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Ron Solomon

Captain Sexworthy

About Me

HEADLINE: "I haven't been married, ever, but I imagine it's kind of like always having your mother around." - Steve Agee
Radiohead - 15 Step (scotch mist version)
RON'S FAVORITE MALE VOCALISTS (no particular order):
1. me
2. cinjun tate (remy zero)
3. thom yorke (radiohead)
4. freddy mercury (queen)
5. rufus wainwright
6. ron sexsmith
7. jarvis cocker (pulp)
8. fran healy (travis)
9. jeff buckley
10. kevin max
11. adam laclave (club of the sons)
12. jimmy gnecco (ours)
13. ray lamontagne
14. kevin conneff (the chieftains)
15. dan wilson (semisonic)
16. john wozniak (marcy playground)
17. van morrison
18. otis redding
19. tom maxwell (squirrel nut zippers)
20. jimbo mathus (squirrel nut zippers)
"It is not enough to conquer; one must also know how to seduce" - Voltaire

Bon Jour,
My name is Ron. I write and perform songs because I love to. I live in northern California but am moving to southern California to live with my Fiancee, Rachael. I feel like not enough men call women cool names like "Doll" or "Darling" and the ones who do use it in a demeaning way. I hate that. We need to take care of and protect our women. God, or whomever is out there, has entrusted us with that mission. We MUST do it.
I feel like not enough people make lists. Lists are fun AND educational.
Check out my blog! It will explode your boner!
Sincerely,
The Classy Mr. Solomon

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/12/2006
Band Members: ron solomon - vox/gtr/drums/bass:

Influences:Blur - Pulp -Suede -Radiohead - Remy Zero - Travis - Neutral Milk Hotel - The Magnetic Fields - Elliott Smith - Ron Sexsmith - Sondre Lerche - Rufus Wainwright - Damien Rice - Roxy Music - The Divine Comedy - Kent - Muse - Modest Mouse - Nada Surf - Club of The Sons - David Bowie - T. Rex - Johnny Cash - Wilco - Rilo Kiley - Bright Eyes - Death Cab for Cutie - Van Morrison - Otis Redding - Ray Lamontagne - Sigur Ros - Bob Dylan - The Arcade Fire - The Shins - Kent - Muse - Xiu Xiu - Elf Power - Cat Stevens - Fountains of Wayne - The Flaming Lips
Sounds Like: god's love in a human throat
Record Label: Looking for a record label that's a good fit.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

RADIO SILENCE

dear lovely friends,    a lot of people have been emailing me about my silence as of late. i assure you it is not due to my new lady or just over all being busy. it is because for a month or...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

Why my baby reminds me of ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINKS...

Tadpoles,    I am honoring my baby's new job as  Charity Event Coordinator for ROCKSTAR energy drink w/ this blog.   Things my baby and ROCK STAR ENERGY DRINKS have in common: 1. ...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

IM BAAAAAAAAAACK HOME!

celebrated my niece's first year of life and my grandma's many years of life in santa barbara this weekend. what a great and blissful weekend. i enjoyed the sun, ate good food, drank my new favorite ...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

THINGS NOT TO DO IN BED...

by ron solomon:1. do not ask "so what’s your name, anyway?"2. do not secretly eat pizza while being gratified orally, she/he WILL notice!3. do not call your best buddy and say "oh my god, just w...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

BONER DECODER: Bad Cover Songs (Episode 3)

bon jour ladies and yentlemen, i’m a bit under the weather this week, but that’s no excuse to deprive y’all from the funny! this week’s episode of BONER DECODER is very ve...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:10:00 PST

UPDATE: march 27th 2008

hello all, lovely to see you again. here are some updates on me:01.  today is my sister raina’s birthday, we had a lovely dinner in celebration.02. i paid my phone bill and it got shut...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

Deconstructing Organized Religion

(i’m drunk)Greetings fellow believers, The lord is doing such marvelous things in the lives of all of us here at The First Church of Bacon Cheeseburgers!  I just wanted to share a bit ...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

BONER DECODER: Bad Cover Songs (Episode 2)

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Posted by Ron Solomon on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST

BONER DECODER: Bad Cover Songs (episode 1)

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Posted by Ron Solomon on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:57:00 PST

THOM YORKE MAKES A FUNNY

i like this a lot: ...
Posted by Ron Solomon on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST