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Planet of the Grapes

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About Me


Wait. What?

"Setting a new precedent." - Socrates' water boy
Alternately called a "creative group" or "multimedia company," at least for now, Planet of the Grapes is something never quite seen before, offering several distinct projects that all come from the same small group of people. It's something like a band that doesn't only play music, an artistic company that delivers new content weekly on its site but is still much more than a site.
"It's a way of life, maaaaaaaaaan."- Michelangelo
(1st person shift)
We're just doing all the things we've always done, but now publicly. Sure a certain flamboyant and absurd spirit runs throughout much of what you'll see and hear from Planet of the Grapes, but then again, some things aren't necessarily so light-hearted. And like conversations, or sex, it's better with two or more people. We want to share and commune here, get in the dialogue of these times we're in. So that's why we crawled out of our bedrooms to bring you this.
"Searching for truth is like riding an ox in search of an ox." -Zen proverb
There's no middle man here, there's no one image here, so it may seem contradictory and erratic for those of you who prefer Fergie and Michael Bay movies in your Fruit Loops. But whether expressed or not, people possess a lot of different energies and moods and contradictions, and personality is dynamic. And we think some people still know truth when they smell it.
"This shit stinks"-- FDR
Current Projects
New content added Tuesdays. Most recent songs and radio clips rotated into the audio player on this page. Check our site for the full catalog of material.
Nuclear O'Reilly is POTG's resident music production team. All songs are produced and recorded by Nuclear O'Reilly. Songs are also written and performed by them unless another artist is specified. Their music is a never-before-heard blend of hip hop and electronic music. They have a flair for the flamboyant and absurd but take on any mood and subject that strikes. Songs available for streaming and downloading.
POTG RADIO (Segments & full episodes added first and third Tues. of month)
With 80s film star Willow on board as the show's producer, hosts Deaze Beans, Yahdderman, and U.B. Jackson enjoy using the clearest, most advanced phone system in the world. They navigate and mediate through an array of arguments, advice, politics, self-promotion, romance, and more from the strange callers and guests who populate the POTG Radio airwaves. Downloads and Podcasts are available.
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T-SHIRTS (2 new shirts added fourth Tues. of month)
Buy Planet of the Grapes T-Shirts now!
BATHROOM REVIEWS (New reviews weekly. Video slideshow added fourth Tues. of month)
What many are calling the Zagat's Survey for bathrooms. Each entry provides pictures and a stylized review of publicly accessible bathrooms in New York City. A forum on the Planet of the Grapes home page allows users to post their own reviews and pics. The site also features write-ups of San Francisco bathroom reviews. A video podcast slideshow serving as a monthly digest for the NYC reviews is also available, narrated by guest POTG Radio characters. Find us on YouTube or our iTunes Podcast .
Find all this and more on the Planet of the Grapes website:
www.planetofthegrapes.com

You are...

THE THIRD FRY KID!!!


You don't look for trouble, but often it finds you. "I had nothing better to do" is your mantra/alibi/confession. You enjoy wearing sneakers and little else and have been accused of Peter Pan syndrome, hedonism, and voting Libertarian. You consider Total cereal to be gourmet food and exclusively use bar soap.
Take the survey at: PlanetoftheGrapes.com!
The Bathroom Review Vidcast, May 2008

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/27/2005
Band Website: planetofthegrapes.com
Influences: God's G-spot
Sounds Like: Depending on what day of the week it is:

-A porn soundtrack scored by Mozart
-The sun melting into a dixie cup
-Re-runs of the Big Bang on cable
-Every leader of each major religion waking up hung over in bed with each other
Record Label: Planet of the Grapes
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Dan Smith Strikes Back!

www.planetofthegrapes.com Music, Comedy Radio, Shirts, Bathroom Reviews, Videos, Writings, and now...Dan Smith's Support!Welcome to the Jungle, Shameless self-promotion can work, people.Dan Smith,...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:35:00 PST

Luigi is Everywhere

Children, Our next party, featuring the return of Long Island Poets djing,is Friday June 20. This, coincidentally, is right around thebirthdays of Jared and Brad, an extra reason to come celebra...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:04:00 PST

Fly!

http://www.planetofthegrapes.com Music, Comedy Radio, Shirts, BathroomReviews, Videos, Writings, ThronesWhy do you think you cannot do whatever it is you want to do?, We're sooo good at salutations...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:00:00 PST

Yes: Videos

Do It:  As we're working on feature Hollywood films (not a joke) Planet of the Grapes is also amassing a collection of short videos, you know, those things that are slowly replacing all other fo...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

Piglet and the Next Party

Live Free or Die, So far in April, a new POTG Radio show has premiered, featuringPiglet of Winnie the Pooh fame having it out with the Pilsbury Dough Boy, and also the return ofBarney the dinosaur a...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:43:00 PST

April NYC Party Announcement- 1 Year Anniversary!

House Party Liberation FrontFriday 4/25 9pmBasement of St. Mary's Church (yes, a very cool church that has parties there all the time)521 West 126th Street btwn. Amsterdam and BroadwayA, B, C, D, or 1...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

Short & Sweet, Like You Like It

http://www.planetofthegrapes.com Music, Comedy Radio, Shirts, BathroomReviews, Writings, Unicorns Bathing in RainbowsHappy Spring (Technically),Did you know that the highway to the sun was paved by Fo...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

Closer to the Muppets

http://www.planetofthegrapes.com Music, Comedy Radio, Shirts, BathroomReviews, Writings, Soda BreadWe Bring Gifts from the Orient,This month we continue the progression of the Planet of the Grapesmusi...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:36:00 PST

Jetsetting in the Bronx

Moving ever onward, We have a new page documenting the events we've had. If you were atany of our parties you may have your picture on the page. If youperformed at or contributed artistically to the l...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Bombs Away!

http://www.planetofthegrapes.com Music, POTG Radio, T-Shirts, BathroomReviews, Writings, WigsYessir, Every so often a new paradigm emerges in the POTG universe after oneof the gods mistakenly drips ke...
Posted by Planet of the Grapes on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST