I am Widow Centauri. I live in Hollywood, practice Bikram yoga, perform stand up comedy, write brilliant and hysterical autobiographical prose, and instruct sexuality workshops. I have appeared on a number of national television programs, in international magazines, and unexpectedly for dinner. I am very down to earth, honest, and occasionally easy to work with. I have been trained in improvisation at The Second City and in Creative Writing at Antioch University.I love rubber clothing and corsets – I would love to find a fetishist who wants to keep me clad in such. Public golden showers rock my world – I like public play in general but pissing on a boy in a public place is heavenly! Role Play and Humiliation are specialties of mine. Heavy corporal, cross dressing, body worship, shopping, photo shoots, tease and denial, kinky adventures and extended sessions are all things I enjoy. I have a large collection of electrical toys, fetish wear, shoes, boots, stockings, and vintage lingerie. I also have a seven-foot tall transsexual.I have a 6’5†sleeping cage for overnight slaves.If you are kinky and share my passion for Bikram we will have an awesome time. I have been practicing for four years and I am very good at it. I’m a front row rock star yogini. Books – I read them, I write them. Traveling on private jets. I do not enjoy commercial travel – who does? I will suck it up and travel first class to exotic places but please not beaches – My ivory skin prefers gray rainy places. Entertainment: I enjoy watching documentary films and The League Of Gentlemen. I am a performer – I wrote and star in a one-woman show about my life as a professional dominatrix. I would like to take it to Edinburgh – if you can make this happen for me tell me so in your message. I will respond and move things forward quickly, so don’t BS me.I will be doing a nationwide tour in May and June. I am looking for bookings in Boston, Chicago, Omaha, Denver / Boulder, Salt Lake City, and Reno. If you own or book a theater, night club, church group, kinky organization, cruise ship, or town hall contact me to book If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of An American Dominatrix! So that’s me in a nutshell. Who are you?Yoga – I practice Bikram yoga daily. If you are kinky and share my passion for Bikram we will have an awesome time. I have been practicing for four years and I am very good at it. I’m a front row rock star yogini. Books – I read them, I write them. Traveling on private jets. I do not enjoy commercial travel – who does? I will suck it up and travel first class to exotic places but please not beaches – My ivory skin prefers gray rainy places. Entertainment: I enjoy watching documentary films and The League Of Gentlemen. I am a performer – I wrote and star in a one-woman show about my life as a professional dominatrix. I would like to take it to Edinburgh – if you can make this happen for me tell me so in your message. I will respond and move things forward quickly, so don’t BS me.I will be doing a nationwide tour in May and June. I am looking for bookings in Boston, Chicago, Omaha, Denver / Boulder, Salt Lake City, and Reno. If you own or book a theater, night club, church group, kinky organization, cruise ship, or town hall contact me to book If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of An American Dominatrix! So that’s me in a nutshell. Who are you?
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