Corn Futures, Crocodile Tears, Cackalatur Watch, Soft Synths, The fact that David Spade has a career, Beverly and the poodle, The Pumpkin and Mr. Johnson, I'm really into pumping up the jam. I've been trying to figure that out lately. I love laughing. I love clock. I do tons of drugs and I have 19 kids that I pay child support on. I've never had a car or a drivers license. I love music, and making music and listening to music. I love referring to women by their haircolor (i.e "Yeah, This Smokin Blonde Came Up To Me"). I love getting in fist fights with total strangers so that I can establish myself as the toughest person in the room and then say things like "Thats what I thought". I like to fucking fuck shit up, and count money and touch bitches and talk shit and swallow spit - You know what I'm sayin?. Life ain't nuthin but a cord game, Muthafacka!!!!!!!!!! Yeah - BATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WRITE A BLOG. THE LINK IS ON THE RIGHT. I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE STILL READING THIS SECTION OF MY MYSPACE PAGE, OR MY SPACE IF YOU WILL.
Simple Simon, Honest John, Big Booty Judy, Jeff Bridges, God, Jesus, The Man, Dr. Suess, Fat White CEO's, Mouthy Black Bitches, Gay Politicians, Snake Oil Manufacturers, People with boxes for heads, Alan Jackson, The Tree House Lady, The Cat Lady, Bob Sleepwood, Nanna McBreadforfeet, Carl Jarl, Lesbians who can bro out, Sopranos, and Darkel.
My approach to meeting people is similar to my approach to meeting people, I compare something to itself and then pretend it makes sense.Nice to meet. So nice.
If you want to add me, go ahead.
What are you, a pussy?
Grow up.
Ramblin Fidgety Bill Higgins and The Gary Sutherman Orchestra, Nirvana, Moon Cricket, Lindsey Solomon, Pepperidge Falcon Corp, Koop, Metro Area,The Last Gang Dancing, Lansing-Dreiden, Telex, Effeneta, Third Eye Blind, Heart Lon Centerpiece, Wilco, Brier Collata, Rakim, Brisk Palace, Georgio Maurader, Intensive Coco, French Kicks, J L Peterson, Daft Punk, The Pumpkin and Mr.Johnson, The Death Fight, Modest Mouse, Kill me now, New Order, Weather Report, Energy, Punch and Run, Beverly and the Poodle, Beck, Block Party, Tweeze, The Faint, Carnalogicala, John Coltrane, Underworld, Number Munchers, Pixeltan, James Blouseman, Miss Kittin, Hilltop, Portishead, Preiour, MSTRKRFT, Elliot Smith, Dinosaur Jr, Detroit Techno, Italo Disco, Rave music, Jazz, Anything that was a #1 hit in the 80's or 90's, Fat Boy Slim, Sebadoh, Blissona Carry me, KLF, Jamiroquai, White Stripes, Public Enemy, The Shins, Guru, Via Texas, The Knife, Bjork, Jump Jump, The Roots, Eric Satie, Slick Rick, Dustin Ohalloran, Spindle vs Spinner, Journey, The Cure, Nada Surf, Legowelt, Golden Smog, Gerald Fillmore, Miles Davis, John Fruschiante, Adult, Zoot Woman, Herbie Hancock, Little Gay Ray and The Shorty Pump Pump Band, Man in yellow, Technotronic, Drip Drop Sink Pink, Jon Autry, Primal Scream, J Dilla, Radio 4, Hot Chip, Boogie Down Productions, Alphonzo 'Caramel' Patatucci, Ice T, Cansei De Ser Sexy, Cut Copy, Faulkmon Clusterbomb, John Coltrane, Curry, Yann Tiersen, The Juan Maclean, Smashing Pumpkins, Rex The Dog, Justice, Mazzy Star, Mirror of Tears, R.E.M, Siege Du Frier, U2, Fugazi, Chata Kick Chata Chata, Yaz, Daniel Lanois, Rolfe Kent, TV on the Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Front Beam, Basement Jaxx, Uffie, The Freshman, James Spillier, MIA, Arugala Freidman, James Brown, Tortoise, Iron and Wine, The Sea and Cake, Chicago Underground Quartet, Geto Boys, Old Drum N Bass, Madonna, Prince, Out Hud, !!!, Jon Brion, Aphex Twin, Dongle, Azure Ray, Cartier Jenkins, De la soul, MEW, Parliment Funkadelic or any musicians that smoke crack on stage, Isley Brothers, Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G, Dee-lite, Cypress Hill, Piss Whip, Dj Premier, Cardigans, Billy Ocean, Le Georges Leningrad, Lil Jon...and lots of one hit wonders.
Punch Drunk Love, This Boys Life, Sideways, Annie Hall, Amelie, Talledega Nights, About Schmidt, Little Miss Sunshine, Goodfellas, Whats eating Gilbert Grape, The Pissing Contest, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, Election, 40 year old virgin, Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, The Departed, Borat, Lost in translation, Eyes Wide Shut, Made, Emo, Fight Club, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, A Bronx Tale, Hurly Burly, Men In Black (Will Smith), Duets (Huey Lewis), Man with the knife, What if Adam Sandler had a remote and he could pause his life and go back in time?
I like pretty much everything on television, all for various reasons.
Magazines. Internet Articles. Truth is stranger than fiction, and therefore I read non-fiction. If you mention an author or a book, I probably won't know what you're talking about.
People who value themselves but also realize that we are all just people. People like Frank Zappa and Bill hicks. And Mos Def. And that one guy who tells the truth on MSNBC I forget his name. Keith whatever.