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The Firegod

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

About Me

HMM-MMM...WELL I'M AN EZ GO'N LAID BACK KIND OF GUY THAT IS WAY TOO HARD CORE FOR MY OWN FREAK'N GOOD IS THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT . I FEEL ONE MUST LIVE LIFE OR LIFE WILL CRUSH YOU . I WORK HARD AND I PLAY WAY THE HELL HARDER . I DON'T LIE , CHEAT , OR STEEL , AND JUST WISHED THAT OTHERS WOULD GIVE ME THE SAME FUCK'N RESPECT . YOU FUCK'N ASSHOLES . YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE . ANY WAY ... FRANK HARTMAN THE FIRE GODACTS PERFORMED: Inside Talker (Master of Ceremonies) Fire Eater Sword Swallower Human Blockhead Human Pincushion Master of Magic Escape Artist Bed of Nails Ladder of SwordsPHYSICAL DESCRIPTION Frank is 5' 6", 140 lbs. Born in 1971. Brown hair and eyes. Usually wears black leather costume, also has tuxedo.HAS PERFORMED AT: MUSEUMS AND COLLEGES New York Historical Society, Cincinatti Contemporary Arts Museum, New York University, Fairleigh Dickenson University, C.W. Post, Brooklyn CollegeCLUBS AND CONVENTIONS Expo, The Funhouse, Spy Bar, Hard Rock Cafe, The Metropolis, The Tunnel, Baltimore Convention Center, San Genaro Street Fair, First Night- Providence RIINTERNATIONAL Moscow, Russia- Performer in Residence, Gorky Park San Juan, Puerto Rico for Coors BeerAS SEEN IN "Beloved"- Film featuring Oprah Winfrey and Danny Glover, Strange Universe, The RuPaul Show, Sally Jesse Raphael Show, Murder She Wrote, Public Eye with Bryan Gumbal, The Richard Bey Show, Redman "Rockafella" video, New York Magazine, Esquire, New York Times, Village Voice
I use to be into necrophilia, beastiality, and sadism. Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse

My Interests

paintball, the sideshow, guns, hot women and fast cars what else is there? o ya' money! hmm-mmm... that about does it i think.

I'd like to meet:

hmm-mmm... lets see who i'd like to meet. hell i don't know..! {suprise me} and it best be a good one!

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK , FOLK , PUNK , CLASSICAL , MEATEL , GRUNG ,WELL I COULD FILL THIS HOLE PAGE WITH THIS ONE LIST . BUT WHY ? YOU GOT THE POINT . RIGHT ? O YEAH AND FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC ...

Television:

AS FOR THE TV. I JUST GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA'...{ADULT SWIM} IT'S THE SHIT ! FOR THE MOST PART.

Books:

E.A.POE , HITCH HIKERS GUIGE , SHOCHED & AMAZED ON & OFF THE MIDWAY , THE BOOK OF SUBGENIUS .