My Awesome Kid!!
My Awesome Kid!!
Spending time with my beautiful son JOEL, singing, writing, live music, popcorn, pajamas, sharp/shiny objects, shopping, bdsm, reading, killing people, sparkles, fuzzy slippers, philosophy, babies, glitter, blowing shit up, puppies, kitties, British accents, broccoli, dandelions, Jay & Silent Bob, bazookas, knee-high socks, sleeping, body modifications, cannibalism, fluffy pillows, Stewie, psychology, spontaneity, scented candles, smoothies, sarcasm, laughing, rainbows, violence, jellybeans, stand up comedy, serial killers, kisses, cheese, sneezing on people's faces, cherries, stickers, bubble gum, wreaking havoc, farts, teddy bears, setting stuff on fire, bowling, Tetris, movies, virgins, Christmas caroling, your mom, your boyfriend,
-- Other musicians / artists / writers / etc.
-- Other movie and music enthusiasts
-- People who have a good sense of humor
-- Anyone who is capable of an intellectually stimulating conversation
**READ BEFORE ADDING ME**
DISCLAIMER:
I know I kick ass and the urge to add me to your list is probably pretty much uncontrollable at this point. However, before you do so, please know and understand the following:
1. We must have at least one thing in common.
2. You should NOT be someone who posts an absurd amount of ridiculous bulletins, (i.e.: chain letters ant etc.) I will just end up deleting you anyway.
3. I do NOT want to hook up with you.
4. I reserve the right to deny your request if your profile happens to annoy me in any way - (i.e.: obnoxious tacky illegible layouts, multiple audio or video files playing at once, yOu tYpE LikE thIS / make no attempt to use proper spelling and grammar, or if I just plain think you suck for whatever reason).
5. I reserve the right to approve your friendship on a "temporary" or "trial" basis, in which case you are given the chance to prove to me that you are not a complete fucktard. During this time if any part of said disclaimer is violated then you shall be deleted without warning.
Acid Bath. Agents of Oblivion. The Beatles. Beck. Blackfield. Black Sabbath. The Bloodhound Gang. Cake. Carcass. The Cranberries. Death. The Deftones. The Dillinger Escape Plan. Dio. Dog Fashion Disco. The Doors. Faith No More. Filter. Iron Maiden. Katatonia. Killswitch Engage. Korn. Lacuna Coil. Lamb of God. Led Zeppelin. Marilyn Manson. Megadeth. Muse. Alanis Morissette. Nevermore. Nine Inch Nails. Nirvana. Nothingface. Opeth. Ozzy. Pink Floyd. Porcupine Tree. The Postal Service. Queensryche. Radiohead. REM. Savatage. Slayer. Soilwork. Spineshank. Tears for Fears. Tenacious D. U2. Vision of Disorder. Weezer.
Almost Famous. American Beauty. Being John Malkovich. Better Off Dead. The Big Lebowski. Blue Velvet. Clerks. Dirty Work. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Eraserhead. Fight Club. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Half Baked. High Fidelity. Identity. Inland Empire. Jacob's Ladder. Lost Highway. Lost in Translation. Memento. Mulholland Drive. Napoleon Dynamite. Office Space. Pulp Fiction. Requiem for a Dream. School of Rock. Stand By Me. Suicide Kings. Super Troopers. The Sure Thing. Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. Vanilla Sky. Wayne's World. What Dreams May Come. Wild At Heart.
Arrested Development. The Colbert Report. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Full House. Lucky Louie. Mr Show. Ned & Stacey. The Office. Twin Peaks.
Amusing Ourselves to Death. Catcher in the Rye. Choke. The Diary of Laura Palmer. High Fidelity. How to be Good. I am America (and so can You!) Invisible Monsters. Nothing's Sacred. Requiem for a Dream. The Road Less Traveled. Steppenwolf. White Oleander.