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Raku TheNarrator

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a pessimist, just a realist. But 'real life' is like photography

About Me

Hell is full of mutha fuckaz with good intentions. So the real question is, what cha' gon' DO? Don't talk about it... BE about it! 'Cause if ya' always runnin' ya' mouth... that's probly ALL ya' runnin'! So shut the fuck up! Money talks, and bullshit walks... so git ta' steppin' mufucka!

My Interests

I love to fight, but I fight to love... although (in my humble opinion) 'love' is often overrated, and 'like' is greatly underestimated. Consequently, I love me some 'like'!

I'd like to meet:

1 Well let's see now, if I was stranded on a desert island, I guess I'd like to meet Noah (of Noah's ark). It might take him like, 40 years to build a boat, but I figure there's never been a more structurally sound vessel in the history of man (to have survived a worldwide DELUGE and all)! I probly would've said the 'White', I mean the 'Wright' brothers, but I don't fly. Them shits ain't nowhere near as dependable as an ARK!2 If this was like, 2000 years ago, I'd liked to have met Jesus 'cause from what I hear, he was quite the 'miracle performer'. I mean, David Blain and David Copperfield ain't got jack on curing the sick, healing the blind, and resurrecting dead folks... then throwin' a party and gettin' tipsy wit' all of 'em (on the water you just turned into wine)! Hell, P Diddy can't even throw a party THAT live!3 Hmm, if this was like, 100 years ago, I think it would be nice to have met Harriet Tubman. 'Cause she (if anybody) would have been the one to help get my black ass to the north! Plus (like I always say), I love a bitch who's down for the 'just cause'... and not down 'just cause'! And yeah, I know my ass is technically 'high yella', but (for some reason) 'high yella ass' just don't roll off the tongue... quite the way 'black ass' does!4 I think I'd like to spend about 5 minutes with ole' George Dubya', just to see if he's really as fuckin' stupid in person as he is on screen!5 I think I'd like to meet Michael Jackson, just to see if he's really as fuckin' hideous in person as he is on screen!6 I think I'd also like to meet J-Lo, just to ask her why on earth she would allow the influence of Hollywood, and this 'western society' to convince her that she's better off without her number one co-star... that ASS!7 I'd like to meet Janet Jackson, so I could ask her the same damn question!8 I think I'd like to meet Bill Clinton, to ask him what it was like being the first 'black president'. And why did he choose the 'oral', I mean the 'oval' office as the main spot to 'clear his head'?9 I wish I could have rolled with Malcom X, so I could have warned him about them bitchified, traitor ass niggaz that were plottin' and schemin' on him!10 And last but not least, I wish I could have met my dad, before he met my mom, so I could have kicked his fuckin' ass for even thinkin' about tryin' to get with her... 'cause his punk ass didn't deserve her! But then, I guess I wouldn't be here choppin' it up wit' chall right now either though... now would I?

Music:

REAL music... not this BULLSHIT pollutin' the airwaves nowadaze

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Resovoir Dogs, Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, Minority Report, The Butterfly Affect, The Island, The Matrix, The Patriot, Braveheart, The God Father, Usual Suspects, Heat, Scarface, King of New York, New Jack City, The Man In the Iron Mask, Three Muskateers, The Terminator (1 and 2), Predator (one), Passenger 57, Blade, Foxy Brown, Coach Carter, Ray, ET, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Pink Panther (with Peter Sellers), The Jerk, Spaceballs, What about Bob?, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Princess Bride, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Time To Die, Die Hard (all three), Indiana Jones (all three), Back to the future (1 and 2), Star Wars (all six), Everything by Alfred Hitchcock, Basically, anything thought out and well written, with an intriguing story line, a consistant plot, and of course good acting. Fuck a 'high-budget' blockbuster, full of expensive computer generated special effects to compensate for some non-creative, un-imaginative (bullshit ass) dialogue! And I just gotta' say it (white folks)... what in THE hell is so funny about NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE?! I (literally) had to walk out on it... TWICE!

Television:

24, Boston Legal (Cap'n Kirk is a mufucka in that shit)! Comic View, Cops (wildest police chase videos), Court TV, Judge Mathis, The Discovery channel, Bill Maher, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, The American Idol (rejects), and Sanford and Son (re-runs).

Books:

You must not have got the memo... niggaz don't read no mo'! We pretty much stopped tryin' right when they legalized it! That's why the best place to hide somethin' from a nigga, is in a book! Damn shame ain't it? Nah seriously though, some (a select few) of us actually still read;) Some of my personal favorites are 'The Dictionary' (by some white boy named Webster), 'Why should white guys have all the fun?' (auto-biography of Reginald Lewis, 1st black billionaire) 'Miseducation of the Negro' (Carter Woodson), 'Introduction to African Civilization' (John G. Jacks), 'Exploring the Myth' (Anthony Morrison), 'Africans who wrote the bible' (John H. Clark) 'Stolen Legacy' (George James), 'Message to the grassroot speech' (Malcom X),'Grown ass man' (Cedric the Entertainer), 'Life and Def', (Russel Simmons), anything by Issac Asimov (science fiction genius) and 'Proverbs' by Jehovah (Almighty creator)... as translated by King Solomon.

Heroes:

Jehovah, Jesus, my mama, both grandmamas, uncle David (on my mama's side), Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Malcom X, Martin Luther King Jr, Nelson Mandela, Ghandi, Ray 'Charles' Robinson, Muhammed Ali, Jesse Owens, Melvin Van Peebles, Harry Belafonte, Danny Glover, Gil Scott Heron, Redd Foxx, and Jimmy Hoffa, to name a few. Oh, and did I say... ME? Basically, anyone who has beat the odds and overcome the struggle... (without fuckin' anybody over in the process)! Well, lemme' rephrase that... without fuckin' over anybody (who didn't have it comin' to 'em)!

My Blog

MESSTROGEN

I just wanna' know why every woman in the western world, claims to be victimized as the number one object of every other woman's hate, envy, jealousy and animosity? Every female I know, has few (if an...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:53:00 PST

READERS DIGRESS pt. 1

As many of y'all know, I'm Raku The Narrator, and sometimes (without warning) I feel the obssessive compulsive desire to get some shit off my chest. And well, quite frankly, today I'd like to address ...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

PRAY OR PREY (the remix)

I understand that nowadays, any dialog about politics or religion is considered taboo and off limits. But Raku The Narrator ain't never been one to bite his tongue, and I've got some shit to get off m...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST

'Change' is good?

Fellas, you ever notice how the ladies of myspace have to change their freakin'' default pic like, EVERY OTHER DAY?! I mean damn! It's one thing to take 4 hours to get ready to go to the club (only to...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

HOW UNSURE OF YOUR MANHOOD ARE YOU?

From: Raku TheNarratorDate: Aug 13, 2007 3:32 PMAngela Yee (from the satellite radio station SHADE 45) posted a blog which posed this question;Is it ok for a guy to say another guy is cute? Or do you ...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

BLACK IS WACK... SINCE WHEN?!

As sad as it is to say... this is a note I was compelled to send to a young, lost soul who has the nerve to proudly proclaim that no EXTRA BLACK guys need apply! Ain't that some shit?! Holla' if ya' f...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

who's nastier... men or women?

You ever notice how it's perfectly acceptable for women to take the liberty to reach into a bowl (grabbing a handful of chips, pretzels or fruit) with their bare hands? But the minute a guy does it, w...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST

If you could be the opposite sex for a day... what would you do?

I came across this question on one of my friend's blog, and the following commentary was my response (please feel free to leave your 2 cents): Hmm& quite the interesting question you pose there my you...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

I'd like to thank...

1 my mother, for teaching me the 'golden' rule: "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you"2 my father, for teaching me the 'platinum' rule: "Due unto others BEFORE they do unto you" and finally,3...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

shoot the 'shit' for brains

Is it just me, or does it seem like the myspace advertisers are runnin' out of creative ways to grab our attention? I mean first there was the whole "(for a free trip to your back yard) Whose grill is...
Posted by Raku TheNarrator on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST