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Marge Simpson

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About Me

Well hello I am Marge. I love to keep people happy. I have secretly always loved Ned Flanders, and Homer recently told me he doesn't concider it cheating if I let him hit it from the back. Now the problem is propositioning Flanders. I slit my wrists from all the pressure sometimes.

My Interests

My hobbies include compulsive cleaning, baking and shopping. While my lifestyle as the "typical housewife" does seem rather dull, I have had some exciting adventures. Including organizing a boycott of the popular cartoon "Itchy & Scratchy". My most recent accomplishments include starting my own business "The Pretzel Wagon", being the town's volunteer for a crisis hotline I also served my town of springfield as a police officer for a short while. Oh, and I also enjoy loving my family, yes.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! I love people, most people.

Music:

I like something with a little ZING! Har har har, I like Seventies music and I LOVE Davey Jones.

Movies:

Nothing Violent, Romantic ones are good.

Television:

I like Oprah, That girl is about it about it.

Books:

Trashy love novels.

Heroes:

Rosy the Riveter, Girl Power, is it still cool to say cool? Because SHE is cool.