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The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel

We believe in swordfish.

About Me

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Our story begins in the mid-late 1980s, out on Wilmington Island-- Suburban Hell, Georgia (we got a law in the books down here). Huffing gas and ringing & running progress to heavier substances and more property damage for a pack of pre-teen snots. We wouldn't have done this if Nixon were in the White House. Big Lizard In My Backyard begins to circulate on warbly overdubbed cassettes like bird flu in an Asian KFC. No one has ever heard a song sound as much like it could be coming directly from their mouths as "V.F.W."

Now cut to nearly 2 decades later & you've got a bunch of misfits in their 20s who play in like 8 different bands between them but still always come back to the world of school-owning welders & mayor-running midgets: THE DEAD MILKMEN, greatest band on earth, ever... EVAR!!!

We drove all day up I-95 in a Day-Wu to see the awesome Dave Blood memorial shows last November, and that was the final inspiration we needed to put away the bleach bottle, the rubber ski mask, and yes, even the cauliflour, and form this here bitchin' tribute band. It's a labor of love for us. We're doing it to spread the gospel of Rodney & Co. and do what little we can to keep people aware of the Milkmen, buying their music, absorbing their satirical sociopolitical messages, & blah blah blah.

Now we've got the fever & we won't stop until you're all covered in slime & ick & goo. But that's OK, cuz we are too. And it's all the same disease.

--JUNKIE--
--THE BADGER SONG--
--SMOKIN' BANANA PEELS--
--BEACH PARTY AFGHANISTAN--
--SRI LANKA SEX HOTEL--

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/9/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/deceasedlactateproductdeliverypersonnel
Band Members:

STARRING:

Al Daglis as Rodney Anonymous (vocals, keys)

Yates Brown as Joe Jack Talcum (guitar, vocals)

Jamie Gillespie as Dean Clean (drums)

John Lucas as the late great Dave Blood (bass)

FEATURED GUESTS:

Mike Smith as Surfin' Cow 1

Munch Sharif as Surfin' Cow 2

Rima Ash on violin


Influences: The Dead Milkmen
Sounds Like: The Dead Milkmen
Record Label: none... but Hollywood Records SUCKS
Type of Label: None

My Blog

3/4/06 BEST... uh, Courageous Follower Day... EVAR!

Yes, March 4 is Courageous Follower Day.  Yes, it's a fabricated piece-of-shit corporate-executives-praise-their-most-obedient-sheep b it of propaganda.  Yes, it's a perfect occasion to ...
Posted by The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:08:00 PST

1/14/06 BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

I'm running out of superlatives to describe this fucking thing.  This was the most fun I've ever had on a birthday or playing live, so you'll have to forgive my partiality. This past weekend was ...
Posted by The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:55:00 PST

12/31/05 BEST NEW YEARS EVAR!

We rang in the New Year with fucking utters on.  Mercer's got a kickass setup at the Secret Squirrel, & we appreciate the opportunity to rock out in his humble abode.  Thanks to the othe...
Posted by The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

12/23/05 BEST XMAS HOUSE PARTY EVAR!

The xmas house party at Armadildo's last night was totally kickass. This shit just gets more & more fun. We had like 30 something people, and everyone was into it. Awesome that Kadles & O'Quin...
Posted by The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:42:00 PST

10/31/05 BEST HALLOWEEN EVAR!

HALLOWEEN PUNK TRIBUTE SHOW10/31/05, at the Jinx in Savannah, GA:Tribute bands for the Misfits, Ramones, Dead Milkmen, Black Flag, and David Allen Coe OUR SET:Punk Rock GirlTiny TownSerrated EdgeSurfi...
Posted by The Deceased Lactate Product Delivery Personnel on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST