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Cool Hair Club

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

This is the coolest club ever. Comprised only of a hand-selected few cool enough to join the ranks of coolness. Only the VERY coolest hair is allowed here. We don't want those pussy sell-outs who wont get the exxxtra chunky layers for fear that they 'won't be able to get a job'. FUCK THEM. MY HAIR IS ME. IT'S A PART OF WHO I AM AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I HAVE TO SACRIFICE A PART OF MYSELF FOR THE FUCKING MAN!

My Interests

Keeping the Cool Hair Club cool.And Guys... Just cus you love the hair products and want to look like some anime character or Beck don't mean youre queer in the head! Hey its just the big 'thing' now, right? hahaha! Like cocaine in the seventies!!! hahaha!

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Reznick, Jon Bon Jovi, Ben Stiller, Ashton Kutcher, Pink, Gwen Stefani, Andre 3000, Mr. T., Jarvis Cocker, Bret Anderson, Mary J. Blige, and so many more...

Music:

The White Stripes, The Strokes, Tortoise, Neutral Milk Hotel, Air, Serge Gainesborge, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, The Hives, Blur, Pulp, Beck, Outkast, Nick Cave, Joy Division

Movies:

Hair

Television:

Television is part of George W.'s Evil War Machine. But when I do watch it at my friends house I like that paris hilton show, and also ambush makeover, and extreme makeover, and queer eye for the straight guys, and the anna nicole show...

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Blahblah, The Wind up Bird Chronicles, Survivor, something by Chomskey

Heroes:

Cher, Diana Ross, Divine, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Hedwig, Edward Scissorhands, RuPaul, etc