Why is it....(part 3) |
...that I have to "needle in a hay stack" 3 pages of my OWN pictures.....stalk my DAMNED self......jus to find the "new pic comment"?.....I don't know HTML but.....theres gotta be a better way.....and... Posted by BIGMike on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST |
Careful....ya might learn somethin |
So I met this attractive girl the other night.....and after about 20 minutes of some light conversation....our conversation turned sexual....so I explained to her that I'm celibate.....she goes really... Posted by BIGMike on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST |
The proverbial "It" |
Its goin down!!!!!!.....is it tho?.....is it REALLY goin down?..............how do you know if I want IT goin down?......maybe I want it comin up.......Get it Poppin!!!!.......what makes ya think I wa... Posted by BIGMike on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST |
Have you ever......(part 1) |
..........signed onto MySpace......entered your username and password.....then glanced at tha "cool new people"....and you see the HOTTEST gurl with 3 of tha hottest friends you ever seen?.....and wha... Posted by BIGMike on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Or how bout.......(part 2) |
......as your login in.....you look down at tha "cool new people"......and you see 2 pictures of a hot chick with her friends...........so you ennie meenie minie moe to figure which 1 your gonna click... Posted by BIGMike on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST |
No Bike for Mike |
I dont know much about bikes...but I do know 1 thing...they bring tha ladies outACTUALLY I know 2 things...thats 1 and the 2nd thing is..........MIGHT wanna ride A bike....any bike...before buying a H... Posted by BIGMike on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:19:00 PST |