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The Mayor of Gravytown

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patric
Birthday: Dec 26
Birthplace: Trenton Michigan
Current Location: downriver
Eye Color: caramel
Hair Color: shaved bean
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: a mess
The Shoes You Wore Today: GBX boots
Your Weakness: a nice hiney
Your Fears: an unnice hiney
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat-meat-meat. If I want veggies I'll order salad, and that would have meat too!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make it to the end of it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "stop bothering me or I'm calling the cops" Well that's what I get sent the most anyway
Thoughts First Waking Up: is there a tag on my toe?
Your Best Physical Feature: depends on who you ask
Your Bedtime: shortly after the pepper spray takes effect
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi of course, it's the choice of my generation
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK baby- I associate with that creepy King dude
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: beer...oops, sorry I was on a roll. Sometimes I smoke when I drink (beer)
Do you Swear: only when I'm mad...or happy, I guess
Do you Sing: sure, wanna hear me? I'm too sexy for my shirt....
Do you Shower Daily: at least, who the hell doesn't? Gross
Have you Been in Love: once, we had this Haitian house boy....let's not get into that though.
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: nope...wait, what? Of course I do, don't you?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Abso-fuckin-lutley, don't you?
Are you a Health Freak: no, just a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents: I might if I knew who they were...orphan ya know, grew up stealin' wallets in the subway, that old chestnut
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes I do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rubbing or ethanol?
In the past month have you Smoked: be more specific please
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure, looking for a date (see above question)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope-I'm a Chips Ahoy boy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but I chewed on a raw beaver
In the past month have you been on Stage: sure, the world is a stage, baby
In the past month have you been Dumped: gotta be picked up first
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: certainly- with my pack- Troop 217
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the innocence of my pack- Troop 217
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Beaten up while drunk, teasing & shoplifting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: less tormented
What country would you most like to Visit: Grammar? (see that's a rap reference, it's a song, by Nelly..nevermind)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: glassy from the alcohol
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: some
Weight: a little
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of I have taken: what the fuck is this??
Number of CDs I own: couple hundred I guess. Wanna buy them...cheap
Number of Piercings: three
Number of Tattoos: 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one..........joining MySpace!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My Interests

Hanging with my son, Riding my Harley, hours spent on Limewire downloading song after song after song, DIY stuff, Break & YouTube, Hanging at my house up north, outdoor stuff and well some indoor stuff too I guess.

I'd like to meet:

O&A, R&F, ESD, Kyser Soze, Anyone who could make me rich, rock stars, movie stars, TV stars, local heros, military folks, good people, nice people, happy people...no SHINY happy people, fun people............oh ya The Woman of My Dreams!...

Music:

My music is an ecletic, mood induced, hodge podge running the gammit from Portishead to Johnny Cash. It would be easy to say what i don't like....boy bands stuff & opera. Anything else I can find a use for. Blah, blah, blah...do you really care???...

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Silverado, 40yr Old Virgin, Kevin Smith movies, Farrelly Bros movies, Caddyshack, Anchorman (Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!), Jack Ryan movies, Shawshank, Peckinpah flicks, Superbad, Grandmas Boy, Cohen Brothers films, Two girls and a cup, :) (just checking to see if your paying attention)

Television:

Fucking Dexter rocks, John From Cincinnati, Deadwood, Entourage, Frank TV, Dirty Jobs, Human Weapon, actually any Discovery Channel stuff, Military Channel, ESPN & other sports stuff, all the Law & Order/CSI/Cop shows(comes with the job, I guess), Little Mosque on the Prarie (on CBC), NBC's Thursday night line up, hell with cable the way it is it's just to hard to list everything....

Books:

Crime novels, self help (cause we can all use some), autobiographies of interesting, important people. The Conscience of a Conservative by Barry Goldwater, Slouching Towards Gomorrah by Robert Bork, Good Cops, Bad Verdict by Larry Nevers and of course HAPPY ENDINGS, THE TALES OF A MEATY BREASTED ZILCH by Jim Norton.

Heroes:

Opie & Anthony, Ron Bennington, Keyser Soze, Jonas Salk, Lil' Jimmy Norton, Patrice Oneal, EastSide Dave, The afore mentioned Dexter Morgan, that 13yr old that hooked up with the smoking hot teacher in Florida...just to name a few. And Don Imus!! CLICK HERE FOR ALL YOUR LEGAL NEEDS.

My Blog

New page song...

Who doesn't love a little Social D???????   Let me rephrase that....if you don't love a little Social D you should just leave my page now, there no way we can get along!       &nbs...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:58:00 PST

The Wonderful State Trooper Stafford!!!!

Update-  I just realized I never updated this post. Well let's just say it didn't go as well as hoped the first time through. But what this ass clown didn't realize is that I'm not your ordinary ...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

my page song updates

Edited July 4th 10:08pm- Time to show a local band some love.   Edited June 11th 5:30pm- Choose this because of something funny at the bar yesterday. I still say it wasn't the band!   Edite...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST

Waking up Dead??

Waking up Dead??    Wow that was weird. By 'that' I mean this morning. Well it all started last night&.. I recently gutted my main floor bathroom; you know the whole 'keep things fresh' ideo...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Nightmare in Gravytown

OMG!!!! Nightmare in Gravytown!!!   So they open this new Coney Island at the end of my cul-de-sac (fancy name for a dead end street) yesterday. Flippin' Sweet as my buddy Napoleon would sa...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

RIP Frankie Lane

Yes last week we lost a great one- Frankie Lane. Try and tell me you don't know the words to Rawhide, just try it partner...and I'll call you a low down, good for nothing, yellow belly, huckleber...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST

Gravytown Woes.........

Holy shit! Man starting a town ain't as easy as I thought it'd be. First of all- when did they outlaw 'squatting'? I mean Tom Cruise & that Kidman chick just did it a few years back, right? Just b...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Welcome to Gravytown!!!

So my good friend and fellow fatass, Pablito, and I concocted this brilliant plan over a couple Southern Boy omelets at Ram's Horn the other morning.   We're going to start a new city called- Gra...
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

PUNKY BREWSTER IS MY FRIEND!!!!

AH-HA top that common folk!!! Now if I can only get Tootie............    
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

New song....

Well I'm still waiting for the sexy dame that's gonna Fly Me to the Moon, so I figured I'd just drop a hint. See ya later you kooky cats!  
Posted by The Mayor of Gravytown on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:43:00 PST