I'd like to meet:
Elvis. Aliens from another world. Evil oxpeckers who try and censor Mojo (so I can slap them across their uptight, anti-freedom faces).
Music:
Rock and roll!
Movies:
Stuff with big burly men who kill the monster then get the girl.
And these fine films:
Great Balls of Fire
Rock'n'Roll High School Forever
Super Mario Bros.
Car 54, Where Are You?
Die Wholesale
Buttcrack