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Name: Joe
Birthday: January 28, 1986
Birthplace: San Bernardino, CA
Current Location: North Las Vegas, NV
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS
Your Weakness: Hmm.. I'll leave that to your imagination.. ::wink::
Your Fears: Not being able to achieve my dreams, not succeeding in life
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni :-)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Restart attending college to get this show on the road! Get my annual review at work and then be promoted again and make even more money! Haha!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Huh..
Thoughts First Waking Up: Let's see.. there's a few things it COULD be: What time is it? What can I get into today? Where can I go to get out of here?
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll leave that to those that KNOW me.. ::wink wink::
Your Bedtime: When I pass out.. haha
Your Most Missed Memory: High School and Middle School.. when you didn't have that much to worry about.. ;-)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both, it depends
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuchino.. or, a Starbucks FRAPpuchino.. hehe!
Do you Smoke: No: never have, never will!
Do you Swear: Yes, but I "TRY" not to.. :-)
Do you Sing: No.. if I do, it's terrible and I kill people with it.. haha
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, sometimes twice, depending on the activities or tasks I complete during the day
Have you Been in Love: I thought so, but when I think about it now.. not really..
Do you want to go to College: Hell yes! I have been there, but I haven't had the money since I moved from CA to Vegas, so I am hoping to go back soon!
Do you want to get Married: Yes, within 3-5 years from now.. I want children..
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not an egomaniac, but I don't lower my own self-esteem either, others do plenty of that for me! So in short, yeah..
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup.. just did, too!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.. well, Advil.. haha!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ummm.. don't think so..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I had SOME Oreos in an Oreo Shake from Carl's Jr.!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, love it! Well, SOME of it.. hehe
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, unfortunately there are no pools around.. go figure..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, all the time!
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Peacefully and happily, after I do all that I want to do..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Trauma Team Surgeon
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Belize, others..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No preference, but average in height..
Weight: No preference
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good on her..
Number of Drugs I have taken: Wait? Weren't we talking about what I like in a girl? Pfft! Well, I have taken none, and it better be the same for her! :-)
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count..
Number of Piercings: Three
Number of Tattoos: None as of today.. wait until tomorrow..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE
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130 Random Questions
When was the last time you cried?: Honestly, I don't remember..
Have you ever faked sick?: Yes
What was the last lie you said?: Good question..
Have you ever cried during a movie?: Umm.. probably..
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: Katherine Heigl
Have you ever danced in the rain?: Not exactly danced, but I did play in it.. hehe!
Have you ever been drunk?: No
Have you ever tried tried drugs?: No
Do you smoke?: No
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: No comment..
What is your full name?: Joseph
What is your blood-type?: I don't know.. I guess that's a bad answer, huh?
Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yes.. several.. thankfully none were very serious in any way, shape, or form..
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: 5th grade
Who was your first kiss?: I'll just put initials.. DG
Have you ever had an .. relationship?: Yes
Have you ever had phone-sex?: No comment.. ::wink::
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: No
What is your favourite sport to play?: Volleyball, soccer, baseball, tennis..
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: All the time!
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: Yes
What's your favourite childhood memory?: Being a child.. not having responsibilities I have now and being able to do nothing when I wanted to..
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: No
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Trauma Team Surgeon
What is your political persuassion?: D
Have you ever had cybersex?: LOL.. no
Do you believe in g-d?: Yes and He believes in me!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Attraction at first sight, yeah..
Do you believe in karma?: Yes!
Who was your first crush?: Kimberly P...
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: ____... :-P
How would you describe yourself?: Fun, outgoing, responsible, witty, charming, intelligent..
What are you afraid of?: Honestly, I don't know..
Are you religious?: A little bit..
What does your screen name mean?: Nothing much, I got it from the movie "Hackers" because I liked it..
What person do you trust the most?: Myself.. :-P
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: DG
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: That I was sexy.. LOL
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: All sorts of stupid things, but I don't really let it bother me..
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: I don't want to remember it.. hehe
What is your greatest strength?: My ability to overcome the past and look toward the future is what I was told..
What is your greatest weakness?: Being too helpful to others and then being taken advantage of..
What is your perfect pizza?: Pepperoni
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: WHY?!
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: I don't want to do ___ tomorrow!
What college do you want to go to?: Harvard Medical University
Do you get along with your family?: Yes
Do you play any instruments?: Used to..
What kind of music do you like?: All kinds.. Country, Rock, Alternative, R&B, some Rap, Dance, Techno, etc.
Do you think you're attractive?: Yes
Would you ever get a tattoo?: Hell yeah.. I want some now as it is!
