Ach, I'm Willie. Born 'n raised in Scotland.
Me own father was thrown in the bog.
I found Nessie.
I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat.
I enjoy eating haggis, which is delicious brains boiled in a wee sheeps stomach!
I have the Shinning.
I was conceived, born and learned on the same pool table.
I have athritic thumbs from playing to many video games.
one day, i hope to own a crystal slop bucket.
I 'ATE COLORED CHALK
