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rebs♡

a new class of trash

About Me

first and foremost, i love my sarcastic, hilarious, round-headed, eyebrow-raisin', irrational ass fiance!

it must also be clarified that i love this guy:

My Interests

matt ♥

my toy fox terriers ♥

gettin' pierced ♥

tattoos, pharmaceuticals, painting my nails, taking pictures, diet mountain dew (!!!), halloween, horror, gore, metal, and shopping on ebay (it's addicting).
oh, and i LOVE boris vallejo.

I'd like to meet:

girls. that i can hang out with. no white trash, plz.
and...
belladonna -- ♥ DON'T WANT TO MEET:

- conceited bitches, i can't stand jake asses who let myspace get to their heads.. yeah okay, just so you know we all have 300+ friends on here. you're not hot shit, this is a fucking computer.
- white trash/hillbillies/etc.. we've all got a little bumpkin in us but if your percentage is higher than the national average then i have no desire to associate with you.
- liars. no, i'm not holier than thou. we all lie, k. HOWEVER if you are a loser who tells lies about other people to make yourself look better, you are one of the most supreme types of shit on this earth.
- anyone who is a fucktard in general. i.e. you deleted me for your girlfriend, but does she realize that half of the girls on your friends list are girls that you cheated on me with? i think she'd be more threatened by the girls who stole you away than some lame ex of yours who you cheated on every chance you got, don't you? something tells me that she wouldn't want them on your list either.. call it a hunch. way to be, idiot.
- guys in general.. i'm engaged and not looking to meet new dudes on MYSPACE. if i know you through a friend or knew you already in real life then obviously we're cool. :) HOWEVER, if you request an add despite this being in my profile, you fall under the fucktard category, so either way you're screwed. :)
more to be added later as there are always new types of people added to my list of dislikes!

Music:

metal, hard shit, loud shit.. angry shit. :)
and sad songs!! GOOD sad songs. honorable mentions: 80's (corny rap, bad pop, big hair bands) and uhh.. anything GOOD. :)
and britney. :)

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR CHRIS, YO.

Movies:

HORROR and DRAMA.. i like gore and sad stuff.

..doesn't everyone?

Television:

here is what i tivo:
america's next top model
miami ink
forensic files
i also love television shoes from the 80's/my childhood. i miss these:
silver spoons
punky brewster
perfect strangers
mr. belvedere
you can't do that on television
saved by the bell
and i like to watch these if i have time:
re-runs of unsolved mysteries
older episodes of mad tv (with loraine!)
random shit on the history channel
old gameshows on the gameshow network

Books:

i read true crime like nobody's business. if it didn't really happen, i probably don't want to read about it. of course, there are exceptions to every rule.
some examples of awesome true crime were given to me on my 22nd birthday by booba, including: maniac in the bushes, they died crawling, the corpse in the cellar, and the killer in the attic. all are true crime books covering past murders and disasters in the cleveland area.

Heroes:


bald headed britney spears, THAT SHIT IS HOT!!!
the king,

i fucking

love him.

and, whoever made this graphic, owns my world:

also, if you know what this is, then you fucking rock:
"the girl in the mini skirt has bad taste because that shirt dont match.. there's a pudding stain on the back. what the fuck is that? it might be DOO DOO!!!"

My Blog

sadness... [edited]

anyone else who knows dave, please read my most recent bulletin, or just message me if you cannot locate it. i'm very sad. :(P.S. sorry, i really should have clarified but i figured everyone knows th...
Posted by rebs on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

my beloved baby!

i am not joking. i love him. pure and simple. the other guy (in the second video) is pretty sweet, too.check out the audition: and check him and the friend he made at american idol...
Posted by rebs on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

life soundtrack

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?Here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type th...
Posted by rebs on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

my aural modification fascination

so there are a ton of you that i want to show my new piercings to.. so instead of emailing all of you here with the same picture i figured i'd just post a blog. :)i went with lindsey to pain hate pai...
Posted by rebs on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

six fucked up things about yours truly! [EDITED!]

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by rebs on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST

waiting..

a few people have asked me about how my doctor's appointment went (the one that i mentioned in my most recent blog before this) so i figured i would post an update to fill anyone else in who may be cu...
Posted by rebs on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

i'm so excited! I'M SO SCARED! (saved by the bell reference, assholes)

well folks, it's been a while since i have graced you all with the spectacular spendlor of a blog from yours truly. i feel it necessary now to tell you all how excited i am for upcoming events!first ...
Posted by rebs on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

let me just say..

i think you're ugly, tacky, and.. jake.lying about someone else to make yourself look better is so FOURTEEN. i know you're still insanely young and immature, but really.. grow up already. and if it...
Posted by rebs on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

THIS is my pissed off face!

what, did you think that the title was some sort of deep ass segway into some bitchy blog? :)
Posted by rebs on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:27:00 PST

and that makes you my bitch

i FINALLY saw hostel this weekend.i fucking LOVED IT. here's a video of various clips from the movie, with some shitty disturbed song playing.. SPOILER ALERT! so if you ain't seen it, or wanna be s...
Posted by rebs on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST