I don't know what to give you, baby clothes or a wire hanger. Perhaps baby clothes ON a wire hanger....And if you can't understand my vendetta against jelly, then we're not truly friends.
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--THE BASICS--
[name]: Iris
[birthdate]: July 16h
[sex]: female
[relationship status]: hmm
[shoe size]: 5 1/2
[parents still together]: lets go with yeah
[siblings]: That's complicated
[pets]: a lot
--FAVORITES--
[color]: blue
[number]: n/a
[time of year]: summer....beach goodness
[type of weather]: warm
[food/drink]: many
--DO YOU--
[twirl your hair]: if I'm irritated
[have any tattoos]: one
[cheat on tests]: no
[like scary movies]: Not too many movies scare me
[like cleaning]: Sometimes
[know how to drive a standard]: Not well, but yes
[own a cell phone]: Yes
[collect anything]: Dust
--HAVE YOU EVER--
[been in a fist fight]: Yes
[considered a life of crime]: Considered, yes
[considered being a hooker]: No. Gold digger is MUCH more lucrative
[been in love]: I guess you could say that.
[made out with just a friend]: Yeah, more than I would have liked to
[hurt someone you love]: Not purposely
[kicked someone in the nuts]: Plenty of times. But I promised it was always deserved.
--CURRENT--
[clothing]: A really cute striped pajama hoodie and matching pants
[hair]: Messy, but in a cute way
[song you are in love with]: Panic! at the Disco's "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
[cd in your stereo]: Chris' copy of Prince- "Purple Rain"
[mood]: Medicated
[thing you ought to be doing]: Well, I'm ok right now....I'm sick, I'm medicated, I'm hydrated...I'm alright
--LOVE--
[first crush]: I don't remember
[first kiss]: I'm not telling
[first love]: Let's not
[do you believe in love at first sight]: I think that love at first sight is really shallow, can't we just be honest and admit to lust at first sight?
[do you believe in "the one"]: Sometimes, but not usually.
[are you a tease]: So I've been told.
[would you ever commit yourself to someone 100%]: If given good enough reason
--ARE YOU--
[honest]: Brutally and to a fault.
[sarcastic]: Not at all.
[a daydreamer]: Usually.
[up tight or laid back]: Depends on the situation...and how much I've had to drink.
[messy or organized]: I have creative clutter around my house and my room, but my desk at work is organized to an obsessive degree.
[shy our outgoing]: "or" is spelled wrong.
--RANDOM--
[nervous habits]: Nail biting, hair twirling, and lately, clicking my jaw
[are you double jointed]: pinky toes and thumbs
[can you roll your tongue]: fuck you
[do you make your bed daily]: No...my bed doesn't need to be made daily, and I don't have enough time in the morning anyway
[which shoe goes on first]: the one that I find first
--IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--
[bought something]: A couple of new outfits, and ADORABLE underwear
[been sick]: I'm sick right now, actually.
[sang]: in the car
[missed someone]: I guess so
[gotten drunk]: No.
[gotten a haircut]: No.
[watched cartoons]: Every day.
[been kissed]: Yes
[lied]: Probably
--LAST PERSON THAT--
[you spent the night with]: Helen
[spent the night with you]: I think that that is possibly Helen again
[saw you cry]: No one sees me cry.
[made you cry]: Being as I am the only one in charge of my emotions, me
[you said "i love you" to]: Quimpy. Right before I told her to shut up.
[told you they loved you]: Does the look in my dogs' eyes count?
--WHAT IS--
[the best feeling in the world]: Jumping into a pile of clean towels fresh from the dryer
[the worst feeling in the world]: I can't name only one
[your greatest fear]: Clowns
[the thing you want most in life]: Security
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Names they call you and looks they give.
Names
What is your first name?: Iris
Do you like it?: Yes
Who named you?: My aunt
What would you change it to?: I wouldn't
What would you want it to be if you were the opposite gender?: I think I could be a Christopher
Have any cool nicknames?: Irizzle.....yay.
What's your favorite unisex name?: They all make me angry
What's your middle name (if you have one)?: Marina
What are your parents' names?: Classified
Your best friends' name?: I have more than one
Crush or significant others' name?: Wouldn't you like to know?
Your pets' name(s)?: Quimpy, Lady, Patches, Bingo, Snoopy, Sassy, Garfunkel, and That Fucking Bird
Hair, eyes, and such
What's your natural hair color?: a medium brown
What color is it now?: a really dark almost black
How many different colors has it been?: I'm going to err on the side of 6
Is it short, medium or long?: a longer short
Straight, curly, or wavy?: kinda wavy
Do you use hair products?: Sometimes
What color are your eyes?: brown
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: usually glasses, but i broke them so contacts for right now
Are your eyebrows natural or drawn on/waxed/plucked?: I tweeze the hell out of my eyebrows
Any facial piercings?: no
Do you wear makeup?: rarely
Do you have bangs?: no
The rest of you
Do you paint your nails?: sometimes
What about your toenails?: More often than my fingernails
Do you wear hats?: I look great in hats
Wear any jewelry?: earrings, belly ring, sometimes rings
What's your favorite feature on yourself?: my nose and my feet
Would you say you have style?: I have style like a mofo
Good looks?: eh. I work with what i have
Do you look in the mirror a lot?: ...........shaddap
Is there anything you want to change about yourself?: Nothing I can actually change, but yeah
Do you spend a lot of time getting ready to go out every day?: No.
Do you smile a lot?: Call me Smiley
Do you care what other people think about you?: Not really.
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Inside Your Mind. 184 unique Q's.
Inside Your Mind.
What do you like about yourself?: My charming personality
What do you dislike about yourself?: My bitchy personality
Do you have any special talents?: My ability to be almost completely apathetic
What are some of your hobbies?: Reading, writing, making fun of deserving people
Do you accept your anger?: Yes. Yes I do.
Do you accept your sadness?: If accepting means changing it to anger, then yes, yes I do.
Do you accept your worry?: I don't so much accept my worry as it keeps me up at night forcing me to do so.
Do you accept your confusion?: No. I find explanations.
Do you accept your anxiety?: With medication.
Do you accept your fear?: With medication.
What is difficult for you?: Reaching things on the top shelf.
About You.
Favorite color?: Blue.
Favorite song?: There are a few.
Favorite band?: Multiple answers.
Favorite movie?: Far too many to choose just one.
Favorite teacher (past or present)?: I've had about four that were five kinds of awesome.
Favorite book?: So very many books....
Favorite thing to do?: Sleep, and slash or eat
Second favorite thing to do?: Damn...I already covered my top two
Favorite website?: I don't spend nearly enough free time online to have a favorite website.
Do you like your looks?: They'll suffice.
Do you like your body?: Needs a lot of work.
Describe yourself.
Length of hair?: Almost to the middle of my back, HELL YEAH
Color of hair?: For one reason or another, a rainbow of browns.
Color of eyes?: Brown.
Height?: Fuck yourself up the ass with a razor laced dildo.
Are you athletic?: Ha.
Are you healthy?: Right now I'm popping Tylenol Flu like Tic Tacs and washing them down with juice. Guess.
What emotion do you hide?: All of them, except fury.
Do you think you’re smart?: I think that the fact that I'm literate says enough.
Are you religious?: Not so much.
What is your religion?: Did you not just see what I just wrote?
Do you believe in “God�: Not really.
What do you want to “be†when you “grow up�: A princess.
Do you get along well with people?: Yes. I usually tolerate people in a polite fashion.
Are you fun?: Damn straight. Well, when I'm not sick or anything.
What makes a “good person†just that?: Morals, ethics, more than two brain cells.
How would others describe you?: I'd rather not know.
Friendship.
How would you describe a “true friend�: *Lame generic answer* someone who's always there for you and wont judge you
Who is your best friend?: I have more than one.
How did you meet?: The main one, in the seventh grade
Ever meet anyone who was just like you?: Sadly, I'm far too unique for such a thing.
How do your friends help you to be more yourself?: They understand my jokes, which means I can actually say them without having to explain anything.
Relationships.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No.
If so, describe him or her.: No.
What qualities do you look for in a significant other?: I just want a guy with like, a running car, and like, a decent job, and like, an ok living situation that's not with his parents and...the missing piece of this golden amulet.
Ever crush on someone who only liked you as a friend?: Those tend to be my most frequent kind. Really its just me romanticizing the perfect male. But that never really works out.
Ever have someone crush on you and you only liked them as a friend?: That is the story of my life.
In a relationship…
What makes you jealous?: Not much.
What makes you angry?: Putting in more than my fair share of the relationship, being ignored, having things prioritized over me, you know, the basics.
What makes you happy?: Falling asleep next to something warm.
What hurts your feelings?: Not much.
What makes you love them more?: When they send me flowers and balloons delivered by a circus midget.
What have you learned about love?: That if it weren't for my five year plan, i probably wouldn't be wasting my time.
Describe your first relationship.: Short.
What benefits come from being single?: There isn't much that I do single as opposed to in a relationship.
What benefits come from being with someone?: See above.
Family.
What siblings do you have?: That's a difficult question. So, as opposed to answering these questions correctly, I'm just going to use the last answer that went in these boxes from the last quiz i did :)
Are you a first, last, middle or only child?: I don't. Ever.
If you could change this, how would it be different?: I'm sure I have a few.
Do you get along with your siblings?: With a parachute
What do you like best about your brother(s)?: yeah
What do you like best about your sister(s)?: many times
What do you like best about being an only child?: i love traveling
Have you ever been embarrassed by family?: no, i never got caught
Do/did your parent(s) try to make you think like them?: see above
Tough shit.
What difficult experiences have you been through?: None that I care to relay in this particular forum, thank you.
Has anyone close to you died?: Yeah
How did you find out?: Moving on.
Did you get to say good-bye?: No.
Have you known anyone your age die?: A few...
Have you ever been really sick?: Yeah.
Has anyone close to you ever been really sick?: Yeah.
Do you have a drug problem?: Surprisingly enough, no.
Do you have a drinking problem?: No.
Are your parents divorced?: No
Are/were your parents fighting constantly?: not really
Do you let yourself feel emotional pain or make it go away?: What emotion?
Do you believe pain makes us grow?: Yeah, i really do.
How do you feel when you see a homeless person?: Depressed
Have you ever witnessed extreme suffering?: More than I would have liked to
Do you ever wonder why there is so much suffering?: Society
What kinds of things cause you pain?: Forgive the emo-ness of this statement, but the world.
What is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made?: Wow, that question probably shouldn't make me giggle
Have you ever thought about suicide?: Duh. I was a depresesd teenager going through way more than I should have been.
What advice would you give to someone who is suicidal?: Do it. Either they're doing it for attention, or they actually feel that way. And their response to that statement will let you know what it is and how to deal with it.
Learning lessons.
Do you think people learn from their mistakes?: Sadly, not enough people do.
Do you think people can learn the “easy way�: No.
Have you ever learned the “easy way�: NO.
Have you ever learned the “hard way�: Plenty of times.
What is the most difficult lesson you’ve learned?: Hah.
Do you believe things happen for a reason?: Yes, yes I do.
Have you learned that nobody is perfect?: Yeah, but that doesn't mean its ok to stop striving for perfection.
What imperfections about yourself do you accept?: Well, I'm just waiting for a: society to say under 5' is the new 5'11 OR for modern medical science to perfect a painless growth method.
Do you try to look at both sides of a situation?: Usually. My side almost always comes out victorious, though.
Follow your dreams.
“Follow your bliss.â€: ....alright.
What does this quote mean to you?: It sounds like a search in an adult video store for Canadian soft core porn
What is your bliss?: again, Canadian soft core porn
Do you have a dream?: On occasion, but ususally no
What is your number-one goal?: Ask me about my five year plan
“Do what you love and the money will follow." True?: Well, not necessarily, but its a nice thought, isn't it?
If your dream was guaranteed to happen, what would it be?: That's a long list of fulfilled dreams
Would you answer differently if the guarantee wasn’t there?: No.
Do you believe in yourself?: Well, I exist, don't i?
Growing up.
How old are you?: Twenty. Almost too old to be a trophy wife
How old do you feel?: thirty six
What do you think is the perfect age?: I really don't know.
How old do you think people should be before they…
Get a job:: The second money is important to them
Cook for themselves:: the first time their mom says "cook for yourself"
Set their own bedtimes:: the night they realize that sleep depends on who you are
Go away with their friends:: when they're mature enough to not get themselves into trouble
Do their own laundry:: ten
Have a boyfriend or girlfriend:: depends on maturity level....and I don't mean in that "old enough to bleed" kind of way
Date:: see above
Kiss:: see above
Stay out past midnight:: when mommy and daddy say its ok
Stay out as late as they want:: I still don't do that, I have to wake up for work in the morning
Have their own phone:: when it becomes a necessity
Drive:: state of california says fifteen and a half....and in retrospect, that terrifies the fuck out of me
Travel alone:: again, that's maturity level
Drink:: eighteen
Go to clubs:: my age has never changed how i feel about clubs
Get married:: as soon as they're old enough to get knocked up
Have children:: don't get me started
Vote:: when they know politics. I know forty year olds with no right to vote
Go out by themselves:: MATURITY, god damn it
At what age do you think a person is mature?: depends on the person. Ahem.
Do you think maturity is a good thing?: usually
Do you think all adults are mature?: heh, no.
Do you think a difficult life makes a person grow up faster?: sadly, yes
What IS “grown up�: depression
Are/were you scared or excited about growing up?: terrified
Do you think of yourself as grown up?: no
Do you want to be considered grown up?: most of the time
What do you think is the secret to happiness?: I don't know the secret
Random.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?: crest
Do you always brush your teeth before visiting a dentist?: yeah
How many cavities do/did you have?: a lot when i was little
Ever wear braces or a retainer?: no
How often do you shower?: daily, sometimes twice
Do you prefer any shampoo brand?: pantene and herbal esscences
What is the weirdest band name you know of?: the arrogant worms
What are your favorite dog breeds?: Pomeranian pekinese mixes....
Who was your childhood best friend?: Samantha
Are you still friends with them today?: Yeah, her baby is adorable
How many computers are in your home?: just mine
Do you write with your left or right hand?: right
Do you take any vitamins?: flinstone baby
How many doors are in your home?: I've never actually taken the time to count, now that you mention it
How many windows are there?: again, something I've never taken the time to count
Do you have a collection of change somewhere?: a few different places
Would you go to jail for a good cause?: Well, If I saw a man eating celery, i'd beat him black and blue
Do you own a bookshelf?: a few
Are there any objects hanging from your room ceiling?: a lemur
Are you okay with getting your blood drawn?: sadly, yeah I am. doesn't even phase me anymore
How about getting shots?: same
Do you like getting your picture taken?: when I know its getting taken, yes
Opinions.
Abortion?: not something I would personally do, but i defend to the death a woman's choice
Birth control pill?: I heart my anti baby pill
Casual sex?: Not for me, and I think that's kind of a slutty thing to do
Illegal immigration?: The immigration I have no problem with, but I refuse to have my taxes go to people that won't take the time to fill out paperwork
Death sentence?: doesn't it depened on the crime?
Afterlife?: I don't know
Ghosts?: Lost spirits
Legalizing marijuana?: it would be a lot safer for all parties involved.
Gun control?: Don't we already do that?
Pornography?: While i disapprove of the demeaning of women, far be it for me to take the one pleasure from people that can't get fucked on their own and have to watch other people to it to get off
UFO conspiracy?: Its arrogant to think that in the entire universe, earth has the only intelligence
Natural VS. Artificial medicine?: Ailment pending
War in Middle East?: Pointless loss of lives for oil. Moving on.
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There isn't enough time in the world for me to list every band and slash or artist i love, but I shall try. The Cure, Lit, Jason Mraz, Hillary Duff (shaddap, you), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Eyed Peas, Biz Markie, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, A-Ha, ABBA, AC/DC, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Eminem, R.E.M., All-American Rejects, Shakira, Goo Goo Dolls, Aerosmith, John Mayer, Bloodhound Gang, Maroon 5, Bowling For Soup, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Modern English, Beck, 3 Doors Down, Yellowcard, Incubus. I was raised with heavy metal, so I love Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath. Now for the randomness: Jimmy Eat World, Guns N Roses, Smashing Pumpkins, Papa Roach, Everclear, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Cindy Lauper, Goo Goo Dolls, Weezer, Third Eye Blind, Save Ferris, Letters to Cleo, Eagle Eye Cherry, New Kids on the Block, Morrissey, Offspring, Billy Idol, Audioslave, Slayer, Depeche Mode, Santana, U2, Rob Thomas, Matchbox 20, Coldplay, Green Day, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Beck, Nine Inch Nails, White Stripes, Staind, System of a Down, Transplants, Jet, Queens of the Stone Age, Sublime, Beastie Boys, Cake, Disturbed, Suicidal Tendencies, The Bravery, Garbage, Korn, Ramones, Rob Zombie, Social Distortion, Sum 41, Velvet Revolver, Blink 182, Godsmack, Jack Johnson, Violent Femmes, and I can't forget the Goldfish song....
Indie flicks, and pretty much anything getting an Academy nomination. I like those movies that make you think, perhaps give you a new perspective and the like...but you can't go wrong with a good childrens movie, either.
Cartoons that were intended for adults but hidden as children's cartoons such as Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Invader Zim, and As Told By Ginger. Then there's the stuff for after it gets dark, like Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, anything Friday Night Standup, you get the idea.
The Giver, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Of Mice and Men, The Great Gatsby, The Chroncicles of Narnia, The Scarlet Letter, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Oddessy, Brave New World, The Grapes of Wrath, Night, The House on Mango Street, The Hunchback of Notre Dam, Flowers for Algernon, Anne Frank, Cyrano de Bergerac, The Divine Comedy, Don Quixote, Gulliver's Travels, The Illiad, The Bible (Quite the read, really), Utopia, White Fang, anything Shakespeare, Poe, Lewis Carroll. Once again, books that can give you a new outlook on things.
We live in a world where there are no more heroes.....But I promised him I'd put this up here: SAAD IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE'S MY CELL PHONE GURU!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! Platonically, of course :)