Joke of the day Husbands |
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally ...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST |
Have as many as you like |
Have as many as you like
A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Smith. He rings the doorbell and Mrs. Smith appears. "Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST |
The truth about dad |
The truth about dad
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy,...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:55:00 PST |
To be a kid again |
To be a kid again
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!" "Race issu...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST |
How well do you know me? |
Singles - MySpace Quiz by QuibbloMy son - MySpace Quiz by QuibbloBeatboxing - MySpace Quiz by QuibbloMyspace Navigator - MySpace Quiz by QuibbloHip Hop - MySpace Quiz by QuibbloWhat is your Instant Me...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:01:00 PST |
When you gotta go - i know i know..lmao |
When you gotta go
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very ne...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST |
DON’T TAKE ME IF I DON’T WANT TO GO (lmao) |
DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on ...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:54:00 PST |
How To Spot A Married Man On A Dating Website |
Source: View
MINNEAPOLIS (Wireless Flash) -- Single women may worry about getting screwed over by a married man if they try an online dating service, but they don't have to.
According to Michael Las...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST |
One-armed thief caught again "lmao" |
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One-armed thief caught again
Source Dave's Daily..>..>
A car thief with just one arm has been jailed for the seventeenth time in Bulgaria after he was spotted trying to force open a car door...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:53:00 PST |
One-Liners... Be careful of your breasts |
One-Liners...If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've nevertried before!One-Liners...You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and i talk back
For years 'n years they...
Posted by Shwana Words of Wisdom on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST |
