Johnson Profiles
2X
Johnson
Double the pleasure,
tripple the chuz
Big
Sexy Johnson
I put Ketchup
on my Ketchup.
Clipper
Johnson
I probably hate
you.
Dick Johnson
Oh, that's nice!
Dictator
Johnson
Bang, Bang take
off your pants!
Magic
Stick Johnson
Balls Deep!! To
the Clown-Nose!!!
Juan Johnson
MyPimpHand
(YourPimpHand)2
Moondoggie Johnson
Just happy to be
on the outside.
Strangling Jack Johnson
Fear the Plankton!!!
all type a ill shit
Folks! Not People, not homies, not buds, or fellas, or dudes, chicks, friends or compadres, but folks.
Tu Pac, Creadence Clearwater Revival, Enya, The Gorillaz, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, Orbital, Ray Charles, Mr. Scruff, Barry White, 3rd Eye Blind, Sheryl Crow, Big L, Lone Star, The Who, Bag Pipe Music, Massive Attack, Ice Cube, Ben Folds Five, Biggy, Five for Fighting, Elvis Presley, The Dust Brothers, Primus, Kanye West, Mya, The Kotton Mouth Kings, Sumi Jo, Eminem, The Beatles, Weird Al, Bob Marley, the Swinging Johnson Brothers, the Killers, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Sinatra, Ludacris, Jack Johnson, Sublime, Outkast, Richard Cheese, Missy Eliott, Gnarles Barkley, Shania Twain, Johnny Cash, NWA, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Shirly Manson, The Doors, Oh Hell, EVERYTHING!
These are some of the movies and games I've been in with the world famous Swinging Johnson Brothers. I act and sound different in every one, so just look for the tall guy.
Oddly enough non-fiction about film business or comedy.
Dave "Silky Johnson" Chapelle, The T-Rex, Superman, Bleeding Gums Murphy, George Carlin, Batman, Timpleton, Rip Tourne, Rip Talor, Jack the Ripper, The band that originally sang, "Come on Eilene," Johny Depp, White Castle, your mother, Huggy Bear, Paris Hilton, Hellen Keller, Bat-Boy, Osama Bin Hidin', Hugh Hephner, Bruce Lee, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Jerky Boys, Jerkin it (yes, I mean jaggelin off), Mr. Tamborine Man and of course his tamborine. whoever gets to do it in the DAMMIT HOLE!