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About Me

If you don't know me by now you will never ever ever know me...Ooooooohoohoohoooooh....

My Interests

Lee

I'd like to meet:

A priest, a rabbi, a midget, a blonde, a Chinaman, a ventriloquist, a horse with a sailer's cap, the 1986 Chicago Bears, a duck, and a Pollack. We'd all walk into a bar together, create the funniest joke ever, and we'd teach the world to laugh. Then we'd all kick the shit out of the Pollack.

Music:

I play jams on my jam-box.

Movies:

You're not gonna believe this, but I've never seen a movie. Nope, not one single moving picture show. Ever. I know!

Television:

Television is one of my favorite bands.

Books:

Reading is for jerks. People should watch more T.V.

Heroes:

I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me. Yoko and me. And that's reality.

My Blog

Rules of Imbibement

I like to drink. You like to drink. We all like drinking&sometimes to excess. If we...
Posted by Violator on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Star Power

I think we all know by now that celebrities are just like us. US Weekly has pointed it out over and over next to pictures of Cher sans make-up (woof!) or Toby Maguire digging out a wedgie ...
Posted by Violator on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

Furnace List

So my friends started this thing called The Furnace List. Basically you pick three people that you want to throw into a furnace. But there are rules...no one obvious like George W. or Carr...
Posted by Violator on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

The Lonesome Death of Hattie Viola

So they've finally driven me to suicide. The Yankees, the biggest and baddest team around face the reeling Tigers and not only lose, but get embarrassed in every concievable way, then limp out of Detr...
Posted by Violator on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST