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James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man

I LOVE VEGAS!!!

About Me

Cute, funny and intelligent. I have a quirky sense of humor and I enjoy hanging with people with quirky senses of humor. I love chillin' being philosophical with friends who can think past their own idiosyncrasies. If I sound conceited, I'm not. I'm 2 good 4 that!

My Interests

So many things interest me. I love writing poetry, singing karaoke (quite well, I might add) and occasionally dressing up in funny clothes and talking funny 2 people who spend money 2 see me do that. Did I mention Improv comedy... I should, I like that.
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 25%

Kissing Skill Level - 38%

Cudding Skill Level - 30%

Sex Skill Level - 53%

Why They Love You You have a way with words.
Why They Hate You You kiss better than them.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't afraid to have fun, socialize or have inane discussions about the consistent humor monkeys provide. Also Prince fam, hip hop hedz, romantics, poets, creative spirits and party animals! BUT PLEASE MESSAGE ME B4 U ADD ME.

Music:

PRINCE, Eminem, PRINCE, Prince related artists, from there it gets pretty general. I love all music and can find at least ONE song in any genre that doesn't make me want 2 hurl.

Movies:

Man, if U know me, U know how long this list would actually be. Top 5 in no particular order... Chicago, Batman, Purple Rain, Willy Wonka, Princess Bride. (list subject to change on a whim)!

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park and after that it's all about anything 80's... especially those VH1 specials.

Books:

Anything by Douglas Adams, Dean Koontz, and whatever is hot that has people amazed. Oh and I like the Harry Potter series and anything that makes me feel young and excites the child within or awakens the thinker!

Heroes:

My parents, my friends, myself

My Blog

HELP ME AND THE SJB AND FREAKSHOW GET ON MTV!!

VOTE!!!!!! Then Copy and post this out please!!!!   Help the Swinging Johnson Brothers and Freakshow Entertainment win the spoof contest for the MTV Movie Awards. The Movie is called "SAWdust" It...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

Unconditional

In this world of strangeness we seek out those who enable us 2 deal enable us 2 feel enable us to be real with the feelings we have the feelings that drive our beings that make us crazy make us bitter...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

What I feel!

I feel like dancing! I want 2 dance the night away!
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Curiousity

I want to know what people want to know about me openly and honestly and this is anything (past, present, future, spiritual, intellectual or sexual). I'm just curious if anyone even thinks someth...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'll be celebrating at the Rustic tonight. Feel free 2 join me if u can or r willing!   HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

WHOSE LINE BLUES

Videoed you last weekend doing the Whose Line Blues, and Angry Frenchman posted it to his youtube account. Here's a link to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWn5SUxRWgQ Sorry about the shaky cam. I...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Retirement Party

RETIREMENT PARTY   When: December 16, 2006 @ 4 p.m. Where: 7195 Mission Grove Pkwy. Riverside, CA 92506 R.S.V.P. 909-241-2280   Don't fret, dear family and friends, I am not retiring. But so...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

PASSION

PASSION   AS SWEAT DRIPS SOFTLY DOWN YOUR BACK I CARESS YOUR RELAXED SHOULDERS TURN YOU TO FACE ME AND WE KISS ELONGATED AND EXCITING FIERCE AND DEEP OUR TONGUES DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF PASSION &nb...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST

DOUBLE HITTER: TWO BROKEN HEARTS/WHAT'S THE USE

TWO BROKEN HEARTSOUR TIME TOGETHER HAS COME TO A CLOSEAND WE ARE BOTH IN PAIN AT THE ENDBUT WE DECIDED THE DEPARTURE HAD TO COMESO FARE-THEE-WELL MY LOVING FRIENDWE MADE LOVE TO EACH OTHER LIKE NO ONE...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

1 from a woman's perspective: TRIAL BY FIRE

TRIAL BY FIRESTRATEGY AND HONESTY DON'T ALWAYS GO TOGETHERYOUR PLANS HAVE COME TO THE GLARING FOREFRONTYOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND TO HER YOU REPEATEDLYING IS THE MOST DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL STUNTI THOUG...
Posted by James AKA Big Sexy AKA Candle Man on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST