Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

About Me

Married... With Blogren!

"What will you say? What will you do?"
"Oh - I don't know." Eliot's sorrow and exhaustion dropped away for a moment as he became enchanted by the problem. A birdy smile played over his lips. "Go over to her shack, I guess. Sprinkle some water on the babies, say 'Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - :
"'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'"

My Interests

sax solos in rock songs, gentlemen's pipes, futuristic societies, mythical creatures, Lisa Frank, hobo livin' and hand-claps (*clap-clap!*).

I'd like to meet:

'Nuff said.

Any of the lesser ogres of this earth would make this kitten the hambone in their pea soup. Not me. If God has a birth mark, I think it looks a little something like this special little lady.

Music:

The Clash, Xiu Xiu, Randy Newman, the Shins, Porter Wagoner, Meat Puppets, Of Montreal, Neil Young, Suicide, Billy Bragg, Toots and the Maytals, fIREHOSE, Iron and Wine, Magnolia Electric Co., Rancid, Tom Petty, Gorilla Biscuits, Led Zeppelin, Little Wings, Band of Horses, K, anticon., XTC.

Married... With Blogren! .

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Road Warrior, LA Confidential

Television:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Shield, Arrested Development, Wonder Years, Upright Citizens Brigade, Oz, The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Books:

Crazy From the Heat, Saga of the Swamp Thing, Transmetropolitan

Heroes:

Captain America and George Washington Carver.

My Blog

puddle of pudd.

Why does the dude from Smallville look like David Hasselhoff and Rob Lowe's baby? But I suppose that could be the folks at the WB's idea of Superman. Believe it or not, I've never...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:33:00 PST

Blogren!

Married... with Blogren! is my new blog. It's a music blog. It's about LA, and it's sometimes going to be about other stuff. I had only done 2 posts in the first 3 months of it's existance, which in t...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:41:00 PST

K-Fed is the Captain of THIS Dreamboat!!!

1. Name? Live Free, or Josh Hard, dummy!2. What color is your bra? you show me yours, and I'll show you mine ;)3. Do you straighten your hair everyday? sha! I wish! frizzy city!4. Do you worry about t...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

Add'l bloglettes.

I posted the first official posting upon my other blog: MARRIED... With Blogren. I think that one will stay pretty much exclusively musical in nature, perhaps even professional. May start a cale...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

dingdong!

Jerry Falwell's dead, and I can't say I'm bummed. You know what I say?? PIZZA PARTY!!!! *thanks, Lewis, for the killer Tee. ...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

gah jeez!

So apparently Jay-Z may have been in a planecrash. No one is commenting. However, some folks are commenting on the worst Marvel movie yet: Spider-Man 3. Well, I can't say that (well...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

Home Beard Destruction, Day 1.

I stood there, in front of the mirror, clippers buzzing, stripped to the waist (except for a T-shirt. so "ska"-ratch that last one, I guess), facing Man's Greatest Dilemma: should I shave, or should ...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

Because you deserve it.

My clock-o-blog was wrong. it read "12:08 AM," rather than the customary "PM," in the grand tradition of noonish time notations. Someone find out what the AM/PM part of writing out the tim...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

Your plans for tomorrow.

Oh, anyone who values their e-friendships with me, you'll do exactly as I say. Vote tomorrow (that's Tuesday, November 7, 2006). That is all. Oh, and if you need to know the answers to any of ...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

"Biscuit Power," or "A Change In Birthday Plans," by Joshua P. Briggs

awwWWWGorilla Biscuits in yer fuckin'HEY! For the dozen of you decent enough to know what I'm talking about, you may have also heard that the GORILLA BISCUITS (the band that is better than your face o...
Posted by Indiana Josh and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:12:00 PST