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Kentucky Fried Children

Canada'a best punk band in history

About Me

Hey people, this is a profile of Calgary's best, drunkest and funniest band ever. The years spanned from 1994 till pat went to rehab for the 20th time around 2001. Dwayne Wallace, Dennis Komili, Sam Wood, Blake Mcandless, Jordan Taylor, Randy Romance, Tony The Butcher, LLoydrock the Heartbreaker, Jason Kilby, and I'm sure a few I've forgotten. Those were amazing times, some very surreal moments. Like one of the many full blown riots at our gigs... uhhh ok, you losers are skinheads, WE GET IT! The time the band went to get paid after a show in Vancouer and the band owed the bar money cause I drank all our pay!.). I got pretty ouuta control towards the end and most of my bandmates think I'm an asshole. I am. Thanks for all the memories and good times. We didn't even know we were a punk band, not like now where everything is pre assembelled and you get your dick pierced at the mall, we had fun, hope you did too. This is just a way for fans of the band to get the music, reunions are gay, so hope ya enjoy the punk rock! "Pat Rae was a punk rock icon on a level I've never witnessed!" said Calgary's own Bobby Torpedo. " Pat had an energy, like a madman on stage, which I alway's tried to emulate, but coul;d never master!" He laughs. Another little known fact is that Pat actually started Chixdiggit and wrote the first 2 albums . He won't take credit for it as Pat is very very humble and quiet. His favorite claim to fame is teching Corey Martins of Helvis how to play drums.... and guitar........ "Pat is a teacher, a lover..... a friend!" say's Calgarys own Tegan and Sarah. Pat is your hero. He knows......SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Also I don't send out spreads or whatever for friends, I pick y'all personally cause I think you'll dig the rock and roll. So if you add my little band thanx a bunch, and rock ooooout with yer cock ouuuut!!! ! N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N..

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Member Since: 11/23/2005
Band Website: myspace.... fuckers!
Band Members: none
Influences: Angry Samoans to fucking Zipgun
Sounds Like: What you wished your band sounded like
Record Label: universal
Type of Label: Major

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if anyone gots any requests, i can hook ya up
Posted by Kentucky Fried Children on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

New old KFC songs are up for digging into yer youth!

right on, it only took 13 years to get some music out, not bad for a bunch of drunk teenagers! A c ouple of these songs are live, maybe only down by the river, I really can't remember recording most o...
Posted by Kentucky Fried Children on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST

I enjoy telling fibbs

Hah, lots of the stuff in the band history is lies! The only truth is that we rule!
Posted by Kentucky Fried Children on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

songs on this page

two lighters is a new song done with my band The Honkytonk Hookers, I wanna live in the woods was recorded in I think 1993 0r 94 coulda been 92, I was a real waste case back then but in any case, that...
Posted by Kentucky Fried Children on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST