As many as you can pack in! Just ask JMM. (http://www.guerrillamonster.com) He'll be glad to immortalize you too, provided that you are of the female persuasion & are willing to disrobe on camera! Thanks to Mike, my derriere will live on & on, long after I'm dead & gone. Or at least that's what he says...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PAUSE MY MUSIC TO SEE THIS!.. width="425" height="350" ..My basic intention here is to catch up with old friends. My husband & I are living quite far from family & many friends. If I don't know you or of you, I will very likely not add you. Please do not take it personally but do message me if you need to rescue a kitten, want to go shopping, are looking for a starlet for your latest NON-PORN project or need a decoration for your band! & most importantly, to tell everyone about the world's greatest Burlates dvd: http://naughtypilates.net

Movies:

Superstarlet A.D., Shine On Sweet Starlet Broad Daylight, The Poor & the Hungry Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Heroes:

my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Costume Contest

I won our company costume contest!  Yippie!  Some of you may recall this costume once before, but for this contest I revamped it a bit... Jeannie on a flying carpet: If you look close...
Posted by KellyBall on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:36:00 PST

A Fishy Story

This morning I got a call from Rod.  As he was driving out of our neighborhood he'd seen a live fish attempting to cross the street.  WTF?!?  Having the day off, I threw on my...
Posted by KellyBall on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST

Fear & Loathing in South Florida

Here it is again: rampant stupidity & rudeness. I suppose that's just what fear & uncertainty does to people.  I went to the grocery last night. No bread, no water, little pet food, tons ...
Posted by KellyBall on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST

just a test...

Psycho Test Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right-including m...
Posted by KellyBall on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

Grounds

So we're driving around & around the airport desperately searching for the freaking entrance to Avis when Rod announces that a friend of his has informed him about a job opportunity in Colorado.&n...
Posted by KellyBall on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:34:00 PST

Eat Meat!

So, once again I have been questioned buy someone who's opinion matters to me why I will not just eat meat.  To make things easier.  To make me appear less obsessive.  Because everybody...
Posted by KellyBall on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:13:00 PST