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Andy

Sifting Through The Wreckage Of Reality...

About Me

Have tried, unsuccessfully I might add, to negotiate some kind of harmonal existence with the real world, I have decided that I've had it with rat racing so I'm travelling around Canada while I work out my next plan for global domination.
Anyway, I like music (listening to, playing, reading about or watching - as it were), good books (but not bad ones, obviously), really cold days with clear blue skies, the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Marlies and NHL hockey in general, fishing (the relaxation more than the catching, which is just as well as I don't do any) and football, the one true faith.
Forza FC United!
Er, that's about it.

Oh yeah - I also work on this!

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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
You Are 84% Indie
You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz.
Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird! How Indie Are You?
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This is Britain...and everything's alright...Chris Morris - BushwhackedArmando Ianucci vs. George & The GangTime Trumpet - Bob Geldof Cures DeathSome fancy moves from the Kings of Convenience - got nowt on me, mind.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who was at Woodstock...while they were there. Alternatively, someone who could invent a time machine and send me to Woodstock (with wellies)

Music:

Music's kinda my 'thing'. Here's who I like, in no particular order, except the kings of Detroit - the one, the only MC5 - are at the top of the pile!


MC5; Crosby, Stills & Nash; Rolling Stones; Jefferson Airplane; Fairport Convention; Small Faces; The Who; The Byrds; Super Furry Animals; Doves; Elbow; Frank Sinatra; Dean Martin; Chas N Dave; My Morning Jacket; Sigur Ros; Neil Young; Buffalo Springfield; Moby Grape; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club; Joan Baez; Sly & The Family Stone; Ten Years After; Creedence Clearwater Revival; Sleeper; Echobelly; Kirsty MacColl; Oasis; The Pogues; Faithless; Massive Attack; The Smiths; Morrissey; The Sundays; Etta James; Janis Joplin; The Band; Flying Burrito Bros.; Gram Parsons; Johnny Cash; Echo & The Bunnymen; Delaney & Bonnie; Ladytron; David Bowie; Curtis Mayfield; Wilson Pickett; James Carr; Cocteau Twins; Skip James; Son House; 'Blind' Willie Johnson; Canned Heat; Calexico; British Sea Power; Buffalo Tom; Grant Lee Buffalo; Booker T & The MGs; Led Zeppelin; Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band; Black Box Recorder; Dinosaur Jr.; Beta Band; Beth Orton; The Beau Brummels; The Auteurs; Arcade Fire; Johnny Winter; Mountain; Cream; Joy Zipper; Joy Division; New Order; Stone Roses; Happy Mondays; Inspiral Carpets; The Killers; Kings Of Convenience; Kings Of Leon; The Kinks; Lamb; Magic Numbers; Manassas; Martha & The Vandellas; Mooney Suzuki; Montrose Avenue; Muddy Waters; Mull Historical Society; Pink Floyd; PJ Harvey; REM; Richie Havens; Robert Johnson; Rocket Science; Saint Etienne; Engineers; Secret Machines; Sha-Na-Na; Sia; Simon & Garfunkel; The Sleepy Jackson; The The; Specials; Spiritualized; The Stranglers; Sub Sub; The Sugarcubes; Suzanne Vega; Talking Heads; They Might Be Giants; Zero 7; Tim Hardin; Tindersticks; Turin Brakes; Tony Bennett; UNKLE; The Verve; White Stripes; Yardbirds; The Zutons; I Am Kloot; Roxy Music; Depeche Mode; James; Quicksilver Messenger Service; Primal Scream; My Bloody Valentine; The Polyphonic Spree; The New York Dolls; The Velvet Underground; Moloko; Louis XIV; Bloc Party; Bjork; Black Mountain; John Sebastian; Jimi Hendrix Experience; Jesus & Mary Chain; Ike & Tina Turner; International Submarine Band; Ian Brown; Hot Club Of Cowtown; Django Rheinhart; AC/DC; Hayseed Dixie; Grateful Dead; Groove Armada; The Beat; Avalanches; Grandaddy; The Flaming Lips; Gin Blossoms; The Go! Team; Frou Frou; Emmylou Harris; Dusty Springfield; Blondie; Delays; Cracker; The Clash; Cat Stevens; The Cardigans; Buddy Guy; Magic Sam; Beach Boys; The Bees; The National; 13th Floor Elevators; Paul Butterfield Band; America; Amen Corner; Arctic Monkeys; Arlo Guthrie; Woody Guthrie; Bert Sommer; Billy Bragg; Black Grape; Iron & Wine; Aberfeldy; Metric; Hidden Cameras; Band of Horses; The Dears; The New Pornographers; Wolf Parade; The Hold Steady; Death Cab For Cutie; The Decemberists; Persephone's Bees; Howling Bells; Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!; Tapes 'n Tapes; Under The Influence Of Giants; Silversun Pickups; Beachwood Sparks; Cold War Kids; The Shins; The Shirehorses and, of course, the theme from 'Minder'...

Movies:

The best filums:

Ghostbusters; Goodfellas; Casino; Godfather pts I & II (although I like the ending of III); M*A*S*H; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; The Life Of Brian; The Italian Job (the original, naturally); Airplane!; Woodstock The Movie; Message To Love: The Isle of Wight 1970; Festival Express; The Hudsucker Proxy; Barton Fink; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; The Thin Red Line; The Longest Day; Das Boot; Some Like It Hot; Once Upon A Time In America; Full Metal Jacket; Grosse Point Blank; The Breakfast Club; 24 Hour Party People; Indiana Jones & The Raiders of the Lost Ark; Belleville Rendez Vouz; Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind; Raging Bull; Withnail & I; Wayne's World 2; Dumb & Dumber (no, really); Shaun Of The Dead; Little Miss Sunshine; The Three Amigos; Fletch (and indeed Fletch Lives) and, last and probably least, Rocky IV - take that, Communism!

Television:

If TV shows were real, which one would you live in? I'll say Futurama.Anyway, what to get in your telly (if I'm coming round):The Sopranos; The Mighty Boosh; The Colbert Report; Futurama; Spaced; The Simpsons; Black Books; Reno 911!; Ren & Stimpy; Dangermouse; Nathan Barley; American Dad!; Family Guy; Big Train; Father Ted; Only Fools & Horses; M*A*S*H*; Band Of Brothers; I'm Alan Partridge; The Day Today.

Books:

'Showbusiness' by Mark Radcliffe; 'The Greatest Story Every Sold' by Frank Rich; 'Imperial Life In The Emerald City - Inside Iraq's Green Zone' by Rajiv Chandrasekaran; 'Lies & The Lying Liars Who Tell Them' by Al Franken; 'Monte Cassino' by Matthew Parker; 'Beyond Band of Brothers: The War Memoirs of Major Richard Winters' by Dick Winters; 'Lost In The Funhouse: The Life & Mind of Andy Kaufman' by Bill Zehme; 'Catch-22' by Joseph Heller; 'On The Road' by Jack Kerouac; 'Brighton Rock' by Graham Greene; 'The Thin Red Line' by James Jones; 'D-Day' by Stephen E. Ambrose; 'Six Armies in Normandy' by John Keegan; 'Tragically I Was An Only Twin' by Peter Cook & William Cook; 'STARK' by Ben Elton; 'Facts & Fancies' by Armando Ianucci; any 'Colemanballs' book from Private Eye; 'Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon' by Tony Fletcher; 'Steve Marriott: All Too Beautiful' by Paolo Hewitt & John Hellier; 'A Riot Of Our Own: Night & Day With The Clash' by Johnny Green & Garry Barker; 'Morrissey & Marr: The Severed Alliance' by Johnny Rogan; 'Timeless Flight: The Definitive Biography of The Byrds' by Johnny Rogan; 'Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall' by Spike Milligan; 'Rommel? Gunner Who?' by Spike Milligan; 'The Old Testament According To Spike Milligan' by Spike Milligan; 'Robin Hood According To Spike Milligan' by Spike Milligan (I like Spike Milligan);

Heroes:

Georgie Best, Johan Cryuff, Marco Van Basten, Mats Sundin, Danger Mouse & Penfold (obviously), Mutley, Ian Brown, Keith Moon, Howard Moon, Andy Kaufman, Keith Richards, Spike Milligan, Peter Cook, Johnny Marr, Richard Winters, Bernard Black of Black Books, David Crosby (rehab's for quitters!), Mr. Fozzie Bear (see right), Dean Martin, Charlie Croker, Silvio Dante, Calvin & Hobbes and Ferris Bueller.

My Blog

New Bloody York!!!

"Now that's what I call a large portion"   So said Southern gentleman and all-round good egg Levon Helm about his first experience of New York City and I have to say, he was right on the money....
Posted by Andy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST

Montreal: Sacre bleu! Mon pieds! Or something to that effect.

Montreal! City of...Montrealians. Or Canadiens. Or Habitants (pronounced 'ab-e-taaans' in my worst French-Canadian, folks). I'm reaching back through the mists of three weeks on the road to recal...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:47:00 PST

The Full Tilt Boogie On The Road Playlist-arama

What I've been tapping my toes to in order to stave off deep vein thrombosis...I reckon I should do one of them 'Solid Gold Drive Time Rock' adverts. Not available in the shops... 1. Canned Heat - On ...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

Ottawa: A lot of walking

Well, so far so good. I managed to almost miss the Greyhound out of Toronto (someone had hidden my shoes - well, put them away, same thing.) but thankfully there was a brouhaha with some chappy's tick...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

The long, long, long awaited return of...

The Friday Playlist! We're going to Mars! Red rocks! Yeah Yeah! 1. Rick James - Superfreak 2. Roy Budd - Get Carter Theme 3. Ladytron - Sugar 4. Ladytron - Seventeen 5. Ladytron - Blue Jeans 6. The Sp...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

A little something...

The Shins - Phantom Limb Get on it. If you like. Night!...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

FCC SuperBowl complaint from thesmokinggun.com...

Jesus wept. And to think, they let these people buy assault rifles. I feel sorry for Jody Felix. I could have closed this complaint with two words, the second being 'off'. But I might have thrown in '...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

It's the Top 4...things!

Top 4...things: MXC (Most Extreme Challenge Show) - Forget Craig Charles, if you want to watch bonkers Japanese gameshow Takeshi's Castle with proper bonkers American sportscaster commentary, it'...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

My International Arrivals Hell

Well, Canada seems a lot quieter now my visitors have all ski-daddled back home to Blighty. In the end, 10 days and a week (respectively) just wasn't enough! Ah, but the memories... Starting with me ...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST

Another poem...

This one's entitled simply 'Augusto': So farewell then, Augusto Pinochet, You were an evil old bastard, And I'm glad you're dead. Okay, so once again it doesn't rhyme......
Posted by Andy on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST