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John Threat

John Threat: Music Video Director

About Me

My name is John Threat. I'm a Music Video Director that resides in Brooklyn. I like crafting images that make the young kids dream big.

Here's some random shots from various things I have directed or shot recently:

My Interests

There are two things I haven't figured out yet, one is death and the other is that I used to write for the Daily Show On Comedy Central.. and most Black women who like that show dislike me intensely for some reason, wether I open my mouth or not.. Prehaps the reasons are below:

Hey. I know what I like in a woman.

Permed hair - I like girls whose hair is over-permed so much that it smells like frigging lye. It's preferred if it burns my eyes and flesh when you walk by. That entire natural shit is over-rated. If God meant for you to go natural, he wouldn't have invented Polysorbates and Cocamidopropylamine Oxide.

Tight skirts - I particularly love the ill-fitting short kinds that won't allow you to hide your panties when you sit down. It's best if the panties are that distinctive yellowing gray that comes from old panties that absorb the mammalian waste products excreted by your skin and vagina.

Two-way pagers - You can get it. Nothing says I am a sharing, caring individual that listens and is concerned with the environment and the well being of others than an expensive communication device that glows. Hit me!

High Heels - They go with anything. They aren't just for dresses. Especially Stilettos. They go perfect with tight tapered-off jeans or sweat pants. I really like the way a size 9 squeezes into a 4. How do they do that? I think it's the protruding flesh from stuffing it in that gets us going.

White Deoderant - There is nothing like the pasty white deoderant caked on a thick black mat of hair on girls' underarms. Black and white match! Besides, it's like a social statement that says; "I am woman. I am liberated. I could be French." Clear gels and sprays are overrated and probably carcinogenic.

Smoking – While I myself don't smoke, I find a girl who does smoke well nigh irresistible. I like it when they smoke those baby cigars with a plastic tip on it. It's so classy. I am not sure if it translates to me imagining the woman giving me oral pleasure-- considering last time I looked, my penis (although burning on occasion) is not ignited at the end.

There is nothing more romantic that sitting at home playing Dungeons and Dragons by candlelight. You roll the multi-sided polyhedron dice while the fat on your arms shake and you deliver 50 points of magical damage to my neutral-evil cleric-illusionist dwarf. I then ravage you on the un-mopped soda-stained floor.

I make films for living, and I currently am directing a series that is airing in the UK ( http://www.cellpop.co.uk ) if you want to know more about me for real? Ok check my blog: http://www.jeepbastard.com

My Blog

Two Short interviews Online on John Threat/Dead Prez

John Threat here, as per usual on the verge of doing meth...There is one here at Vibe  Magazines Online Site: Vibe OnlineHere is another shorter more personal one at this directors site:SupaProdu...
Posted by John Threat on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:57:00 PST

Dead Prez: Bigger Than Hip Hop Airs Tonight!

Yeah dude! Dead Prez: Bigger Than Hip Hop : airs tonight on Starz! Im excited and I'm going to have a small screening at my little cramped apartment in New York City. We are going to watch the ...
Posted by John Threat on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:07:00 PST

New York Premiere Of Dead Prez: Bigger Than Hip Hop

Ok.. Tuesday here in New York it all goes down. Live Performance From Dead Prez, open bar and a screening of the film I directed about Dead Prez and Progressive Hip Hop called "Dead Prez: Bigger Than ...
Posted by John Threat on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

Check out Episode 6 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:

Check out Episode 6 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:Comment/Spread Around/Lemme know what you think. Stay tuned for Episode 5!...
Posted by John Threat on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

Check out Episode 5 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:

Check out Episode 5 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:Comment/Spread Around/Lemme know what you think. Stay tuned for Episode 6!...
Posted by John Threat on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:18:00 PST

Check out Episode 4 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:

Check out Episode 4 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:Comment/Spread Around/Lemme know what you think. Stay tuned for Episode 5!...
Posted by John Threat on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:22:00 PST

Check Out Coldest Winter Ever: Episode 3

Check out Episode 3 Of The Coldest Winter Ever:Winter has to put it down on all the haters on the block that try to stop her flow.Comment/Spread Around/Lemme know what you think. Stay tuned for Episod...
Posted by John Threat on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

Coldest Winter Ever: Episode 2

Check out Episode 2 Of The Coldest Winter Ever: Winter starts to realize that she is a bad-ass bitch and that her power over men is begining to rise.Comment/Spread Around/Lemme know what you think. St...
Posted by John Threat on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

Coldest Winter Ever: Episode 1

Coldest Winter Ever Episode 1: Check out Episode 1: Winter explains how she is the top bitch.Unforunately the HBO movie version of the book got cancelled, but here is a sneak peak of some screen tests...
Posted by John Threat on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:56:00 PST

Dead Prez: Bigger Than Hip Hop

The edit on Dead Prez: Bigger Than Hip Hop is almost finished. It will premiere in June on Starz In Black network.The network liked it so much they are giving it a theatrical premiere in NY, SF and At...
Posted by John Threat on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:35:00 PST