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Sara ♫

Quit whining and nut up.

About Me


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Hello, my name is Sara. (with no H, mind you.)
♥ I could be described as zealous, but not overly so.
♥ I like avocados, naps, rainy days, the words "boner" and "douchebag", things I can spell, writing, comedy, letters, returned phone calls, and I enjoy a good knife fight.
♥I tend to stay up late.
♥If I somehow go to your house, and see an acoustic guitar, and ask you if you can play me some Dave Matthews Band, I am making fun of you.
♥I prefer staying in, drinking some beer or red wine and watching something fantastic while eating snacks than going to a lame club or bar.
♥My socks rarely match.
♥I’d like to learn how to play the ukulele.
♥I'm a complete comedy nerd.
♥Actually, I'm just a huge nerd all together.
♥I loves my kitty, Maeby.
♥-(Some)Things I don't like:
1. People who don't know how to play guitar/just learning/aren't very good, playing MY guitar, because it's not that great of a guitar to begin with(and my brother broke a few strings and moved), so unless yer fuckin' Hendrix reborn, (please) don't touch it.
2. The people I tell that to, but still do it anyway.
3. Sore throats.
4. People who steal my stuff. (You know who you are.)
5. Closed minds
6. Ants.
7. Nor-cal shirts, hats, bumper stickers, tattoos, etc. If you need something(such as those) to remind you what part of California you live in, my guess is you are at least %10 retarded.
6. I could go on, but it's too easy, and too many hearts could break. I know they will 'bout the Nor-Cal thing.
♥ He says, "I fell off my pterodactyl."
♥ "Let me finish, or I will hammer punch your clavicle."
-Upright Citizens Brigade.
♥I believe in giving credit where/when credit is due.
♥ My good pal ♥Ethan♥ was kind enough to write me a limerick, so I shall share it with all you party people:
"I knew a girl named Sara Starmer
that lass was a real four-alarmer!
but besides being pretty
she was also quite witty
and 'twas a pity that no boy could charm her" ♥ ♥
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♥ She really says it all for me. ♥
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“I took her hand, she was warm, lost-ask not the sea why the eyes of the dark-eyed woman are strange and lost-.”
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♥Instant Messenger: Lovelymolecules
♥LJ? Just ask.
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I just like watching trees grow. I don't care about cars or any hippie propaganda. ______♥___________________________♥__________♥____♥ ♥___________________________________♥_______________♥_ ___________________♥
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Oh, come on.
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My Interests



This and That. ^
being awesome
books

calculator watches
cats and kittens

comedy
dancin'
dresses
dirty jokes and words
fake mustaches and beards
getting out of this awful little/big gossip city
keeping it real 24/7
Jetpacks and rocket belts
keytars
Letters and Postcards
Light sabers
Light saber fights (real or fake)
mixtapes (or mixCD's, if ya want to be all fancy about it.)
mod podge
painting
parties
people who call before they come over
picnics
puns
road trips
sandwiches
stamps
stand up
talking stoves and toasters
tea(iced and hot)
'Walker Texas Ranger' clips on Conan
watering my lawn
wine
whores
writing

your mother
..and all those things kids my age enjoy, such as Pac Man video games and VCRs.
Also, (Watch 30 Rock)

And...

I'd like to meet:


♥ My cherie amour (pretty little one that I adore...) ♥

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AND...
Geeks, dweebs, dorks, underdogs, nerds, misfits, and outcasts.
I go ga-ga for glasses, dirty well loved and worn converse/shoes/clothes, and a good sense of humor.
People of simlar interests, people who don't confuse confidence with cockiness, people who like "new book" smell and have hobbies other than masturbation. (Which I'm not saying is bad.)
Someone to dork out with.
Friends, people who want to get to know me, and not just random facts everyone else can read about.
The comedians, actors and writers that inspire me, and I love, adore and respect.
Oh, and judgmental pricks need not apply.
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Music:


The Americas
Ash Reiter
The Beatles

Beastie Boys
Beck
Belle and Sebastian
Billie Holiday
Bjork
Bob Dylan

Bright eyes
The Brunettes
Built to spill
Cat Power
Cat Stevens
Deathklok
Devo
Dinosaur jr.
The Dodos
The Doors
Dr. Dog
The Elected
The Eagles of Death Metal
Ella Fitzgerald
Elliott Smith
Fiest
Fiona Apple
The Gorillaz
Gown
Gravy Train!!!
Hardy Harr!
Interpol
Leonard Cohen
Jenny Lewis
Joanna Newsom
Joni Mitchell
Joy Division
Kimya Dawson
The Kinks
Le Tigre
Mark Mothersbaugh
Mates of State
My Morning Jacket
Modest Mouse
Neil Young
Nico
N.W.A.
Queens of the Stone Age
Pasty Cline
Peaches
Peter, Bjorn and John
The Pixies
The Postal Service
Radiohead
The Ramones
The Rapture
Rilo Kiley

The Rolling Stones
The Runaways
Run DMC
She and Him

The Shins
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
The Strokes
Tenacious D
Three Times One Minus One
Titannica
The Unicorns
The Velvet underground
(old)Weezer
the White stripes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Zombies
There's more, but do you really want me to go on about it?

Movies:


2 Days
200 Cigarettes
Adaptation
All the Real Girls
Almost Famous
Amelie
Anchorman
The Baxter
The Big Lebowski
The Believer
Blades of Glory
Blazing Saddles
Bottle Rocket
Brain Candy
The Breakfast Club
Brick
The Brothers Solomon
The Cable Guy
Caddyshack
Casablanca
Dazed and Confused
The Darjeeling Limited
Eagle vs. Shark
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Ghost World
Grandma's Boy
Hard Candy
Harold and Maude
Heathers
High Fidelity
HOT ROD <------ <3
i <3 Huckabees
The Ice Storm
Igby goes Down
It Happened One Night
Jesus is Magic
Juno
Knocked Up
The Lady from Shanghai
Let's go to Prison
Lolita
Lost in Translation
Magnolia
Mallrats
Melvin Goes to Dinner
Marie Antoinette
Office Space
Orgazmo
The Pick of Destiny
Pump up the volume
Punch Drunk Love
Reservoir Dogs
The Royal Tenenbaums
Run Ronnie Run
Rushmore
Secretary
Shopgirl
Sin City
Snatch
Sour Grapes
Spinal Tap
Star Wars(I like em all. A lot.)
Superbad
Superstar
The Ten
That Uncertain Feeling
The Virgin Suicides
Waiting for Guffman
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Wet Hot American Summer
Winter Passing
-P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppla, and Christopher Guest movies.
-Anything written and/or directed by(in no real order):
Judd Apatow
ASSSSCAT
Stephen Colbert
David Cross
Sasha Baron Cohen
Larry David
Tina Fey
Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant
Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Kaufman
The Kids in the Hall
The Lonely Island boys
George Lucas
Liam Lynch
Seth Meyers
Bob Odenkirk
Trey Parker
Amy Sedaris
Kevin Smith (pre-Jersey Girl)
Dino Stamatopoulos
Ben Stiller
Tenacious D
The Upright Citizens Brigade/ASSSSCAT
TWKUK
Owen Wilson
David Wain, Mike Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant and any of The State crew
<3
-I’ll watch anything (be it TV or film) with:
Will Arnett
Casey Affleck
Jason Bateman
Humphrey Bogart
George Carlin
Stephanie Courtney
John Cusack
Zooey Deschanel
Kirsten Dunst
Jenna Fischer
Will Forte
Ben Foster
Zach Galifianakis
Adam Goldberg
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Bill Hader
Audrey Hepburn
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Demetri Martin
Steve Martin
Bill Murray
Edward Norton
Paul Rudd
Peter Sellers
Jason Schwartzman
Jason Sudekis
Any of the above, or mentioned/shown elsewhere on my page who are actors.

Television:


Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Adult Swim
Arrested Development <3 (BEST show ever)
ASSSSCAT !!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
*The Ben Stiller Show
The Boondocks
Clark and Michael
Clone High
The Colbert Report
Conan O'Brien
Curb your Enthusiasm
Da Ali G show
The Daily Show
Extras
Family Guy
*Flight of the Conchords
Firefly
Freaks and Geeks
Heroes
Home Movies
*Human Giant !!!!
Will Arnett AND Human Giant? Together?
Say what? It'd be too overwhelmingly funny? Can't handle it? Too bad, suckas.
*It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Kids in the Hall
Law and Order: SVU
Lost
MacGyver / MacGruber
Mad Men
Metalocalypse
*Mr. Show
My So-Called Life
Mystery Science Theater 3000
*The Office (UK & US)
*Penn and Teller: Bullshit
Pepper Ann
Quaterlife
Reno 911
Robot Chicken
The Sarah Silverman Program
Seinfeld
*Saturday Night Live
South Park
*Sports Action Team
Stand-up specials
The State
*Stella (the show AND the shorts)
Strangers with Candy
*30 Rock
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Tom goes to the Mayor
*Upright Citizens Brigade
The Whitest kids U' Know
Wondershowzen
And, of course, youtube and funnyordie.
Oh, and watch Sports Action Team, if you dare. Or can. Or just look it up on youtube, jeez, I dunno. What I am, your mother? Just get to it.

Books:


Anything by:
Richard Brautigan
Augusten Burroughs
Raymond Carver
Truman Capote
Michael Chabon
Leonard Cohen
David Eggers
Bret Easton Ellis
Paul Feig
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Graham Green
Dashiell Hammett
Daniel Handler
Joesph Heller
Nick Hornby
Jack Kerouac
Steve Martin
Frank Miller
Rick Moody
Chuck Palahniuk
Dorothy Parker
Sylvia Plath
Tom Robbins
J.D. Salinger
David Sedaris
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Harry Potter 1-7
My older brother's old comics. And some I found on my own. And/Or "Graphic Novels", as the kids call it.
Screaming at a wall- Greg Everett
Lolita- Vladimir Nabokov.
The Fuck-Up"-Arthur Nersesian
Mr.Show What Happened?!?-Naomi Odenkirk
East of Eden- John Steinbeck
Any and all Calvin and Hobbes
And assorted poetry, that I won't bore you with by listing (many of their names are above, anyhow).

Heroes:


-Sofia Coppola

-David Cross
-Zooey Deschanel
-Tina Fey

-Ms. Jenny Lewis
-Bob Odenkirk
-Amy Poehler
-Sarah Silverman
(Nick Swardson took this picture.)

Casey Starmer (The best big brother a girl could ask for.)

Susan Starmer (An amazing woman I'm proud to call 'Mom'.)

-Stella AND The State members
-The UCB 4

-Marie and Ethan for their letters, loyalty and honesty.
-Funny ladies. Thank you. (Seriously.)

-People who say and do what they want to, and everyone who's paved the way.
And, the comedians, actors and writers that inspire me everyday, and that I love, adore and respect. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

<3..
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My Blog

Im back, my bitches

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So you want to be my Myspace friend..

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