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BrokenInglish

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About Me

BrokenInglish is the foremost source of news creation on the internet.
Originally founded at some point or other by legendary journalist, celebrated raconteur and enthusiastic bigot Sir Arthur Cavendish, Bi has become a one-stop-shop for readers who still value half-baked guesswork, ill-informed ranting and naked, ugly predjudice in their journalism.
BrokenInglish is noted for giving young and hungry writers (in some cases, literally starving) their big break in the degrading world of word whorery.
Among it's current crop of scribbling superstars are trust fund brat Tipton Xamax, the disgustingly principled yet reassuringly alcoholic Shandwell Neece and former PR guru turned destroyer of lives, Timby Napsac.
By 2011, meejah experts believe BrokenInglish will be available in almost every home in Britain, thanks to a revolutionary distribution deal which gives readers the choice of either logging on to BrokenInglish or having a flesh-eating virus released into their bloodstream via a secret implant in their brain.
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Rich, trusting idiots.

My Blog

BrokenHoliday

BrokenInglish is on its holidays, so there won't be any updates for a bit. Apart from this one, obviously. So just talk amonst yourselves, if you would. Hugs & kisses, Bi
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:04:00 GMT

BrokenTV - This Week's Picks

BrokenTV This week's picks&press red button now to emit carbon just for the hell of it   Monday 8pm&The Ralf Little Variety Hour Ralf is joined by special guests Russel Brand and Lilly Allen i...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 17:22:00 GMT

Shock Jock Fired For Failing To Use Racial Slurs

For Bi&Shandwell Neece in New York   American 'shock jock', political commentator and radio personality Denby Assmus was dismissed yesterday following the latest media storm over his failure to ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:49:00 GMT

BrokenHistory

BrokenHistory On this day in&oooh& 33ADFriends of Judean fisherman turned fisher of men Peter "The Rock" Of Galilee deny that he denied his association with religious leader Jesus Christ Of Nazareth,...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:15:00 GMT

BrokenTV

This week's picks...press red button now to send distress signal Monday 7pm&The Karl Rove Komedy Kavalcade "Bush's Brain" takes a night off as chief political adviser to the US President to dazzle a ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:26:00 GMT

BrokenSpecial: Iran Crisis  Oh Bloody Hell&

BrokenSpecial: Iran Crisis  Oh Bloody Hell& Blair, Browne & Beckett Deplore Own Lack Of Moral Authority PM, Ministers wish they could be justifiably outraged at parading of detained sailors For...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:47:00 GMT

BrokenBriefs

The latest feeds from the BrokenInglish newshose... Iran Crisis: Blair To Address Nation, Richard & Judy. London, England - Prime Minister Tony Blair will make a special appearance on Thursday's ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:10:00 GMT

BrokenNews

The latest e-issue of BrokenInglish has hit the i-stand. Read it here: www.obscureinternet.com/brokeninglish Cos the fancy link things won't work today.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:24:00 GMT

BrokenHistory

On this day in...oooh... 1998 A new cut of epic Second World War drama Saving Private Ryan is released following complaints, particularly from British critics, that the film focuses so...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 14:27:00 GMT

BrokenEditorial Comment: "I, I. Lewis...and other lying bastards."

As dictated by Sir Arthur Cavendish, Editor-in-Chief for Life, BrokenInglish. Thank God it's finally over. Yes, perhaps the greatest monster of the 21st Century has been brought to heel. I'm just glad...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:55:00 GMT