How many piercings do you have?: 3 in left ear, upper cartilage.. I want MORE in various areas, too!
Who makes you laugh?: A lot of people.. mainly stupid people..
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: Good question.. can't narrow it down to just one individual though..
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yes
Do you have a celebrity crush?: Plenty of them!
What is one thing scientists should invent?: A cure for the common cold and several of today's main diseases and deadly conditions (i.e. cancers)..
Have you ever broken a bone?: No.. ::knocks on wood::
What happens after you die?: You live..
Do you watch or read the news?: Both
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: Punk-Prep.. LoL
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: Yeah
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: Christopher Alexander or Alexander Christopher.. :-D
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: N/A
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: N/A
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Yes
Have you ever played strip poker?: Not poker, but other games.. hehe
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: I have.. but I don't like to..
What do you want your friends to think about you?: Whatever they want.. just depends on whether they want me to think good or bad things about them in return.. ;-)
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: There's too many to label that way..
HAve you ever bitten someone?: No
When's your birthday?: January 28th, 1986
Have you ever stolen anything?: LOL.. the most recent item was an accident..
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: Yes, why not try?
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: Holy crap.. A LOT!
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: N/A
Do you remember your dreams?: Most of them..
Have you ever been in love?: Thought so..
Are you a morning person or a night person?: Night!
Do you have any phobias?: Probably..
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: There's always something mean I do to someone.. ;-P
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: Not for myself.. ::knocks on wood::
How many screen names do you have?: Umm.. a lot.. I only use 2-3 of them most often..
Do any medical problems run in your family?: Yeah.. plenty run in the family, but I only currently have one that's not all that major..
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: Oh yeah.. talk about Italians!
Have you ever had a nightmare?: Yes
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: Friends
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: Of course.. ::hint hint::
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: No.. especially not here.. LOL
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: All the time!!
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No
Have you ever written a love letter?: Yes
Have you ever attempted suicide?: No
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Mostly boxers, but sometimes at work in the winter it gets below 30 degrees and I like to wear boxer-briefs during those times..
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: Yeah
Do you have any hidden talents?: Yes.. wanna see?!
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: What would you LIKE to know?
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: Hmm.. I don't think there is one.. try me..
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: Both
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: Right now, myself.. LOL
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: Nobody in specific.. someone I haven't talked to in a while that just calls out of the blue..
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: If the circumstances were right..
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: People from work
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: No
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: American.. it's what I know best!
Have you ever gotten detention?: Yes
How do you vent your anger?: I get through it
Have you ever been on a diet?: No
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: Yes to both
Is your best friend a virgin?: No
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: That I was dating an employee lower than me and that she was pregnant with my baby.. I love it though!
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: Hehe.. no comment..
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: I don't know..
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: I don't know.. not very many people to ANYTHING for me to begin with..
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: No
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: Yes
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: Thought about it, but thoughts are just that..
Have you ever hated someone?: Yes
Do you prefer talking on the phone or ..?: Either or..
Do you consider yourself popular?: Yes
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: Yes, always do..
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: Yes
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: A FRIEND, yes..
What is your favourite book?: Anne Rice novels and others..
Do you have a collection of anything?: Yes: books, CDs, DVDs, Sarah Michelle Gellar stuff, various celebrity stuff, etc..
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: Yes, but I still yearn for more..
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: Probably..
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: A college graduate in an actual rewarding career somewhere along the lines of what I would like to be in 10 years.. :-)
Are you happy with the life you have?: Currently, not fully but I am working on improving it..
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You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
You Are 70% Extrovert, 30% Introvert
You are quite outgoing You are a social connector - you know a ton of people While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence
You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things. Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments. You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it. You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle. You would make a great doctor, scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You are 94% Aquarius
How much do you match your zodiac sign?.. You are suave.
You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire.
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My Interests

I am an extreme thrill seeker and I love Six Flags Magic Mountain and all other theme parks and zoos in Southern California.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Rachel Ray,Katherine Heigl,Angelina Jolie,Rhona Mitra.. YUM!,Julia RobertsKelly Carlson

Music:

Hmm.. I can tolerate pretty much any music, but I do have favorites. My favorites are rock, punk, metal, alternative, and, yes, country. Some of my favorite bands, groups, and artists include: Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Martina McBride, Blaine Larson, Tim McGraw, Jo Dee Messina, Trisha Yearwood, Garth Brooks, Lonestar, Josh Turner, Marilyn Manson, Thrice, Julie Roberts, Gretchen Wilson, No Doubt, Big & Rich, Sherrié Austin, Atreyu, Snow Patrol, Blake Shelton, Aaron Lines, Keith Urban, Incubus, Kenny Chesney, The Distillers, Craig Morgan, Rascal Flatts, Crossfade, Alison Krauss, Sugarcult, Mudvayne, The Killers, The Donnas, Kittie, Marilyn Manson, Godsmack, Three Days Grace, Chevelle, Senses Fail, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Spineshank, Tool, Static-X, Tsunami Bomb, Sublime, Dashboard Confessional, Nirvana, The Bravery, A Static Lullaby, Scissor Sisters, KoRn, Blink-182, Matchbook Romance, Interpol, Thursday, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Orgy, The Used, Dixie Chicks, Lacuna Coil, The Deftones, Garbage, Brooks & Dunn, The Horrorpops, Rascal Flatts, Sara Evans, Lee Ann Womack, Kylie Minogue, Montgomery Gentry, My Chemical Romance, Michael Bublé, Little Big Town, The Distillers, Garbage, Rodney Atkins, Jessica Andrews, and many others of different genres.I made this playlist at MyFlashFetish.com .
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Movies:

My all-time favorite movie genre is horror. My life would be mediocre and bland without horror. Comedy and action are other favorites. Even though they are cheesy as hell, the Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Halloween series' are awesome. The Shining (original version), GoodFellas, Taking Lives, Interview With the Vampire, Resident Evil, The Goonies, Encino Man, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queen of the Damned, Liar Liar, Freeway, Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Rings series, Cruel Intentions, Simply Irresistable, X-Men, X2, Finding Nemo, Stigmata, The Amityville Horror, etc.

Television:

Trauma: Life in the ER, The Critical Hour, 30-Minute Meals, Paula's Home Cooking, Everyday Italian, Medium, Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, Barefoot Contessa, DIRT, Alias, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (ONLY the Las Vegas one, the original one, the other two are cheap knock-offs and I find them less entertaining and for the most part, boring!), Lost, MadTV, Saturday Night Live, Medium, Forensic Files, How to Boil Water, Food 911, Grey's Anatomy, GhostHunters, Spooked, quite a few others, but I really don't get to watch that much television, so most of these shows I just tune in when I have the time (namely the Food Network shows).

Books:

All-time favorites Anne Rice, John Grisham, John Sandford, and Stephen King. Some Dean Koontz, Lois Duncan, and several others. Dante's Inferno. A Midsummer Night's Dream is possibly my favorite Shakespearean play, along with Julius Ceasar and a few others. I read so many novels that I cannot seem to remember any of them.

Heroes:

Which Food Network chef are you?
EVOO ... that's Extra Virgin Olive Oil
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