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Old Dirty Tito

What does it take to get a lap dance around here?!?!?!?

About Me

What and the hell is there to know about the fat guy who always seems to be carrying around a camera? I guess it all started back when I was a toddler and took a pretty serious blow to the head. The head injury explains a lot about the life that has lead up to this particular point and time. But don't take my word for it, just have a chat with any of my ex-girlfriends, they'll agree that I might just be mildly retarded!Currently I am the editor of an automotive magazine. I have worked as a staffer on one type of publication or another for the past 15 years or so.I have an obsession with travel, like going new places and checking out new things. I am a big fan of the American summer road trip.

My Interests

Old cars, motorcycles...

I'd like to meet:

New friends, old friends, smart girls, tall girls, short girls, regular size girls, hot girls and not-so-hot girls, interesting writers, great photographers who I can steal ideas from (some people lie and call it inspiration), bookworms, tattooed freaks, computer nerds, creepy goth girls, junkies, art fags, bikers, drug dealers, strippers, christians, jews, mormans, midgets, pierced up pin cushions, the girl next door, fellow college drop outs, college graduates, those who never went to college, good spellers, bad spellers and people with great stories to share.

Music:

Face To Face, Black Flag, RAMONES, Paladins, Manic Hispanic, Hank Williams Sr., Hank III, SCOTS, Junior Brown, C.O.C, Supersuckers, Los Infernos, Fu Manchu, Ministry, Wayne Hancock, Old 97s, Patsy Cline, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, At The Drive-In, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, The Cars, The Cure, The Specials, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, The Pixies, Johnny Thunders, NY Dolls, UK Subs, X-Ray Specs, Johnny Cash, Runaways, Beastie Boys, SUBHUMANS, Joy Division, Charlie Parker, MINOR THREAT, Iggy and The Stooges, OLD BOWIE, Murphy's Law, Operation Ivy, Stiff Little Fingers, T-REX, Thin Lizzy, The Clash, Buzzcocks, BAUHAUS, The Vapors, NWA, Ghetto Boys, The Police, The Faces, The Small Faces, Grand Funk Railroad, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, Helmet, Flogging Molly, Honkey, Los Super Seven, Dale Watson, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Hellbound Hayride, ThrowRag, Zeke, Fat Pat and lots of others

Movies:

Blade Runner, High Fidelity, American Graffitti, Hollywood Knights, Porky's - you know, the classics.

Television:

I have a big one in my living room and it's always on...

Books:

I read them. You should, too!

Heroes:

Evel Knevel! He is one bad mutha!

My Blog

Almost 40...

I remember joking with my pal Robie when we were in our early 20s that he was almost 30. In reality he was only a little bit older than the rest of us, but that year made him almost 30 in our young ey...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:59:00 PST

Randomize

There is a new feature where you can put a random filter on your top friends. I decided that since there are a lot of really cool people that I am friends with - as well as some interesting assholes -...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:42:00 PST

Maybe it’s you...

So I get these bulletins every day. I got dumped again. I got fired again. I got cheated on again, Etc, etc, etc&Well I will tell you the same thing I told my friend when he told me he was getting ano...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

Now I know why people drink...

So between the stress of putting an offer in on a house, work and life in general I know why some people crawl into a bottle or turn to whatever it is that comforts them in times of stress. It is a he...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

How I Spent New Years Day

So it is the first day of 2008 and I spent the day getting sucked into the internet. Granted it was windy outside, too windy to go riding around, so I started looking at house listings, then checked m...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

Am I a hypocrite?

This has been bugging me for a coupe of days now. I was on my way home from work the other night, it was about 9:30 and well after dark. I hit the onramp in my 1959 F-100 and was working to get her up...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

2007 Mini-Truckin Magazine Club Of The Year

Okay, it in no big secret that I have sort of retired from building mini-trucks. Sure, Jeff and I worked our asses off on the S-10 for last year's SEMA show, but that was a different reason all togeth...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Godspeed Porter Wagoner

Porter WagonerAugust 12 1927-October 28th 2007A tremendous loss to American roots music... ...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

The line in the sand...

Nothing ever gets accomplished&There are some things I will never understand. Why do people just lie down and take other people's crap. They draw a line and the sand then just let people constantly wa...
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

I miss summer already...

It is starting to get dark earlier, there is a chill in the air and I am starting to wear a sweatshirt under my leather jacket on my bike to keep the cold at bay. I am starting to miss summer already....
Posted by Old Dirty Tito on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:32:00 PST