I like to go to random concerts and talk to people I don't know. I love New Orleans, but I firmly believe that Gasparilla is far superior to Mardi Gras, which will probably get me tarred and feathered one day.
I don't sleep nearly as much as I should. I live on sandwiches, delivery food, and lemonade. I have no tattoos and no piercings. No, not even my ears.
I have decided that it is necessary to start one of those hardcore screamo rah rah rah rah bands to which all the kids who won't get off my lawn are listening nowadays. It will be called Stabbed to Death by Ghosts. Because, with a few very notable and enjoyable exceptions, every band in this category sounds the same, our entire album will consist of various samples of other bands thrown together. Clearly, we are guaranteed success.
In my spare time, I enjoy driving through rainforests in massive SUVs that get five miles per gallon (highway) while setting fires and clubbing baby seals with croquet mallets.
I think business cards are spectacular; if you have them, give me a bunch.
I like horror movies and video games, especially first-person shooters and Soul Calibur.
I also like books. Especially those of the science fiction variety. I greatly enjoy the works of Philip K. Dick .
{aim. eaux snap}Check out this company, and let us know if you need help with booking.
