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Juan Johnson

The opposite of sucess is not failure, it's not trying.

About Me

I'm a comedian working as a partner in an indy film company called Inland-Studios you can check it out here.

http://www.inland-studios.com

I have been performing comedy with the world famous Swining Johnson Brothers for 5000 years... at leastI have never had this much fun in my whole life. We work so well together we were able to write full feature film. Here is the teaser and movie poster.

NEW MOVIE!! "Driving Bill Crazy" Teaser

My Interests



I am Atlas!

I'd like to meet:



SwingingJohnson.com

Music:

My favorite band is Dave Matthews but I really try and force myself to listen to all kinds of music.

Movies:

Weird Al- White and Nerdy



Weird Al- White and Nerdy music video

PRODUCTION STILLSGALLERY
(Give it a minute to load, there's a lot of pictures)
The Dangers of Getting Stoned


SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY

TONY FINAAZO'S TAXIDERMY

FROM WITHIN

PSYCHO CHRISTMAS


Books:

I like books... I even like the smell of old books, how do you like that?

Heroes:

Anyone and everyone that posts this on their profile for me.:

My Blog

Help your Johnson!!!

VOTE!!!!!!Then Copy and post this out please!!!!Help the Swinging Johnson Brothers and Freakshow Entertainment win the spoof contest for the MTV Movie Awards. The Movie is called "SAWdust" It's a mixt...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

Juan Johnson For President

Hello, my fellow proud Americans from across our beautiful and magestic and lovely and breathtaking land.My name is Juanathin Johnson and I gonna be President of the United States! ..>..>...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Smart and warm

That's just how I feel today. I don't have any misconceptions on my itellegence so don't get you dander up.I just happen to feel a certain way.I'm gonna eat some spagettit now.Your Friend,Juan...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

Anywhat who? what? What?!! WHAT!!?!!

Yesterday was a pill. I know you are thinking... yesterday looks wonderful... It's in the past, it's on my calander in a neat little box with a number....22That's a fine number!I bet someone out there...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

YouTube Awards (and Vids)

..>..>#13 Most watched comedians on Youtube (Week)#11 Most watched comedians on Youtube (Week)#43 Most watched comedians on Youtube (Day)       12/07/2006...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

political... Rant

I read this today... and thought I should make sure people know what's going on right down the road.California Church Could Lose Tax-Exempt Status   All Things Considered, Septe...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST

Outdated ideas?

My Horoscope today.... There are some outdated ideas or habits that are holding you back right now, and today they will create a conflict between the way your life is now and the way you want it to b...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST

What's your Ringtone/Sign?

I know for a fact that astrology has to be fake... there is no way we got the keys to the universe right on our first try. It's gotta be something else right? But what? I thought about this for a long...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

F.A.Q. You can ask questions here as well.

Why are you guys so funny?We drank the Kool-Aide. What's wrong with you guys?I think a more direct question would be what's right with you guys. When does the Johnson Bros. feature Driving B...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

Battle of the Ironclads

The Monitor and the Virginia were ironclad warships prepared to battle it out and destroy the entire fleet of their opposition. These boats were made for battle and a lot of it.   The Virginia w...
Posted by Juan Johnson on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST