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chris

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I will start with a shameless plug - chicagoallstars.com - sports and collectables, if youre looking for a rare item or just some baseball cards, leave me a message.When not hosting wine and cheese parties I am drawn to the bra section of the Sears catalog. Its just more sexy than some (I stress some) of the pornography out there.My favorite color is light tan and my favorite animal is puppies.Im a go getter, and when Im not, I tend to be lazy.I think Miller Lite is the best beer, screw those fancy robust bodied syrupy beers...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will make my page layout look cool, I tried to spice it up and it still looks like this. Friendly friends. Girls that like to create "Kodak moments". The Justice League. Aristocrats. Brown nosers. The inventor of windpants. Scooby Doo. John McCain. Playboy centerfolds that arent turned off by traffic. The General Lee. Brian Rowe on the internet.

My Blog

Sled Kings

Burt and Mac are the Sled Kings. The two avid sledders and their gang reign as champions at Elm Hill Tobaggin’ Resort Cattage and Barn. Their extravagant lifestyles paired with their supreme int...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:47:00 GMT

Dropping loads on a set of discounted jugs

FYI - I usually do not look at prices when Im at Dominicks. No matter what Im going to get my milk, bag of sugar and other items on a weekly basis. But while parusing the laundry detergent aisle, I wa...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:58:00 GMT

Nancy Pelosi

As a citzen and patriot, I have nothing but respect for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Her bosoming polital career garners my admiration as well as her ability to nurture a nat...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:53:00 GMT

Ogre and Bugar

After taking the proper amount of time to consider all aspects, I believe the creators of Revenge of the Nerds made a fatal flaw in not developing the characters of Ogre and Bugar more prominantly. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:06:00 GMT

Now thats what I call marine biology

English marine experts have laid their hands on an octopus that's missing two of its own: a six-limbed creature that they have dubbed 'hexapus.'Ordinarily, octopodes have eight arms and legs. And shou...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Dont blame Santa for PMS

NBC Today reported this morning that not only do people have stress during the holidays, but our beloved pets suffer from it too. Between the decorations strewn about familiar territory and guests inv...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:31:00 GMT

some beat to a different drummer

I started taking drum lessons a few months ago and Ill admit Ive been having difficulting picking it up, especially the consistency needed in keeping a beat. My instructor says that Im missing somethi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:49:00 GMT

My balls are in a sling

I was bending over and I felt something, something wrong and painful. Yes, my balls fell to the ground. I was in my shed bending over to pick up a rake and the shelf above holding my basketballs ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:48:00 GMT

Prediction for the Music Industry

With the increase of music downloads, I am predicting that music artists will no longer release cd's that contain multiple songs, with the exception of artsy fartsy bands doing conceptual work. Instea...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:27:00 GMT

Giant Dinosaurs

As you know, a new species of giant dinosaurs were recently discovered, and it raises the age old question, would they make good pets? I believe that any pet owner would really have to prepare for the...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:36:00 GMT