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gravity eyelids

Sugar, Spice, & Genocide.

About Me

I am the most sarcastic person I know. I'm a huge smartass and I just can't help it. I can be mean and hurtful at times, but it's just my way of saying I love you. Now fuck off.

My Awesome Kid!!



My Interests

Spending time with my beautiful son JOEL, singing, writing, live music, popcorn, pajamas, sharp/shiny objects, shopping, bdsm, reading, killing people, sparkles, fuzzy slippers, philosophy, babies, glitter, blowing shit up, puppies, kitties, British accents, broccoli, dandelions, Jay & Silent Bob, bazookas, knee-high socks, sleeping, body modifications, cannibalism, fluffy pillows, Stewie, psychology, spontaneity, scented candles, smoothies, sarcasm, laughing, rainbows, violence, jellybeans, stand up comedy, serial killers, kisses, cheese, sneezing on people's faces, cherries, stickers, bubble gum, wreaking havoc, farts, teddy bears, setting stuff on fire, bowling, Tetris, movies, virgins, Christmas caroling, your mom, your boyfriend,

I'd like to meet:

-- Other musicians / artists / writers / etc.
-- Other movie and music enthusiasts
-- People who have a good sense of humor
-- Anyone who is capable of an intellectually stimulating conversation

**READ BEFORE ADDING ME**
DISCLAIMER:

I know I kick ass and the urge to add me to your list is probably pretty much uncontrollable at this point. However, before you do so, please know and understand the following:
1. We must have at least one thing in common.
2. You should NOT be someone who posts an absurd amount of ridiculous bulletins, (i.e.: chain letters ant etc.) I will just end up deleting you anyway.
3. I do NOT want to hook up with you.
4. I reserve the right to deny your request if your profile happens to annoy me in any way - (i.e.: obnoxious tacky illegible layouts, multiple audio or video files playing at once, yOu tYpE LikE thIS / make no attempt to use proper spelling and grammar, or if I just plain think you suck for whatever reason).
5. I reserve the right to approve your friendship on a "temporary" or "trial" basis, in which case you are given the chance to prove to me that you are not a complete fucktard. During this time if any part of said disclaimer is violated then you shall be deleted without warning.



Music:

Acid Bath. Agents of Oblivion. The Beatles. Beck. Blackfield. Black Sabbath. The Bloodhound Gang. Cake. Carcass. The Cranberries. Death. The Deftones. The Dillinger Escape Plan. Dio. Dog Fashion Disco. The Doors. Faith No More. Filter. Iron Maiden. Katatonia. Killswitch Engage. Korn. Lacuna Coil. Lamb of God. Led Zeppelin. Marilyn Manson. Megadeth. Muse. Alanis Morissette. Nevermore. Nine Inch Nails. Nirvana. Nothingface. Opeth. Ozzy. Pink Floyd. Porcupine Tree. The Postal Service. Queensryche. Radiohead. REM. Savatage. Slayer. Soilwork. Spineshank. Tears for Fears. Tenacious D. U2. Vision of Disorder. Weezer.

Movies:

Almost Famous. American Beauty. Being John Malkovich. Better Off Dead. The Big Lebowski. Blue Velvet. Clerks. Dirty Work. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Eraserhead. Fight Club. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Half Baked. High Fidelity. Identity. Inland Empire. Jacob's Ladder. Lost Highway. Lost in Translation. Memento. Mulholland Drive. Napoleon Dynamite. Office Space. Pulp Fiction. Requiem for a Dream. School of Rock. Stand By Me. Suicide Kings. Super Troopers. The Sure Thing. Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. Vanilla Sky. Wayne's World. What Dreams May Come. Wild At Heart.

Television:

Arrested Development. The Colbert Report. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Full House. Lucky Louie. Mr Show. Ned & Stacey. The Office. Twin Peaks.

Books:

Amusing Ourselves to Death. Catcher in the Rye. Choke. The Diary of Laura Palmer. High Fidelity. How to be Good. I am America (and so can You!) Invisible Monsters. Nothing's Sacred. Requiem for a Dream. The Road Less Traveled. Steppenwolf. White Oleander.

Heroes:



My Blog

Hell. Yes.

Arrested Development, 2009  ...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:15:00 PST

The Antipodes

There is nothing more fucking infuriating than needing assistance with your bank account, credit card account, or pretty much anything that requires you to call a "customer service representative", on...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:24:00 PST

Im just gonna go ahead and start offing people now.

Please read this in its entirety you assholes.  I used to post blogs and get like 60 comments on them.  Don't even pretend like you didn't click on this.  I will hunt you down.  It...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:33:00 PST

Balls.

Add my music page, and all of your wildest dreams* will come true**. www.myspace.com/rockassrock   *Wild dreams limited to: Butter Pecan Ice Cream, Frolicking Through a Meadow, Sunny D, and Finge...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST

Pug Luv

I've been Pugged....
Posted by gravity eyelids on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:04:00 PST

I Will NOT Be Microchipped!

RFID Chips - (Radio-Frequency Identification) - the government will manipulate us into thinking we need to be microchipped to filter out terriorism and to protect ourselves. What they are really doin...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

to be...or not to be...

Have I changed completely? Am I a realist now? I used to be such a hopeless romantic. Over time, I've allowed my heart to become hardened. I don't think I could ever let myself love again after th...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

Finally.

After a year and a half, I finally have my own PC up and running again.  Not only that, but things are starting to come together for me.  I'm finally a full-time student, and my financial s...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Anal

I am terrible. I never write anymore. I hate not having a computer. So, I decided I am going to blog even if I have nothing to blog about. Even if there's nothing remotely interesting going on in...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:23:00 PST

Your Mom's a Mom.

So I guess it's about time for one of these.  I have to apologize to the readers of my blog who would regularly look forward to the continual postings containing my typical arbitrary rants about ...
Posted by gravity eyelids on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST