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MeeMaw & PeePaw

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

We simply want love and affection, a 10-year supply of Levitra, and more MySpace friends than Mr. Pink Androgyny Thing and this douche .

*This profile could be removed at any time due to PeePaw's snottitude or MeeMaw's mood swings (she's a Cancer, ya know). Two ferrets, seventeen chickens, and the ass-end of an alpaca were harmed during the making of this MySpace. Now shut the damn door, you're lettin' all the cold air out! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

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When we think about you, we touch ourselves...

MeeMaw and PeePaw have played Good Touch/Bad Touch with the following people:

bethamphetamine

man in the rapids

Hunter

roundobject

sean oh no

Keaton

Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5

Hope Irish

Kenny

Miss DeenaOdelle

daisy moon lute

carmen

Miguel

Megs

kaite

Mme. Chavanell

Hunter

The Vincent

Matthew Rodriguez

The Black

Truecraig

kate marie

Diana Q.

John

Yarmer

Lori

coattails

Jennifer

GeekDreams

ben

The Timothy Corporation

Laurie

Annie Gunn

Ricardo

abominatron

Dr. Kill, Gentleman

Andy

i love you but i've chosen dockers

Aasim

Doug

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My Blog

MeeMaw Learns You: Lesson 1

Approximately $5.2 to $5.5 BILLION is spent on adult diapers per year in this country and almost 12 million adults, mostly women over the age of 50, suffer from urinary (or fecal) incontinence. Don't ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:49:00 GMT

The Fountain of Youth has been found!

It's MySpace! Who knew??Now I can stay 25 forever!Clearly, Tom agrees that this is not the body of an 85-year-old.I'm telling you, my babies, it's the yoga.Dip it low,MeeMaw
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 15:22:00 GMT

MeeMaw's Favorite MySpaces: Tres

Well, how the Hee Haw Hell are y'all?Oh my Lord Jesus Christ! I don't know what to make of PeePaw's last blog. What in tarnation was that?! "MeeMaw are leaves"? MeeMaw are gonna kick some wrinkled old...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 16:24:00 GMT

peepaw don't preach

whatever it takes. improve your mobility. that number again. sixteen o-eight. welcome back. a little different for you. you can't see. from top to bottom. great job, you guys worked real hard. i got s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:09:00 GMT

MeeMaw's Favorite MySpaces: Dos

First of all, I don't know or care where the fuck PeePaw is! Much like Ross and Rachel, we've decided to "take a break." What this really means is that PeePaw likes to creep, and he just wanted an exc...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 23:25:00 GMT

MeeMaw's Favorite MySpaces: Uno

I know you are all really excited to read about PeePaw's latest testicular adventures, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer. The last time I saw that bastard, he was headed to the bathroo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:09:00 GMT

meemaw's got the redass

Well, it's Monday night. Normally that would mean only one thing: PeePaw's gettin' some TLC. Y'see, one of PeePaw's favorite leisurely activities is havin' MeeMaw rub him up real good-like with some v...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:45:00 GMT

ladle of love

Today PeePaw had to make another emergency trip to Walgreen's. Looks like MeeMaw's incontinence is perpetual. I mean she's not just drippin'; it's a full on geyser up in there. I dunno, maybe it's Pee...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:12:00 GMT