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Dirt Track Bert

HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE!!!

About Me

I was born a poor black child. I got myself a Cadillac, but I can't afford the gasoline.
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My Interests

Drinking myself blind to the sounds of old T. Rex and Who's Next!

Music:

(in no particular order) Cheap Trick, The Who, The Stones, The Beatles, Thin Lizzy, Pat Travers, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, UFO, Tesla, Queen, KI$$ (when Gene was still skinny), The Wildhearts, Hanoi Rocks, The Producers, Mojo Nixon, Bon Scott era AC/DC, Ramones, KROKUS, Rose Tattoo, Badlands, Nashville Pussy, Rick fucking Springfield, John fucking Denver to name a few.

Movies:

Blazing Saddles. Song Of The South (Tar Babies rule!).

Television:

FAMILY GUY rules all television. Greatest show ever since Sanford & Son!!!!

Books:

WHITE LINE FEVER by Lemmy Kilmister. THE BEAST by Paul Di'Anno. OFF THE RAILS by Rudy Sarzo.

Heroes:

Ace Frehley, Lemmy Kilmister, Keith Moon, Wayne Williams, and Mr. Wrestling 2.

My Blog

All I Want Is....

More Beer More beerall i want is more beerMore Beer More beerall i want is more beerdown the wayall i want is more beerrunning through the kitchen ill tear off my shirtall i want is more beeropen up a...
Posted by Bert on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST

Happy Birthday To...

The guy who made me want to play guitar before I knew what playing guitar was: Mr. Ace F'n Frehley!!! Time for me to pop open a frosty Pabst Blue Ribbon, rollin' numbers, rock & rollin', and get my...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST