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Ula

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About Me

“BETTER THAN THE SHAOLIN MONKS!”—NY Post“BRILLIANT!”—Paul Schaffer, The Late ShowUla, one half of the Pain-Proof Rubber Girls Contortion Duo Extraordinaire, would like to prove to the world that it's possible for a woman to be sweet and feminine, yet dangerous and slightly frightening at the same time. Brought into this strange field of sideshow gone awry by the group Alice and Chains, who hired her for their video "No Excuses", she has since worked everywhere from Alice Tully Hall with Ornette Coleman, to Vienna with "Modern Primitives," to Maxim's Superbowl pary in Detroit. Living her life as a combination of Conan and Flashdance, with a touch of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon mixed in, this internationally acclaimed rocker of the circus world, Big Boot and Cheep sunglasses wearing, Flaming Machete wielding, WOMAN with a Sledgehammer is coming your way in an '89 Chevy High Top Van.Ren-fest geeks beware -- this ain't no juggling act…PAINPROOFRUBBERGIRLS.COM

My Interests

cinderblocks, power tools, rock climbing, rock 'n roll, the Rock, cute puppies, pink flowers, rugby - specifically Chris Capaldi, chevy vans, bass guitars, and playing with fire

I'd like to meet:

David Wells and Woody Allen

Music:

ZZ Top, ACDC, Bang, Black Sabbath, Cactus, Captain Beyond, Celtic Frost, Corrosion of Conformity, Iggy & the Stooges, Dio, Down, Dust, Cactus, Earthride, Bad Religion, Eye Hate God, Fu Man Chu, Gesualdo, Begotten, Hellhammer, High on Fire, Kyuss, Iron Maiden, Lynard Skynard, Mondo Generator, Melvins, Motorhead, Mountain, Obituary, The Obsessed, St Vitus, Pentagram, Winter, Sleep, Corrupted, Verdi

Television:

Top Chef - They have such nice knives!!! I'd lie on Globals if they endorsed me.....

Books:

Thomas Mann - Tonio Kroger, Jim Thompson - Roughneck, Laurence Durrell - Alexandria Quartet, John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy of Dunces, Machiavelli - The Prince, and too many others to list

Heroes:

Lemmy, Slymenstra Hymen, Woody Allen, Einstein, Kembra Phaler, Liz Renay, Thomas Mann, Jim Thompson, Frida Kahlo, William Kalush, Conan the Barbarian, The Road Warrior and Pippy Longstocking