A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen

About Me

Thats RIGHT, I am the funniest, most brillant, and handsome man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

You'll NEVER find ANYBODY on God's blue, brown, and green highlighted Earth like me. I'm on a totally different level. My silence alone is tremendously more important, valueable, and/or entertaining than what ANYBODY at ANYTIME could be telling you. Believe it.

My style is so laid back, cool, and magnetic that at times I dont think its fair to others. I can go to a fine restaurant and look the maitre d' straight in the I eye and not flinch. I walk with a Player's stride, talk with a Mack's smoothness, and have the confidence of a veteran Pimp. Believe it.

And besides all that, Im'm the most MODEST and HUMBLE person you'll ever meet. Believe it.

I'm Charles Patrick Plaine, Holla at me if you can prove your value. ...

My Interests

MMA, MMA, MMA, Monster Energy Drinks, and Jager Bombs

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor. If you DON'T understand my humor, go fuck yourself with an unlubricated oak tree stump. If you cant take or deliver a good joke, piss off. I dont have time for boring people....
Click HERE to see what I mean by "HUMOR"

Music:

Hip Hop and CUNTry Western

Movies:

Dont watch many movies...My ADD won't allow it

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show, Conan O' Brien,

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

TMZ!!! I AM FAMOUS, REPORT ON ME

Fuck, my super sweet pic is ALL over the WORLD including Break.com and Pyzam.com and TMZ havent reported shit about me. Look at where I am ... Will Pimp You For Cash - Clumsy Crooks ..TR> Jul...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:11:00 PST

"...Did you know I once had my WHOLE fist in that n|&&@’s ass..."

A few months ago I got this call from an unknown number. I let the call go to my voicemail because it could be a call from a slut telling me I am a father. I don't need that. The mystery caller left a...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:02:00 PST

New RomoShops...FUNNY PICS!!!!!!!

You know the Deal...I take MMA fighter and photoshop them like crazy... Original pic: RomoShops: Random RomoShop: Original p...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

I have a REALLY good blog coming up next week...

This is a filler blog...Sorry. But my next blog is going to be a FUCKIN good one. I am just to lazy to type it right now. But stay tuned. Its going to be fuckin great... Photoshop pics: ...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST

STOP THE SELF PITY...YOU DONT HAVE IT BAD

So you think you have it bad? HA! You don't have it bad...the KOOL-AID MAN had it bad. Imagine going to the doctor EVERY week because you think blood is in your urine. Come to find out that its Kool-...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:16:00 PST

Crank That Soldier Boy: Superman Dat OOOOhhhhh!!!!!!!!

CRANK THAT SOLDIER BOY is a huge hit and a retarded song. The dance makes it even more autistic. I would have pretend the song didn't exist if it wasn't for ONE line in the song......
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

Your KING will be BACK SOON

Sorry for the absence. I will return next week with some kick ass blogs. I am talking about blogs that involve: Tanks, Condors on leashes, Butterfly doors, King Koopa, Rhinoplasty with polka dot spac...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST

Anderson Silva: Another MMA PhotoShop Blog

This is a pic of Anderson Silva AFTER he KO'ed future Hall of Famer, Carlos Newton. This is an old pic but was recently voted one of the best ALL TIME MMA pics at mmafighting.net but the folks...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

Stop being a P*ssy LADIES

Hard Nipples aren't embarrassing. Why do women try to cover hard nipples? Men like them and other women understand. So who are women embarrassed by for having hard Nipsy Russells? Who...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

FREDDY JASON MEYERS went from Elm St. to Crystal Lake on Halloween

I never understood why people LOVE scary movies. Paying 10-15 bucks to be scared seems mildly retarded to me. Then to top it off, people are highly disappointed if they're not shitting their pants. It...
Posted by A Jager Bomb Waiting to Happen on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST