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About Me

Enter the Turzman / Turzman Message Board Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same, to conquer was his big goal. So he built his great empire and slaughtered his own kind. Then he died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind..Enter the Turzman Turzman Message Board "Surrounded by assasins..."
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My Interests

Enter the Turzman Turzman Message Board"Go sell your crazy somewhere else, we're fully stocked here."------------- Novels, film, sharks, sports, Star Trek and pizza.

I'd like to meet:

Not you, but your cute friend. --- Enter the Turzman / Turzman Message Board Inspector Kemp is a lot smaller than I thought. Billy Barty is about as small as I thought.

Music:

Billy Joel (stop laughing, you fucks. Joel kicks ASS!!!) Wombat Love, Wally & the Wild Ones, Double Euphoric (pronounced W 4-IC), various songs from the swing era (Sing, Sing, Sing with a mutha-fuckin' Swing!) The list goes on and on.

Movies:

JAWS, Raiders of the Lost Ark, almost anything with pretty women, sharks, monsters, zombies or any combination thereof. Up and Coming Fluffers 92 is a classic. The list goes on and on. "By Grabthar's Hammer... what a mySpace!"

Television:

Star Trek, Sopranos, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, MASH, The Odd Couple, Barney Miller. ESPN (which SportsCenter do you watch?) The list goes on and on. "You're my only friend." "For the love of Surak, who farted???"

Books:

JAWS, MEG, Harry Potter 3, The Loch, Jurassic Park, The Illustrated Guide to Pizza. The list goes on and on.

Heroes:

Bruce the mechanical shark, R.P. McMurphy.

My Blog

A Poem

I like me I think I'm swell. Disagree? Well, Go to Hell.
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

Doo Doo: An Analysis

Can anyone find it? All I've found is this(among others!)THE GHOST POO The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. THE CLEAN POO The kind where y...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST

Stagnancy Really Grinds My Gears

I have not blogged since we wrapped "OADASN" and I don't know why. I guess I haven't been inspired. If I have any regular readers, maybe you can tell me why. Sorry.
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST

"On a Dark and Stormy Night: A Reflection"

by Mike Tursi Principal photography is done. The wrap party was last night. It's over, except for post-production. I am empty inside, and I didn't expect it to be so. Well, not completely empt...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

Grimm Reaper

Here are the opening titles to a motion picture I did about two years ago.Unfortunately due to internal strife, this picture was never completed (it shut down right after principal photography & j...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:26:00 PST

Holy Cow, Scooter’s Gone

You all may not appreciate Phil Rizzuto like I do, but I grew up listening to him call Yankee games on WPIX, New York channel 11. At 5 foot, 6 inches, he played the game like a raging beast, and had ...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

Adopt a Great White Shark

And you get a chance to name a Great White, too. If I get a female, I'm gonna name her "Ladybruce." If it's a boy, I think I'll go with "Mike." I read about this in today's LA Times, sport...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST

Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca

How does one say, "Warning: spoilers" in German? Never mind... It always baffled me; the gall that movie producers have sometimes. Specifically, those that produced Shark Movies after Jaws...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:37:00 PST

David Chase Really Grinds My Gears

Anybody else see that Sopranos debacle/fianle this week? My Christ, the only bigger letdown in the history of entertainment is George "ToyBoy" Lucas and Crapisodes I, II & III. David Chase a...
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

Free Paris Hilton

That's right. I said it. Free Paris and send her my way.
Posted by Turzman: The Revenge on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST