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TURDZILLA !

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Battle of the Zombie Cats" Movie trailer-with Special appearance by TURDZILLA !

The music video for RUIN YOUR DAY Watch it here

My Interests


Ringing the church tower bells every hour, lurking in the shadows, causing fear in the hearts of the human herd, playing Kerplunk with human skulls, investigating ant hills with my tongue

I'd like to meet:

IMPORTANT NOTICE: World War Three starts soon!VH1 Reality Band Soulcracker and TURDZILLA
Owen Wilson suicide pic- Therapy Buddy his only hopeThe only thing that can save a spoiled suicidal movie star millionaire is a cuddly toy -- Therapy Buddy!"Everything is going to be alright." Click here for a video about the Therapy Buddy-does it prevent or cause suicides?French Maid Cinnajen teaches you how to play bass to TURDZILLA tune FLESH MACHINEfrench maids

Buy my perfume!
I'm stopping the friend hook ups at 666. At that point i will start throwing friends away to let the new ones in. The discarded will usually be some self promoting band from a state shaped like a square. I only keep 50 comments as no one will see anymore than that anyway. Paris Hilton was the first to sign and I want her comment on the front page. Go ahead and leave a comment! I let new comments ride for a month then only keep the exceptional. So post comments and sign up as my friend, I'll sort it out later, just do your thing.

Music:


ROOT BOY SLIM, CRACK THE SKY, Green Jello, Slipknot, Green Jelly, Presidents of the United States, Turdzilla, Stone Sober, Spinal tap, William Huang, Alice Cooper, Nirvana, Samsara, Spastic Toaster,Root Boy Slim, Iron Butterfly, gg alin, Weezer, Crack Whores of Amerikkka, The Epileptics, Rush, strawberry alarm clock, Red Delicious, Right Said fred, Marx brothers, Steve miller Band, Little Feat, Blue Man Group, The three stooges, Blues Brothers, Lemmings, Cheech and Chong, Jack Black, the residents, Broken Boner, Hop Skotch salute, Ream of paper, Suzie mcneil, Dick trickle, white witch, fat boy slim, humble pie, crosby, blowfish, Puckered Sphincter, Jewel, Pink, Bug eyed bastards, System of the Down, Quiet riot, Rod stewart, Attica, the kinks, MC5, Captain Beyond, Frank Zappa, Captain beefheart, Commander Cody, Tupac, Wierd Al, Mind Weasel, Radio Face, Spurting fluids, Steelers Wheel, Reverend Billy Wurtz, Sergent Pepper, Sierra, Class Clown, Awful insertion, The price is rice, Holler when you're done, Beyonce, Old dirty Bastard, Run DMC, Captain kangeroo, Third Nipple, The Ripe, Barbie in Bondage, Damn dirty Ape, Burst into Flames, English Channel, Dick Butkiss and the Tight Ends, King Crimson, Dead Kennedys, Bad Company, Molly Hatchet, The silver dragon Band, king Street Pub, kiss, yes, flex, flush, flop, Janis Joplin and the Holding Company, Nazereth, Allen Parsons Project, Nancy Sinatra, Mr. bojangles, Mr. Whipple, Lamb of God, The village people, Kelly Clarkson, Green jelly, green jello, comedy theatre, improv, comedy sportz, ad lib, french maids, animae, Personal Crutch, Mrs. Kravitz, Skinny lenny kravitz, Milk through the nose, Enlarged Opening, Penn and Teller, john belushi, Pee Wee Herman, Mr. Bill, Friendly Frank, Stool pigeon, Prince, Queen Lativa, David Spade, Motivational Speaker, Tidy bowel, flush and forget, fidget, Pain proof rubber girls, Richmond dairy, Gallery 5, Slymenstra, Speckled Pecker, suicide girls, gods girls, maid animae, maid cafe, bruce lee, stan lee, brandon lee, outer limits, muppets, rhen and Stimpy, Go gos, Tenacious D, The folksmen, Sticky Cheeks, Ultra Bait

Movies:

Fight Club, To end all wars, Clockwork Orange, Monsturd, Creature from the Haunted Sea, House of Wax, 13th monkey, Tenacious D-the movie, To End all Wars

Television:


Night Gallery, The Night Stalker, Spin that big stupid wheel, Humiliate yourself for our amusement, Impaled on poles, Infomercials for nasal adapters, Wife Swap, Survivor until they played the race card for ratings

Books:


Fight Club, The Maid Animae coffee table Edition, The stand, The dead zone, How to make things with bones, Confederate Gold at Hollywood Cemetary, Bacon's Vault

Heroes:


Fact: Mr. Whipple, Scrubby Bubbles Fiction: Underdog, Aspirin Girl, Debbie Downer, Mr. Peabody

My Blog

I’m bringing Stinky back!

No need to bring sexy back, it never left.I'm bringing stinky back!...............................[Verse 1] I'm bringing stinky back I reek of bong hits and cigarettesI think you're special but get of...
Posted by TURDZILLA ! on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:13:00 PST

SICKO- Michael Moore movie review

Rent SICKO -Michael Moore Movie in rental now! review.SICKO.Its Michael Moore so right there 50% of the audience had a gut reaction and turned away before they would ever press play on the DVD. Its th...
Posted by TURDZILLA ! on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

What's going on with my cat in the skull cap

Thats not just any kitty, It's CHI queen of the Shebeasts. She sports a red velvet cape and a silver hatchet around her neck. On her head is the skull of her most recent prey a strange mutated carnivo...
Posted by TURDZILLA ! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST