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About Me


When Kelly LeBrock appears to 21 year-old Jay Blank as he’s getting a cavity filled he experiences a new feeling: peace. The novel PUSSY FEEN: A LOVE MOVEMENT is a collection of profane words soaked in humor and moral indignation.

Jay Blank has a voracious sexual appetite and the charm to sate it. Kelly LeBrock’s appearance makes every coupling a threesome though it’s not nearly enough to slow his libido. PUSSY FEEN: A LOVE MOVEMENT is Jay’s journey from epiphany to action. A skater who doesn’t skate, freshman who avoids classes and his emotionally unstable high-school sweetheart, Jay’s stepping towards a brighter tomorrow: he falls in love with his best friend’s sister, huffs hair mousse and copulates with any female he falls into. The same fires that guided Moses and refined Blaise Pascal’s thoughts surround Jay Blank, as do the kind that require a Doctor’s needle and an irregularly long Q-Tip.

My Interests

An old fool:
Hustling, researching despots and examining the impact of salesmanship on humanity.

Engaging misanthropy.

Jeha.
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I'd like to meet:


People who read.

Jeremy Relph is the white Barry White.
-- "Steve Powers/ESPO" , author/artist "First and Fifteenth" , "The Art of Getting Over" .

"Someone call the cartographer, PUSSY FEEN: A LOVE MOVEMENT is about to put Jeremy Relph on the map."

- Chris Nieratko , writer/director, managing editor of Big Brother Magazine

Unlike Vice a mag I did some writing for a while back I want you to subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.
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Music:

Refined taste + (amongst other things)

Movies:

Nerd alert.

Books:

Remain the same: anything by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Martin Amis, James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, Walter Mosley, Nick Tosches. "The Aquariums of Pyongang", "My War Gone By I Miss it So", "In the Footsteps of Mr. Kurtz", "Ego Trip's Big Book of Racism".

My Blog

Cest Fini, thank-you.

Thank-you for reading.Why am I thanking you? Pussy Feen: A Love Movement is finished. Done. Since I started my bi-weekly postings of Jay Blank's otherworldly adventures, Kelly LeBrock's admonishings b...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 43 - Knowing Shit

It's kinda funny. I like gun talk. Dig the way heads pose up in movies when they're letting lead fly, the way a gun barks. And if I had a real gun I might've eaten a bullet sandwich already. And the ...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:16:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 43 - Estofado, Interrupted

We eat our ice cream on the couch watching TV. We talk stupid, about nothing. I'm learning so much about the human condition it's ridiculous. Being ready. Being prepared. You gotta be prepared. Be pre...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:58:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 42 - Lucy

Bare, brown, bejeweled belly. Ass threatening to escape the pants. Hands full of groceries. Lucy and her loose smile. "Whatchu got there?" "I got school supplies." "What, you're taking arts and craf...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 41 - Drama King

Love is doing what you have to do. Skating. Chilling with myself. Love is de-numbing. Fuck everybody and their suggestions or plans for me, I gotta listen to myself. And my feet and fingers have been ...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 40 - B-B-B-Baby Steps

Shells comes coughing in, knocking me over and choking up spewage all over the place, stepping on my thigh like eeyech and past me to the toilet. PB, still standing, gets hit with a splash of Shells'...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 39 - Penis Butter Elicitor

I'm standing there waiting for my hard-on to die, listening to the record Susie put on sounding so sappy and convincing and at the moment, a little too much all at once. Because really, how much more ...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 38 - Of Flying Ejaculate and Gardens

There's an old man squatting over his garden. He's sweating and his hair's oily. There's people drinking out front of the next house over, thirty feet from him but he minds his business and tends his ...
Posted by youngflizz on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 37 - Get Retarded

Don't sleep is the rule of both MCs and the weighted conscience, but fuck it: I slept and when I woke up there wasn't any messages on the batphone meaning x=zero. Not zero as in "you fucking zero," bu...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST

Pussy Feen: A Love Movement - Chapter 36 - Showers

Maria's bent over, her ass way up, pantyline showing, as she puts out a cigarette. Just round, floating around, dump some soy sauce on that and  and I look the other way. I look at my door and go ins...
Posted by youngflizz on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST